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Prey was good, surprised it didn’t make it higher! & The Invitation was dumb but at least entertaining.

 

The Sadness looks good still need to watch

 

 

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16 hours ago, Reverse Warholian said:

Are you making a Letterboxd list for this rate? 

 

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Post the list so far and I will @ChapelHooker

 

1 hour ago, ChapelHooker said:

we are about to enter the top 30 and Men is still in... any guesses to when we will bid goodbye to the most controversial horror movie of 2022? :gaycat1:

It's already won by keeping the girls panicked waiting for its demise! The rest is gravy :gaycat1:

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1 hour ago, ChapelHooker said:

we are about to enter the top 30 and Men is still in... any guesses to when we will bid goodbye to the most controversial horror movie of 2022? :gaycat1:

#1 without the 25 above it 

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I would've shitlisted The Invitation had I known it garnered the modest fanfare it did here. Has no business being this high :rip:

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The Invitation was horrible :deadbanana4: I had like 20 minutes left of the movie and never finished because I was so over it lol started off ok and just kept getting worse.

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1 hour ago, Verge of Obscene said:

mmm revealing that would spoil it! what i’ll say is this doesn’t really feel like a typical M Night movie. It’s not really “wacky”. every actor gave really grounded performances. also, the movie ending is different from the story’s ending

 

also, i cried like a baby :beatfreak:

OMG, hyped already. :jonny5:

 

The invitation so high with 3 death list. :deadbanana4:

 

Men top 30. :jonnycat:

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The Sadness out already? Trash!

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Oh I've never seen the sadness lemme add it to my watch later list. Also I need to get to reading cabin at the end of the world before watching the movie ugh 

Roman Holiday
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The only Invitation I acknowledge

 

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Tbh anything below Top 20 is a flop so Meningitis hasn’t won **** yet :giraffe:

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On 2/3/2023 at 5:19 PM, ChapelHooker said:

sorry for the delay my computer was not working with me but we are ready to go!

 

...as promised! Here are the movies that will be

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These got multiple mentions and votes over 21 points. Well done! 

 

 

54. Margaux

Directed by Steven C. Miller

Written by Chris Sivertson, Chris Beyrooty & Nick Waters

21.5 Points / Letterboxd: 2.3

As a group of seniors celebrate their final college days at a smart house, the house’s highly advanced AI system, Margaux, begins to take on a deadly presence of her own. A carefree weekend of partying turns into a dystopian nightmare as they realize Margaux’s plans to eliminate her tenants one way or another. Time begins to run out as the group desperately tries to survive and outsmart the smart home.

 

51. My Best Friend's Exorcism

Directed by Damon Thomas

Written by Jenna Lamia & Grady Hendrix

23.5 Points / Metascore: 58 / Letterboxd: 2.5

The year is 1988. Abby and Gretchen have been best friends since fourth grade. After an evening of skinny-dipping goes disastrously wrong, Gretchen begins to act…different, which leads Abby to suspect her best friend may be possessed by a demon. With help from some unlikely allies, Abby embarks on a quest to save Gretchen. But is their friendship powerful enough to beat the devil?

 

49. The Viewing (Cabinet of Curiosities)

Directed by Panos Cosmatos

Written by Panos Cosmatos & Aaron Stewart-Ahn

25.5 Points / Letterboxd: 3.5

A wealthy recluse hosts four accomplished guests at his stylish mansion for a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but their intrigue soon turns into terror.

 

47. The Outside (Cabinet of Curiosities)

Directed by Ana Lily Amirpour

Written by Haley Z. Boston

26 Points /  Letterboxd: 3.2

Longing to fit in at work, awkward Stacey begins to use a popular lotion that causes an alarming reaction, while an unnerving transformation takes shape.

 

46. Glorious

Directed by Rebekah McKendry

Written by Todd Rigney, Joshua Hull & David Ian McKendry 

27 Points / Metascore: 60 / Letterboxd: 3.0

After a breakup, Wes ends up at a remote rest stop. He finds himself locked inside the bathroom with a mysterious figure speaking from an adjacent stall. Soon Wes realizes he is involved in a situation more terrible than he could imagine.

 

44. Run Sweetheart Run

Written & Directed by Shana Feste

36 Points / Metascore: 51 / Letterboxd: 2.8

A woman runs for her life though the streets of Los Angeles after her blind date suddenly turns violent.

 

43. They/Them

Written & Directed by John Logan

39 Points / Metascore: 46 / Letterboxd: 1.6

Campers at an LGBTQ+ conversion camp endure unsettling psychological techniques while the campsite is stalked by a mysterious killer.

 

42. The Autopsy (Cabinet of Curiosities)

Directed by David Prior

Written by David S. Goyer & Michael Shea

42 Points / Letterboxd: 3.7

A seasoned sheriff investigates a dead body in the woods and calls on an old pal, a medical examiner, to help piece together a series of chilling events.

Run Sweetheart run deserved better! And so did The Viewing and The Autopsy. Maybe not everyone wanted to vote for anthology episodes.

Margaux, My Best Friend's Exorcism, Glorious and The Outside were cute so the placement's okay.

Who voted for They/Them though :toofunny3:

On 2/4/2023 at 1:44 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written & Directed by Duncan Birmingham

 

46.5 Points

Letterboxd: 2.7

 

Adam and Margo’s housewarming party goes well enough…

except there’s this one mysterious couple (Tom and Sasha) lingering after the other guests have left.

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This was such a fun sexy thriller :flame:

On 2/4/2023 at 3:28 AM, ChapelHooker said:

 

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Written by Kyle Warren

Directed by Matt Sobel

 

57 Points

Metacritic: 45

Letterboxd: 2.6

 

When twin brothers arrive home to find their mother’s demeanor altered and face covered in surgical bandages,

they begin to suspect the woman beneath the gauze might not be their mother.

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Death Listed by: @Reverse Warholian & @Lord Gaga

 

 

 

This was trash! Who voted for this :toofunny3:

On 2/4/2023 at 4:16 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by Danny McBride, David Gordon Green, Chris Bernier & Paul Brad Logan

Directed by David Gordon Green

 

73 Points

Metacritic: 47

Letterboxd: 2.3

 

Four years after the events of Halloween in 2018, Laurie has decided to liberate herself from fear and rage and embrace life.

But when a young man is accused of killing a boy he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and

terror that will force Laurie to finally confront the evil she can’t control, once and for all.

Trailer

 

Death Listed by: @FunCoric @Reverse Warholian @Walk_Away21 @Lord Gaga @popmusicisdead @SitarHero 

@Delirious @Roberto @DEGUOM @SmashingMiley

 

With -35 Death List points the second most hated movie of the rate. 

 

 

 

 

 

A misunderstood masterpiece. Can't wait to tell my kids in 20 years when this becomes a cult classic how 10 ugly ******* ruined its chances in this rate.

On 2/4/2023 at 5:03 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written & Directed by Kyle Edward Ball

 

74.5 Points

Metacritic: 66

Letterboxd: 3.0

 

Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing,

and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished.

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Death Listed by: @mokitsu @genetic fail @mellenthin 

 

 

 

Pretentiousness LOST! :clap3:

On 2/4/2023 at 5:25 AM, ChapelHooker said:

 

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Written by Fede Álvarez, Rodo Sayagues & Chris Thomas Devlin

Directed by David Blue Garcia

 

84.5 Points

Metacritic: 34

Letterboxd: 2.0

 

In this sequel, influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface,

an infamous killer who wears a mask of human skin.

Trailer

 

Death Listed by: @FunCoric @Reverse Warholian @Walk_Away21 @Lord Gaga @popmusicisdead

@rooby.booby @DEGUOM @Johnny Cash

 

With -27 Death List points the third most hated movie of the rate. 

 

 

 

 

that's it for today! thank you for joining me and see you tomorrow!

 

It's gorey and fun but they did not really need to attach it to the TCM franchise. But I mean the franchise as a whole is trash anyway so

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On 2/5/2023 at 12:08 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by Johannes Roberts, Flying Lotus, Tyler MacIntyre, Maggie Levin, Zoe Cooper, Chris Lee Hill, Joseph Winter & Vanessa Winter

Directed by Johannes Roberts, Flying Lotus, Tyler MacIntyre, Maggie Levin, Joseph Winter & Vanessa Winter

 

85 Points

Metacritic: 58

Letterboxd: 2.7

 

A teenager’s home video leads to a series of horrifying revelations.

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Another solid entry in the V/H/S franchise. Excited for V/H/S/85! :duca:

On 2/5/2023 at 1:03 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written and Directed by David Cronenberg 

 

90.5 Points

Metacritic: 67

Letterboxd: 3.3

 

As the human species adapts to a synthetic environment, the body undergoes new transformations and mutations.

With his partner Caprice, celebrity performance artist Saul Tenser publicly showcases the metamorphosis of his organs in avant-garde performances.

Timlin, an investigator from the National Organ Registry, obsessively tracks their movements, which is when a mysterious group is revealed.

Their mission – to use Saul’s notoriety to shed light on the next phase of human evolution.

Trailer

 

Death Listed by: @ChapelHooker

 

 

 

 

I wanted to like this more but it doesn't really hold much rewatch value.

On 2/5/2023 at 1:37 AM, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by Kevin Ko & Zhang Zhe Wai

Directed by Kevin Ko

 

94 Points

Letterboxd: 3.1

 

Inspired by a true story of a family who believed they were possessed by spirits,

this film follows a woman who must protect her child from a curse.

Trailer

 

Top Pick: @Johnny Cash

 

 

 

Horror movies that go viral on Facebook/TikTok are usually trash but this was decent. Overhyped though.

6 hours ago, ChapelHooker said:

 

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Written by Dan Trachtenberg & Patrick Aison

Directed by Dan Trachtenberg

 

98.5 Points

Metacritic: 71

Letterboxd: 3.6

 

On the Great Plains in 1719, Naru, a fierce and highly skilled Comanche warrior, sets out to protect her people when an

unknown danger threatens them. But the prey she’s stalking turns out to be a highly evolved alien

predator with a technically advanced arsenal.

Trailer

 

 

Deserved to be a bit higher. Amber Midthunder supremacy :clap3:

5 hours ago, ChapelHooker said:

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Written & Directed by Robert Jabbaz

 

99 Points

Metacritic: 68

Letterboxd: 3.2

 

A young couple is pushed to the limits of sanity as they attempt to be reunited amid the chaos of a pandemic outbreak.

The streets erupt into violence and depravity, as those infected are driven to enact in the most cruel and ghastly things imaginable.

Trailer

 

Death Listed by: @genetic fail

 

 

 

Taking the trash OUT :clap3:

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I’m surprised at Incantation being that low, the pacing was a bit confusing, but it had scary moments and I liked the twists. Maybe not many voted for it 💀

Posted
3 hours ago, Roman Holiday said:

The only Invitation I acknowledge

 

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That’s a classic 

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10 hours ago, Roman Holiday said:

The only Invitation I acknowledge

 

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I know that's right!

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16 hours ago, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by Blair Butler

Directed by Jessica M. Thompson

 

99.5 Points

Metacritic: 45

Letterboxd: 2.4

 

After the death of her mother, Evie is approached by an unknown cousin who invites her to a lavish wedding in the English countryside.

Soon, she realizes a gothic conspiracy is afoot and must fight for survival as she uncovers twisted secrets in her family’s history.

Trailer

 

Death Listed by: @Walk_Away21 @Jay L @SmashingMiley

 

 

This above the sadness and prey?? :rip::bibliahh:

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Written by David Koepp

Directed by Steven Soderbergh

 

105.5 Points

Metacritic: 79

Letterboxd: 3.2

 

During the COVID-19 pandemic in Seattle, an agoraphobic tech worker discovers evidence of a violent crime while reviewing a data stream,

and is met with resistance and bureaucracy when she tries reporting it to her company. To get involved, she realizes she must face her greatest fear

by venturing out of her apartment and into the city streets, which are filled with protestors in the wake of the city council passing a law restricting

the movements of the homeless population.

Trailer

 

 

Posted

CHILE THE SADNESS AND PREY ALREADY OUT???

 

YALLS TASTE IS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!! :bibliahh:

Posted
1 hour ago, ChapelHooker said:

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Written by David Koepp

Directed by Steven Soderbergh

 

105.5 Points

Metacritic: 79

Letterboxd: 3.2

 

During the COVID-19 pandemic in Seattle, an agoraphobic tech worker discovers evidence of a violent crime while reviewing a data stream,

and is met with resistance and bureaucracy when she tries reporting it to her company. To get involved, she realizes she must face her greatest fear

by venturing out of her apartment and into the city streets, which are filled with protestors in the wake of the city council passing a law restricting

the movements of the homeless population.

Trailer

 

 

 

 

Ok this is the only one so far that I haven’t seen yet. I was told this barely classifies as horror?

Posted
3 hours ago, Delirious said:

CHILE THE SADNESS AND PREY ALREADY OUT???

 

YALLS TASTE IS NONE!!!!!!!!!!!! :bibliahh:

How about The Advent Calendar? :-* 

Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, genetic fail said:

Ok this is the only one so far that I haven’t seen yet. I was told this barely classifies as horror?

more like thriller but it's worth a watch

Edited by hypnodemiluv
Posted
1 hour ago, hypnodemiluv said:

more like thriller but it's worth a watch

Exactly. Had a really good time watching it, tbh. Very fun. 

Posted

In what world does Kimi count as a horror movie?

Posted

Yea Kimi definitely doesn't count as a horror movie but instill put it in my list since every source is claiming it is...💀

Posted
4 hours ago, hypnodemiluv said:

How about The Advent Calendar? :-* 

I downloaded it yesterday sis. I'll be watching it soon enough

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