Hospital evacuated after a man shows up with World War I bomb stuck in his anus

[Talento]

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Doctors were left shell-shocked after an 88-year-old Frenchman arrived at hospital with a World War One bomb stuck in his rectum.

 

The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the artillery shell removed from his anus.

 

Doctors understandably were worried that the shell could explode inside the man, who is understood to have inserted the item in his backside for sexual pleasure.

 

Fortunately bomb squad disposal experts arrived shortly after and determined that there was little risk that the shell would blow up, and managed to put surgeons at ease, French news outlet Var-Matin reports.

 

Doctors made an incision and surgically removed the First World War collector’s item, which measured at 8 inches long (20cm) and more than 2 inches wide (5cm).

 

It's not every day that a doctor has to remove an explosive from a patient's rectum, but this isn't the first time it's happened.

 

Just over one year ago, a military memorabilia collector in the Gloucester area got a World War Two artillery shell stuck in his rectum after he “slipped and fell” while tidying up.

 

The police and army were dispatched, but the projectile had been removed before officers arrived.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/world-news/france-hospital-evacuated-man-has-ww1-shell-up-anus/

Edited December 21, 2022 by Talento

[discosean]

Everything is not a dildo.

[sugarysunflower]

I am DONE

 
“shell-shocked” 

 

an 88 year old man inserting an anal sex toy explosive device 

 

“slipped and fell” 

 

[Zoe_]

"God, if you can hear me, we're for your return."

[MALAMENTE]

Oh my

[Thinking Of You]

How could that get stuck in there? It’s not as if it broke in half. 

[kandicha]

In headlines I didn’t expect to read today

[bidet]

bruh gays are terrifying   

[Smarticle]

88 years old and still horny wthell

[Bloodflowers.]

Bottoms be pushing 90 and still have their holes hungry

[Subzero]

 

Not this giving a horny perv version of the Grey's episode where Meredith is holding the bomb inside the man's abdomen so it doesn't detonate 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

i want the comet to hit us tbh

[Mariya Takeuchi]

[Cain]

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a military memorabilia collector in the Gloucester area got a World War Two artillery shell stuck in his rectum after he “slipped and fell” while tidying up.

[Sesame]

Go take that social security cheque and buy a f*cking dildo for crying out loud. How sad and messy do you have to be to shove a bomb up your a*s? 
 

In before Shonda Rhimes takes this plot line and shoehorns it into the final season of grey’s anatomy 

Edited December 21, 2022 by Sesame

[LeMésTragique]

This is the future that awaits the bottoms 

[Broken]

36 minutes ago, Subzero said:

 

Not this giving a horny perv version of the Grey's episode where Meredith is holding the bomb inside the man's abdomen so it doesn't detonate 

This episode of Grey's Anatomy came to mind when I read the title, lmaooo .

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Dildos are not even expensive anymore but that age you probs need extra simulation if you are doing things like that 

[GentleEarthquake]

He needs help

[Plague]

12 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

Dildos are not even expensive anymore

People are still embarrassed to purchase sex toys...

12 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

but that age you probs need extra simulation if you are doing things like that 

...and then there's also ageism. So I kind of understand them.

 

But there are also people who love extreme stuff. Not sure in which category he fits.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

9 minutes ago, Plague said:

People are still embarrassed to purchase sex toys...

...and then there's also ageism. So I kind of understand them.

 

But there are also people who love extreme stuff. Not sure in which category he fits.

 

You can get them on Amazon discreetly

 

Oh I didn’t mean an ageist, I just meant over time some people do really crazy things to reach stimulation 

[Plague]

6 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

You can get them on Amazon discreetly

Not many old people are that good with computers.

6 minutes ago, G.U.Y. Gaga said:

Oh I didn’t mean an ageist, I just meant over time some people do really crazy things to reach stimulation 

I think there are more younger people who already need something bigger. But there are these dragon sized ones so...

 

Stay safe yall.

[@michael]

I love how it’s always “slipped and fell” when these stories get reported. Like please just be honest, we all know

[A.R.L]

It was made over 100 years ago, before he even came to life. 

[Karla Cabello]

why are men like this