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Atlas (2024) | Netflix | Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu | RT: 19%


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25 minutes ago, Stepfon said:

Now, this is essentially a film that would join the bandwagon of movies about Artificial intelligence that don't understand an iota of what it stands for. It is neither interested in the good nor the bad that the advent of AI can do to us, and frankly, it doesn't even care to do so. Essentially, this is a movie that wants to use AI as a narrative tool to tell a story about JLo being a badass. However, it even fails to do that because all she does is sit inside a designed video game console and act in front of a green screen. After last year's 'The Mother.' Netflix has bankrolled yet another exasperating, incompetent, and badly acted sci-fi film. It is one of the worst things Lopez has done thus far, and this is coming from someone who has seen her in 'Gigli.'  From horrendous character design to caricaturish writing, the film's entire personality can be summed up as a 'Jlo cries in CGI' meme, and even that would be smarter than whatever this is. 

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The JLo hate train is so disgusting :shakeno:

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25% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 

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I didn't know a new movie was coming. At least she's booked n busy

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I checked its 22% on rottentomatoes @Stepfon

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4 minutes ago, Into The Void said:

I checked its 22% on rottentomatoes @Stepfon

Yes, now it is, I will edit the post. 

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She remains booked and busy and no unwashed Twitter hater will change that :sorry:

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Missing 0% of the shots she does take :clap3:

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She has put out a lot of movies, music, TV shows etc in her career and literally 90% of it is incredibly panned :rip: 

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So the promo pics for her tour were outtakes from this shoot? :deadbanana: Cause the theme was war/combat which has absolutely nothing to do with the album.

 

ot: her facial expression on the poster screams 0% on RT :rip: No need to even watch to confirm

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20%

 

Rise up lotus, rise, this is the beggining.

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Oh Sharknado, don't make that face

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Mi gente podrido.

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55 minutes ago, Into The Void said:

I checked its 22% on rottentomatoes @Stepfon

The acclaim :clap3: 

 

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She's BEGGING for that Worst Actress Razzie #2

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1 hour ago, Broken said:

"Hidden somewhere beneath all the generic dialogue, embarrassing plot, mediocre action and oddly ineffective performances, there's a good idea in Brad Peyton's 'Atlas.' It's a shame the filmmakers never found it."

 

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Sounds like every netflix movie, or does JLo hate makes ppl completley blind?!

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Ms Lopez keeps getting panned :suburban:

 

The fact that some of her stans were so sure she could get nominated for Oscar for this :suburban:

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She needs a break from the public eye

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This is me... panned.gif

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i thot she has a THRIVING acting career to make up for her mediocre singing career

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and talent

she's just glorified influencer atp:suburban:

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Ok?

 

And it'll still debut top of Netflix and Neilson and prob crack netflix all time top 10 list

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The JLo hate train remains the most random and unhinged of all of them, like it's as if everyone who feels misery on the daily just decided that Jennifer would be their sacrificial lamb for hustling while there are much more draggable people out there :skull: 

 

Like the movie is probably tragic but the way people remain perched for a woman who peaked nearly 2 decades ago.. Why :rip: I don't even hear much about her until it's time for another ATRL/Twitter lash session

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1 minute ago, X~MoviePoP said:

Ok?

 

And it'll still debut top of Netflix and Neilson and prob crack netflix all time top 10 list

Kinda mte too, she always gets panned but usually ends up winning in some way regardless nn

 

The internet hate train feels really forced cause Jlo's name recognition IRL is bigger than alot of ATRL faves and usually people don't have much to say about her outside of "oh yeah she looks great still and she's good at performing" maybe a "I liked her one movie" too. She's kinda a GP household name so I feel like the imaginary hate from the internet peanut gallery doesn't even matter :rip: 

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