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What is this thread :bibliahh:

First of all, I stan Sky but she is NOT the right person to be laughing about another artist being stuck in album-limbo.  It’s been almost 10 years since NTMT, she has no place to joke about this.  Like, look in a mirror. 
 

However, Sky is still 100% right about her dislike of this girl who tried and failed to copy her aesthetic and sound.  All of Halsey’s albums sound like they were made by completely different people in the worst way and absolutely none of them will be remember in 10 years.  Sky’s ONLY album is still considered the gold standard of alt indie pop to this day and her music is still referenced as some of the most influential and acclaimed.  It’s crazy how someone so irrelevant could make such an impact, but it’s true.  Halsey is incapable of ever doing that.

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1 hour ago, Ricky Wilson said:

What’s so funny? Closer is probably bigger than any single by your faves

 

go back to listening to the Misery Business songstress that’s supposed to be a feminist

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I screamed at this gay mistaking Fiona ******* Apple for Hayley Williams :bibliahh:(I love Hayley but chile...)

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the moment when a retired songstress like Sky Ferreira had to wake up from her decade-long coma just to shade you

 

i enjoy watching halsey's career dissolve and it fascinated me

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Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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1 minute ago, Protocol said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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1 hour ago, Bimbo said:

CLOCKED her bald a$s

 

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:dies: 

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5 minutes ago, Protocol said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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her influence on modern alt pop girls is palpable and at least as much as the other artists you mentioned :skull: hatchie, ethel cain, etc..

 

and i struggle to understand how her mom being a hairstylist to michael jackson with no college education qualifies as a "nepotism baby" when we have other pop girls who went to private boarding schools and elite colleges and programs on daddy's dime while sky was grinding and working hard and modelling, gigging, sending her tracks everywhere from an extremely young age. sorry she knew how to use being actually brought up in LA as a young native american and latina artist to the best of her advantage and halsey had to flee from her suburb to go squat in a moldy basement with a bunch of other poser gentrifier kids in brooklyn. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Protocol said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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them trying to drag halsey for switching styles for acclaim as if it didn’t take Sky multiple genres, aesthetics and shelved albums before she finally released NTMT.

 

Like I said earlier, I used to bump Sky back in the day, but this utter delusion coming from her stans :deadbanana2: sis was good but let’s calm down here :dies:

 

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11 minutes ago, Protocol said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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Not some people in this thread acting as if Ashley Frangipane is Britney Spears or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a social leech who hangs out with Taylor Swift but can't even release new music like Sky correctly pointed out

 

"Without Me", her supposed 'emotional masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Camilla, that is a more realistic goal

 

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1 hour ago, Ricky Wilson said:

Literally NOBODY is checking for that girl

 

Delusion isn’t very attractive sis

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Oh, so you’re a success stan!

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Minus Gaga of course

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as we saw in the past couple of pages the ashley stans couldn't even point out fiona in a police lineup to save their lives, so maybe they shouldn't comment on the pecking order of what alternative female artists sky sits with 

 

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1 minute ago, orange22 said:

FLETCHER, GAYLE,

Impressive list

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17 minutes ago, Walk_Away21 said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Ashley Frangipane is Britney Spears or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a social leech who hangs out with Taylor Swift but can't even release new music like Sky correctly pointed out

 

"Without Me", her supposed 'emotional masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Camilla, that is a more realistic goal

 

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This doesn't make a lick of sense and isn't the gotcha moment you thought it was :skull:

 

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please stop the Gayle slander, she's never talked about being inspired by Halsey :toofunny3:

 

 

EDIT : The user hid the post :gaycat6:

 

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Sky has every right to drag Halsey since Halsey laughed at her situation an now the tables have turned

 

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22 minutes ago, Walk_Away21 said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Ashley Frangipane is Britney Spears or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a social leech who hangs out with Taylor Swift but can't even release new music like Sky correctly pointed out

 

"Without Me", her supposed 'emotional masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Camilla, that is a more realistic goal

 

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1 hour ago, Protocol said:

Not some people in this thread acting as if Sky Ferreira is Joanna Newsom or Fiona Apple or Bjork, girl sit your ass down

 

She had ONE utterly forgotten flop album of basic 'alt indie sadcore' whatever aesthetic music for sad gays, the only reason she keeps getting invited to things is because she's a nepotism baby who hangs out with the fashion crowd like Halsey correctly pointed out

 

"Everything is Embarrassing", her supposed 'masterpiece', is super basic and isn't even as good as random Lana b-sides

 

Compare her to Uffie, that is a more realistic goal

 

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I only spot lies, and comparing Sky to Lana is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.  Ghost EP and NTMT are two of the most acclaimed indie pop projects of the past decade, your opinion is statistically irrelevant no matter how much you dislike her music.

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2 hours ago, Pavement Princess said:

A winner. MJ’s god daughter will release artistic excellence this Friday while Marzipan may have to release a resume to Dunkin’ Donuts to feed her family.

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Glad Halsey's being exposed and dragged for filth. She's always had the worst personality and attitude out of all the pop girls from the past decade, and she deserves her comeuppance. #Karma

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This thread ???

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What does Sky even do for a living these days? It's been like a decade since her last album.

 

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