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3 hours ago, Buddy said:

(February 8, 2019 — Los Angeles, CA) — Top or bottom? Doesn't mtter. Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and whether you’re planning on smashing bae’s junk to smithereens or making out with a pint of Phish Food, you need some fresh Valentine’s Day bops to get you in the mood for L♡VE. And MEGHAN TRAINOR has got you covered with her new EP, THE LOVE TRAIN [Epic Records.]

 

You know you want it. And you can freakin’ get it b*tch. On all digital platforms right HERE.

 

Meghan’s seducing your ears this V-Day, and you know she knows a thing or two about romance. Unless your phone’s been broken for a hot minute, you know that Meghan just got married to the ginger from Spy Kids, and trust when we say, girl is feeling the love. She took a break from her busy schedule to record some fire tracks in Los Angeles alongside frequent collaborators and producers Andrew Wells [5SOS, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz], J KASH (Maroon 5, Charlie Puth, Kesha) and Tyler Johnson [Harry Styles, CAM].

 

We know you want to hear songs about all the hot newlywed sex Meghan and Daryl Sa-BAE-ra are having (did you see what we did there?). Which is why you’ll love the banging’ single “All The Ways.” Billboard was wet for “All The Ways,” calling it “another fun, danceable track to fall in love with.” And would Billboard lie to you, girl?

 

But perhaps the piece de resistance (that’s French for “Wig Snatch”) is “Marry Me,” a romantic acoustic guitar and ukulele-tinged Awww Fest which delivers all the feels (and then more feels). Meghan wrote the song thirty days after meeting Daryl, and it was so good that she walked down the aisle to it. We know, it’s a little bit #Vomworthy, but also, am I chopping onions right now or are those tears rolling down my face? I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

 

And as always, our Grammy-Winning, Diamond Single-having QUEEN didn’t just come to play — she came to slay. She’s serving vocals on the passionate, Celine Dion-esque power ballad “After You.” Plus, Meghan’s serving your insatiable thirst for dance-ready bops with the upbeat banger that is “Foolish.” It slaps so hard you’ll be stanning for days.  “As if all the PDA, including foot massages, butterfly kisses and piggy back rides aren’t cringe worthy enough, says her brother and videographer Ryan… I’ve got to film it all!”

 

Choo choo betch! The Love Train is leaving the station and you better get on board.

this always sends me :ahh:

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Wait she is SO GORGEOUS NOW :WAP:

He is probs bottom :skull:

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19 hours ago, Cheers said:

Better than asking “who’s the man and who’s the woman ?” that shite irritates me :deadbanana: 

 

right? I cringe whenever straights ask gay couples (who are clearly the same gender!) that question. 

 

17 hours ago, Illuminati said:

 

 

:ahh: I hate him.

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Don’t her and her husband have a toilets side-by-side and they take shits together? What kind of anal fixation does this woman have

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lipless *****, i would have slapped her right before revealing im a bottom

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Not chris olsen :skull: i didn't know they were friends

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I mean, did she really have to ask?

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6 hours ago, Prisoner said:

Not chris olsen :skull: i didn't know they were friends

They are childhood friends

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On 4/28/2022 at 4:28 AM, Bloodflowers. said:

Meghan can even say the f~ford if she wants, I don't care! "Me Too" is a gay classic :WAP:

 

She can call everyone here and their grandfather the f~word for that masterpiece tbh :jonny4:

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On 4/28/2022 at 1:55 AM, Buddy said:

(February 8, 2019 — Los Angeles, CA) — Top or bottom? Doesn't mtter. Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and whether you’re planning on smashing bae’s junk to smithereens or making out with a pint of Phish Food, you need some fresh Valentine’s Day bops to get you in the mood for L♡VE. And MEGHAN TRAINOR has got you covered with her new EP, THE LOVE TRAIN [Epic Records.]

 

You know you want it. And you can freakin’ get it b*tch. On all digital platforms right HERE.

 

Meghan’s seducing your ears this V-Day, and you know she knows a thing or two about romance. Unless your phone’s been broken for a hot minute, you know that Meghan just got married to the ginger from Spy Kids, and trust when we say, girl is feeling the love. She took a break from her busy schedule to record some fire tracks in Los Angeles alongside frequent collaborators and producers Andrew Wells [5SOS, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz], J KASH (Maroon 5, Charlie Puth, Kesha) and Tyler Johnson [Harry Styles, CAM].

 

We know you want to hear songs about all the hot newlywed sex Meghan and Daryl Sa-BAE-ra are having (did you see what we did there?). Which is why you’ll love the banging’ single “All The Ways.” Billboard was wet for “All The Ways,” calling it “another fun, danceable track to fall in love with.” And would Billboard lie to you, girl?

 

But perhaps the piece de resistance (that’s French for “Wig Snatch”) is “Marry Me,” a romantic acoustic guitar and ukulele-tinged Awww Fest which delivers all the feels (and then more feels). Meghan wrote the song thirty days after meeting Daryl, and it was so good that she walked down the aisle to it. We know, it’s a little bit #Vomworthy, but also, am I chopping onions right now or are those tears rolling down my face? I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

 

And as always, our Grammy-Winning, Diamond Single-having QUEEN didn’t just come to play — she came to slay. She’s serving vocals on the passionate, Celine Dion-esque power ballad “After You.” Plus, Meghan’s serving your insatiable thirst for dance-ready bops with the upbeat banger that is “Foolish.” It slaps so hard you’ll be stanning for days.  “As if all the PDA, including foot massages, butterfly kisses and piggy back rides aren’t cringe worthy enough, says her brother and videographer Ryan… I’ve got to film it all!”

 

Choo choo betch! The Love Train is leaving the station and you better get on board.

:ahh::ahh::ahh:

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Good question and watching gay white men create a new oppression by this basic question from nonhomophobes is such a laugh.

 

 

Person reading this, are you a bottom?

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