movie The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) | Chris Pratt | $1.3B WW | Out now on digital

[Da Vinci]

Tbh why even go see this movie when you can literally just play Mario Kart yourself and BE Mario/Peach etc.  

Or Legend Yoshi

[V$.]

34 minutes ago, Kylizzle said:

The excuses already. My Neighbor Totoro is a kids movie with barely any plot and it's an all-timer so what's Mario's excuse 

Totoro, sweetie, I'm SO sorry, I'm so sorry that a ugly ass ***** like this would even say that, oh my god!

[family.guy123]

Ah yes. Trusty old critics. They ALWAYS know what they’re talking about. 

[family.guy123]

Either way, celebrating or being upset at somebody else’s opinion of art is certainly interesting.

[Marla Singer]

Crisp ruins everything.

[Gwendolyn]

I knew it was over when illumination joined.

[WildAmerican]

ngl i chuckled at the RT consensus 

 

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While it's nowhere near as thrilling as turtle tipping your way to 128 lives, The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a colorful -- albeit thinly plotted -- animated adventure that has about as many Nintendos as Nintendont's. Read critic reviews

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4 hours ago, Zoe_ said:

At this point, I will decide for myself if I like a movie or not.

You’re just deciding that? 

[Ab1818]

The movie is already predicted to do $125 million in the US and Canada and $225 worldwide for opening weekend. It’s fine. A lot of the reviewers have probably never played any of the recent Mario games (or any) and were expecting (or exaggerating) a movie with so many twists and turns and the deepest story. 

[Bimbo]

4 hours ago, Zoe_ said:

At this point, I will decide for myself if I like a movie or not.

Not at this point

[GotMyBlueprint]

Sonic the Legend highkey won

[Zoe_]

3 minutes ago, Bimbo said:

Not at this point

Look, critics are so damn bald-headed. I trust no one.

[Guest]

52 minutes ago, Gwendolyn said:

I knew it was over when illumination joined.

Nintendo's team was given creative freedom

[Guest]

This was Sonic's score with 88 reviews

[MadonnasBoyfriend]

there is a 4dx showing tonight at midight. this will prob be very fun in 4dx. i feel bad for yall without 4dx tickets

Edited April 5, 2023 by MadonnasBoyfriend

[Jude]

Eggs. 

 

 

[mathekr]

That pretty unfortunate, I was hoping this one would follow Detective Pikachu and Sonic's pretty good reviews.

Guess I'll wait until it drops on streaming

[Proseductice]

I think it still might do really well at the box office despite the scores/reviews. I've been asked so many times if I'm going to see it. Not this week alone, but months in advance. Time will tell, but I'm debating going for Jack Black. 

[Kylizzle]

The amount of enraged fanboys on twitter

People thinking having references to a believed IP automatically makes a movie good

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

This doesn’t have to be good to do well though 

 

can we stop casting Chris though 

[Roberto]

13 minutes ago, mathekr said:

That pretty unfortunate, I was hoping this one would follow Detective Pikachu and Sonic's pretty good reviews.

Guess I'll wait until it drops on streaming

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MC: 53 (Pikachu).

MC: 47 (Sonic 1 and 2).

 

Are the "pretty good reviews" in the room with us?

 

 

Anyway, I'm still excited for this. Not expecting a masterpiece or a great story (the moment I saw this was only 92 minutes long, I knew it could go anywhere), just visuals and having a good time.

 

Edited April 5, 2023 by Roberto

[Repelex]

8 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

Are the "pretty good reviews" in the room with us?

 

 

Anyway, I'm still excited for this. Not expecting a masterpiece or a great story (the moment I saw this was only 92 minutes long, I knew it could go anywhere), just visuals and having a good time.

 

Metacritics for movies are irrelevant. Show the RT score with a much larger pool of varied critics.

[sunbathinganimal]

[mathekr]

17 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

Are the "pretty good reviews" in the room with us?

 

 

Anyway, I'm still excited for this. Not expecting a masterpiece or a great story (the moment I saw this was only 92 minutes long, I knew it could go anywhere), just visuals and having a good time.

 

MC is irrelevant for movie reviews. Both movies are at upper 60's on RT, which is pretty good

 

Edited April 5, 2023 by mathekr

[Broken]

40 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

Are the "pretty good reviews" in the room with us?

 

 

Anyway, I'm still excited for this. Not expecting a masterpiece or a great story (the moment I saw this was only 92 minutes long, I knew it could go anywhere), just visuals and having a good time.

 

 

Nobody gives a sh*t about MC when it comes to movies or TV shows.