event Eurovision Song Contest 2023 | Loreen does it again!

[Velvet Night]

UK‘s song is super basic and the vocals are meh

[Fevesy]

the backing vocals

[Tiziano's Boy]

Um, Mae? Girl, those vocals ain’t it.

[P!nk Forever]

So, where is her thong?

 

Not that I care.

[Uncatena]

oooooh NOOOOOO

 

dead on arrival. flatlined. crickets. 

[khalyan]

Oh no Mae the vocals

[Kummercell]

1 minute ago, MAKSIM said:

A historic 0 points for the host country, let’s go Flop Muller!

Austria did in 2015 actually

a record-breaking country 

[Mellark]

1 minute ago, MAKSIM said:

A historic 0 points for the host country, let’s go Flop Mueller!

Netherlands 2021: Roman Reloaded 

[tbhmatt]

She looks terrified of moving 

 

If you aren’t gonna SING it you need to PERFORM it at least ddd 

[touchofmyhand]

Cute song. Terrible enunciation and performance.

[Navy4Life]

Not UK trying to get 0 points again. The TJ Maxx Dua is giving us absolutely nothing. 

[queenp]

a bop is a bop

[Badger]

It’s giving industry plant

[mellenthin]

Can she stop it with the Jesy Nelson tongue already

[Stan]

Idk why but the whole performance is giving Love Island 

[beautiful player]

I can't make out a single word she's saying..

 

This feels stiff & clunky. Where's the stage presence darling...

 

[illia]

UK sounds like a non-event after Croatia

 

And this comes from the #1 Croatia hater btw

[karma police]

well, I guess the demon is summoned with this entry

[noahfence]

Lourdes, what are you doing here

[fountain]

Go girl give us nothing

[WeFoundWill]

EW!!!!! 

[PlERRE]

Something about the visuals, the lights, the concept, I don't know, could be a great song but it feels very flat. 

[Uncatena]

ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING

[Gwendolyn]

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[Chasing Comet]

The crowd kinda hit the note more than her