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[McNulty]

Greg really got what he wanted at the end AND he won't share it with the gays

[Gui Blackout]

Idk, I'm still processing, but I feel like Tanya's death was a bit anticlimactic. I guess that was the point, but I still feel like they could've given her a better (or funnier) sendoff.

 

The whole bit of her going crazy on the yacht and the shooting was brilliant tho. Jennifer ate that  give the Emmy again!

 

Daphne being the most fascinating character of the two couples storyline  love her

 

And we have no choice but to stan the Italian scammers  it's what these dumb men deserve. 

[Liafen]

Poor Tanya, not her accidentally dying right after taking out the gays one by one. I'm kinda mad about this.  Coolidge was a legend in this episode, that fake collectedness turning into a silly run... Though I imagine they just wanted to abduct her to "extort" money from Greg? But I guess it doesn't make a difference now. 

 

Also Lucia Queen of Italy confirmed! We love a scammer!

[Underworld]

Valentina has a fake a** right? Cause that cant be real, cause if it is she looks better than people half her age.

[Liafen]

56 minutes ago, McNulty said:

Greg really got what he wanted at the end AND he won't share it with the gays

But Portia survived. Maybe that dumb hag could do a nice thing once in her life and end that bald *****!

[Underworld]

7 minutes ago, Liafen said:

But Portia survived. Maybe that dumb hag could do a nice thing once in her life and end that bald *****!

I hope we dont see Portia in season 3.

 

her outfits were atroucious, i cant stand to look at her anymore. The airport outift is next level of abomination.

 

 

[Lovett]

Now THAT was a finale.  I was anxiety ridden for the majority of the episode. Loved the storylines for all of them and the entire boat sequence had me gagged. What a brilliant show.

[Narima]

Tanya's convo with the captain 

 

ugh but I hate that Greg got all the money 

 

[futurenostalgic]

that was BRILLIANT

[Liafen]

12 minutes ago, Underworld said:

I hope we dont see Portia in season 3.

 

her outfits were atroucious, i cant stand to look at her anymore. The airport outift is next level of abomination.

Portia was HATED by all, loved by none; can't imagine even a paralell universe that has Mike White bringing her back for S3.

 

Though I'd cackle a bit. 

 

[Gui Blackout]

I already can't wait fpr Season 3

 

Somewhere in Asia would be great. Or maybe a ski resort in Switzerland or something? I would also love if they made a season in the past, like in the 50s or 70s, showing the first White Lotus.

 

The show has endless possibilities. They can make so many seasons.

[Liafen]

5 minutes ago, Gui Blackout said:

The show has endless possibilities. They can make so many seasons.

This. Though imagine White Lotus's reputation after like 5-6 murders take place near their properties.  

[lovewins]

42 minutes ago, Liafen said:

Portia was HATED by all, loved by none; can't imagine even a paralell universe that has Mike White bringing her back for S3.

 

Though I'd cackle a bit. 

 

Maybe speak for yourself?

 

I actually like Portia. She is a character. And the actress who played her did an incredible job. 

[FunCoric]

I was screaming at tanya to take off her ******* heels  her death was so avoidable!!

 

so greg gets the money?

 

Great season finale even tho I expected another death from the main cast and not just the con guys

[zoldyck]

Really loved the season.

 

Really nice mix of everything from comedy, suspense, social commentary, audience interpretation.

 

Subtle plot of Daphene and Cameron child was chief kiss.  I hope the couple(with their children) appear in 3rd season, there is lot to explore ,they barely scratch the surface here.

 

Gonna miss Tanya in future seasons. 

[sunmimi imfurst]

You gays do too much on Portia. Yes she is a mess but she is fun to hate on and not a bad character. Tanya made several very stupid decisions throughout the season, so it’s not really Portia’s fault she died. Plus jack pretty much told her she would die if she goes back to the hotel. 
 

Loves the ending, especially the Lucia girl boss moment 

 

I’m mostly dissatisfied with the couples storyline? Idk it didn’t say much to me lol.  

[maddisonbutt]

7 hours ago, chris1991 said:

Don’t get they the white gays are in love with Daphne  She’s literally the most tragic character imo….Morris the white woman from season one.  White woman are y’all okay?

I think her being tragic makes her more compelling

[Gui Blackout]

The MVP of the season

 

And ******* Ethan was not only her getting back at Cameron, but also at Harper who she thought was her friend.

 

[Antunes]

perfection 

[Liafen]

Another interesting subtle hint was that Cameron wasn’t so eager to talk with “his” son. He knows.

[Gui Blackout]

3 minutes ago, Liafen said:

Another interesting subtle hint was that Cameron wasn’t so eager to talk with “his” son. He knows.

Yep, he does. That last scene (and when they sit to have dinner with Ethan and Haper) was such a perfect frame how much they fake this perfect happy family/relationship. Really good.

[touch]

Amazing season. SO much better than the first one

 

I'm mostly happy my Italian girls made it out alive and scammed the men. I find it super interesting and ironic that Harper and Ethan basically are the new Daphne and Cameron because they both cheated and that made their relationship (at least what we can see at the airport) stronger. Like Harper said "it's all a front" but that is what works for their marriage. 

[Beyonnaise]

2 hours ago, Underworld said:

I hope we dont see Portia in season 3.

 

her outfits were atroucious, i cant stand to look at her anymore. The airport outift is next level of abomination.

 

 

This was another phenomenal subtlety. In the airport at the end, Portia literally becomes Tanya with the headscarf and big glasses, going back to Albie and highlighting her horrible decision making. It follows Tanya saying Portia reminds her of her younger self. Mike White said on Katie Couric's podcast this week that the whole point of the Portia character was to represent how Gen Z roll their eyes at the rich and feel like they could be so much smarter if they had money but that money ultimately corrupts everyone and they would make the same mistakes.

 

In this interview he also heavily implied Tanya was gonna come back for season 3, that's why I was so mad when he actually killed her

Edited December 12, 2022 by Beyonnaise

[Beyonnaise]

34 minutes ago, touch said:

I'm mostly happy my Italian girls made it out alive and scammed the men. I find it super interesting and ironic that Harper and Ethan basically are the new Daphne and Cameron because they both cheated and that made their relationship (at least what we can see at the airport) stronger. Like Harper said "it's all a front" but that is what works for their marriage. 

Also in the last scene at the airport when they're cuddling and Harper has her hand over her stomach, which we know typically represents pregnancy, but we also know Ethan and Daphne probably banged  There's so many layers to this s**t.

 

Ryan Murphy is definitely at home throwing his Emmys at the wall because TWL has exposed his shows as mediocre. Nothing else on TV today has the same special sauce of great writing, insightful cultural commentary, great casting, and humor.

Edited December 12, 2022 by Beyonnaise

[FLAallday]

“But what about Guisseppi and what’s his face?”

 

  
 

Read that faceless gay for filth