album Lana Del Rey - 'Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd'

[Eeveelution]

Just saw the posts on Honeymoon. Lana’s simultaneous disdain for critics and desperate need for their validation is so fascinating to me. She contains multitudes. 

[State of Grace.]

20 minutes ago, Prince Tommy said:

If we're lucky she'll just say she didn't expect this one to be acclaimed but she doesn't mind because it was fun to make etc and leave it cute

Flashbacks to her dragging Ann Powers for her glowing (but arguably patronizing) NFR review  she really just needs to stay away, theres something iconic/messy from every era

She already posted "the reviews arent supposed to be good" so hopefully that's where it ends nn

[Rev8]

1 hour ago, Chemist said:

No one is turning on Jack lmao

SAD!

[bluevelvetcrowbar]

Reading some of these reviews makes me feel better about Margaret climbing my rankings kfkfkdkf  like sure, it sounds like a Taylor-Folklore cut, but it SERVES and I will not be shamed into thinking differently anymore 

[Tyrion_LMG]

Not tasteless gays dragging Violet for Roses. You guys should have your ears checked regularly and urgently

[Kh-Loud]

Her IG posts wishwhgshwhw she knew the album was gonna be panned 

[GentleDance]

Just now, bluevelvetcrowbar said:

Reading some of these reviews makes me feel better about Margaret climbing my rankings kfkfkdkf  like sure, it sounds like a Taylor-Folklore cut, but it SERVES and I will not be shamed into thinking differently anymore 

The lyrics are also very Taylor-like 

 

I like it, it's a highlight for sure

 

[CottageHore]

How does that one user insist on popping into Lana threads once in awhile to ***** about something, like why are some of y’all here?

 

[RideOrDie]

8 minutes ago, Kh-Loud said:

Her IG posts wishwhgshwhw she knew the album was gonna be panned 

if this is panned  she is really held up to crazy standards

[VeniceBeach]

Ocean Blvd scores vs her last 3 albums

Gigiwise
Ocean Blvd - 100
Blue Banisters - N/A
Chemtrails - 90
Norman - N/A

Mojo
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 80
Norman - 100

The Guardian
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 60
Chemtrails - 60
Norman - 60

NME
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 100
Norman - 100

The Independent
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 100
Norman - 80

The Line of Best Fit
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 70
Chemtrails - 80
Norman - 7.5

CLASH
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 70
Chemtrails - 90
Norman - 80

DIY
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 70
Norman - 90

[RideOrDie]

chemsex truly won in the end huh 

[Amethyst]

I think Lana doesnt care so much about whether she receives positive, mixed or negative reviews about her albums rather than what they say about it on the reviews.

 

Because some critics are really dense and plain stupid with some arguments against her, sometimes even when they are trying to praise her.

[HausOfGerard]

1 minute ago, Amethyst said:

I think Lana doesnt care so much about whether she receives positive, mixed or negative reviews about her albums rather than what they say about it on the reviews.

 

Because some critics are really dense and plain stupid with some arguments against her, sometimes even when they are trying to praise her.

This

[VeniceBeach]

So many Lana stans are clueless about the leaks, look at the replies and how they react to track lengths

 

[Azealia Banks]

9 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

Ocean Blvd scores vs her last 3 albums

Gigiwise
Ocean Blvd - 100
Blue Banisters - N/A
Chemtrails - 90
Norman - N/A

Mojo
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 80
Norman - 100

The Guardian
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 60
Chemtrails - 60
Norman - 60

NME
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 100
Norman - 100

The Independent
Ocean Blvd - 80
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 100
Norman - 80

The Line of Best Fit
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 70
Chemtrails - 80
Norman - 7.5

CLASH
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 70
Chemtrails - 90
Norman - 80

DIY
Ocean Blvd - 70
Blue Banisters - 80
Chemtrails - 70
Norman - 90

yall really having meltdowns over this lol

4 minutes ago, Amethyst said:

I think Lana doesnt care so much about whether she receives positive, mixed or negative reviews about her albums rather than what they say about it on the reviews.

 

Because some critics are really dense and plain stupid with some arguments against her, sometimes even when they are trying to praise her.

and true

[Azealia Banks]

Just now, VeniceBeach said:

So many Lana stans are clueless about the leaks, look at the replies and how they react to track lengths

 

there's really different lanators on every social media huh

[CottageHore]

We’re not gonna talk about how The Guardian finally didn’t pan her? 
 

Hello, let’s celebrate that 

[VeniceBeach]

 

4 minutes ago, CottageHore said:

We’re not gonna talk about how The Guardian finally didn’t pan her? 
 

Hello, let’s celebrate that 

They lowkey ruined NFR!'s score on Metacritic because their scores are weighed heavily, without them it would be like 89-90

Edited March 20, 2023 by VeniceBeach

[GentleDance]

This is going to make many publication's YE lists, I'm not worried 

 

[Subversive]

That full photo of Mike Hermosa in bed is making so h-word. Whew lord 

[ScorpiosGroove]

2 hours ago, paradisedarkness said:

The hell!!!! Beautiful and Violets are on of her best song she have made. I don't know what are you pierdoling about wtf

the amount of literally **** some of y’all spread on here 

[HausOfGerard]

1 minute ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

the amount of literally **** some of y’all spread on here 

[Unoriginal]

the reviews pretty much being on par with nfr/cocc/bb and some of you are melting down for what

[HausOfGerard]

Just now, Unoriginal said:

the reviews pretty much being on par with nfr/cocc/bb and some of you are melting down for what

unhinged r word behaviour

[Blue Jeans]

Honeymoon is finally public now so I followed