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I’ve just realized the iPhones calendar app has a few “memorial” date reminders and I woke up thinking I had planned to murder/assault someone :deadbanana2: it reads as “assault of…”

 

I caught me off guard but it’s so dumb

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nothing really matters after all

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11 minutes ago, truthteller said:

nothing really matters after all

Yea it does. Love, family, etc. 

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not lately but a few years ago i realised that onion rings have actual onions in them :thing: i HATE onions and thought onion rings were just onion flavoured batter

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The average intelligence of the atrl population continues to shock me. 

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Owning physical art and media >>>>> digital and streaming services

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I just realized that a club sandwich is just a BLT with turkey on it. 

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Female clothes have buttons on the left.

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1 hour ago, May said:

not lately but a few years ago i realised that onion rings have actual onions in them :thing: i HATE onions and thought onion rings were just onion flavoured batter

 

1 hour ago, youreyesgocold said:

The average intelligence of the atrl population continues to shock me. 

These posts back to back :rip:

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2 minutes ago, Juanny said:

:ahh: 

 

i think may makes stupid posts on purpose and they are actually smart :deadbanana4:

This, serving misunderstood genius

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All the shade and evil in the world is useless, we will all die and nothing will ever matter. You never know when is your last day here so better to spend it enjoying. 

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2 hours ago, Oktober Knight said:

I just realized that a club sandwich is just a BLT with turkey on it. 

Wait… :deadbanana:

 

Okay, this is also my answer.

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I always leave way too early for the airport or cut it dangerously close, there's no moderation here or anywhere else in my life :rip:

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46 minutes ago, Juanny said:

:ahh: 

 

i think may makes stupid posts on purpose and they are actually smart :deadbanana4:

im sad to say that one was genuine :thing: i could never feel an onion texture when eating onion rings (usually onion texture is very prominent in my mouth and i spit it out immediately , probs an autism thing) so i was shook

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-It takes longer to make money, than to spend it. 

-We should have shorter work weeks as we dont really spend every hour of our 40 hour work weeks accomplishing a task.

-Losing weight gets harder with age

-Gas is ******* us up the ass 

-All roads should be free, screw tollways 

 

 

Thinking Of You
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Porn is whack and weird because it’s all imaginary, there’s no actual physical touch, and you don’t even know the person so it comes off as invasive and stalker-ish. 

 

People who get on TikTok to just look good or go live because of it is so embarrassing. Social media has made an entire generation believe attractiveness is a personality or an achievement :dies: There’s nothing better than an attractive person that actually has a life. Why are you live on TikTok and why do you have fans while you’re 24 years old and you are unemployed? Like? It’s so weird. 

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4 hours ago, May said:

not lately but a few years ago i realised that onion rings have actual onions in them :thing: i HATE onions and thought onion rings were just onion flavoured batter

Depends on the onion ring. Most have actual onion inside but some are just onion flavouring inside. 

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ATRL

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18 hours ago, Thinking Of You said:

Porn is whack and weird because it’s all imaginary, there’s no actual physical touch, and you don’t even know the person so it comes off as invasive and stalker-ish. 

Porn after years of consumation will also give you low libido and erectile dysfunction when you have sex with a partner / date.  I realised this just recently and I am in the process of de-toxing myself from porn (takes about 3 months to feel "normal" again down there when you quit porn)

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6 minutes ago, katara said:

Porn after years of consumation will also give you low libido and erectile dysfunction when you have sex with a partner / date.  I realised this just recently and I am in the process of de-toxing myself from porn (takes about 3 months to feel "normal" again down there when you quit porn)

omg I actually did this and it was a really good decision. :deadbanana4: porn had ruined my mind.

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Latte just means milk. When my friend told me she will make strawberry latte I asked her isnt it weird to mix strawberry and coffe together? She said it just a strawberry milk. :rip:

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2 hours ago, Joyride said:

omg I actually did this and it was a really good decision. :deadbanana4: porn had ruined my mind.

yeah and I didn't even consume that much (like once or twice a week) and it still f*cked up my mind and d*ck :rip:

Grumpy Cat
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bread is overrated af

 

**** it, cancel it. i can live without that demon that gives me gasses

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