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Update! I have watched Strawberry Princess (that free-to-stream Cameron movie), and I have Thoughs™️:

 

A mix of mediocre and bad acting. Also a bad script, almost like someone wrote a first draft at then never revised it

 

They never gave a reason why the movie is title Strawberry Princess

 

Most of this movie is inconsistent, cheap, and at times, comedically bad.  You’re supposed to sympathize with the main character because of her trauma (sexual abuse, divorce, custody issues, financial trouble), but it’s all covered up by the aforementioned problems.

 

I also thought it would be fun to take live notes while I watched:

 

Spoiler
  • I’m two minutes in and this classroom is very cheap. Not a single poster to be found
  • Why is Cameron/Layla dressed for the club at school??
  • They’re having this grown woman hold a Capri Sun and play a 17 year old in a flashback? pls be serious :rip:
  • obligatory almost-rape scene warning
  • So far every guy in this movie is real gross
  • Why is the stylist combing at her bun if she’s about to shampoo her hair? Make it make sense
  • Why is the car payment back to $750 when the weird mechanic just lowered it to $450 a few scenes ago? Where’s the consistency?
  • How does she have her IDs if her purse got stolen?
  • Having this Asian landlord do a stereotypical “east-Asian accent” is… certainly something.
  • Really don’t like that they’re doing the whole “I might be a lesbian because I’ve been sexually abused by so many guys” thing
  • Some of the wigs in the movie are Tyler Perry-level bad
  • Layla’s prostitute name is China, apparently
  • A criminal attorney trying to hire a prostitute is surprisingly realistic.
  • So now this creep student knows she’s a (failing) prostitute. This will certainly end well. (He later confronted her and said, “I seent you. I knew you was a *****. I can’t believe it. My teacher is a *****.”)
  • Did one guy just turn in an assignment with sexed-up teacher drawn on it???
  • She just casually had a bunch of cocaine in her lap while sleeping in her car? Where did she even get it from??
  • They got Cameron in a pink Britney wig doing the most awkward strip club audition, y’all :deadbanana:
  • This strip club scene looks like it was filmed in someone’s home office
  • There is so much awkward dialogue throughout this movie
  • Okay now Layla and Coco are awkwardly kissing
  • Alright, they screwed and now Coco is giving Cameron a post-sex Prostitution 101 course
  • Cameron turns down weed and says “I can’t, they drug test at school.” Lady were you not just in possession of cocaine a few scenes ago??
  • I **** you not Layla just said “And don’t **** with me, because my big black pimp is around the corner with his big ass gun.” :deadbanana4:
  • About one hour in, the “non-creepy men” counter is still at 1
  • The awkward sex scene counter is at 3-4
  • I want to sock this creep mechanic in the jaw. He’s trying to sniff Coco’s butt.
  • Coco just shot the mechanic. The way he FLOPPED down I’m yelling :deadbanana4:
  • Layla called that one student of her to help clean up the murder? He’s also a part-time pimp?
  • So the mechanic was selling drugs and conveniently had 100k lying around for them to steal and used to cover up the shooting? If I were a drug dealer, I would simply not keep my thousands in plain sight.
  • So she and the secretary are just casually drinking/smoking in school?
  • Alright so the pimp/student, his girl, and this weird photographer are having a delivery KFC lunch. Totally normal.
  • Pimp-student just robbed the weird photographer and killed his friend in the escape. Now he’s ratting out the mechanic murder to lessen his charges.
  • They had Cameron poorly dub over some lines during a scene where she was turned around. You can tell because of the difference in the audio
  • Chekov’s defense attorney! He came to help get her out of a murder accusations by way of… reasons? So she still took the stolen mechanic money and got custody of her son? This is so abrupt and poorly paced.
  • And now Layla gets a lesbian happily ever after with her son and Coco. The end.

 

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Cameron eating *****? oh lemme watch 

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What have I started with my Maxine post that made y'all wanna torture yourself with low effort and low budget films by former Divas :dies:

 

i just know Katie Lea has a bunch of tragedy films when she uses OnlyFans to pay rent :'(

 

Posted

The table flopping on Nattie :deadbanana4:

 

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Just finished watching tbat 2020 Karlee Perez/Maxine movie on DVR. Yeah the movie was pretty decent and enjoyable actually. But she BARELY talked, she was the only casted to serve looks a bit and boost some wrestling moves while just nodding her head instead of talking akfssgjlgdbm

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OOP.  Emma's return is now at over 760K views and has passed the Bray Wyatt promo! :eek: 

MWG status incoming!!  Will your faves do the same numbers when Triple HHH brings them back? :fan: 

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a THIQUE bih :WAP:

Posted
12 hours ago, plaidarms said:

Update! I have watched Strawberry Princess (that free-to-stream Cameron movie), and I have Thoughs™️:

 

A mix of mediocre and bad acting. Also a bad script, almost like someone wrote a first draft at then never revised it

 

They never gave a reason why the movie is title Strawberry Princess

 

Most of this movie is inconsistent, cheap, and at times, comedically bad.  You’re supposed to sympathize with the main character because of her trauma (sexual abuse, divorce, custody issues, financial trouble), but it’s all covered up by the aforementioned problems.

 

I also thought it would be fun to take live notes while I watched:

 

  Reveal hidden contents
  • I’m two minutes in and this classroom is very cheap. Not a single poster to be found
  • Why is Cameron/Layla dressed for the club at school??
  • They’re having this grown woman hold a Capri Sun and play a 17 year old in a flashback? pls be serious :rip:
  • obligatory almost-rape scene warning
  • So far every guy in this movie is real gross
  • Why is the stylist combing at her bun if she’s about to shampoo her hair? Make it make sense
  • Why is the car payment back to $750 when the weird mechanic just lowered it to $450 a few scenes ago? Where’s the consistency?
  • How does she have her IDs if her purse got stolen?
  • Having this Asian landlord do a stereotypical “east-Asian accent” is… certainly something.
  • Really don’t like that they’re doing the whole “I might be a lesbian because I’ve been sexually abused by so many guys” thing
  • Some of the wigs in the movie are Tyler Perry-level bad
  • Layla’s prostitute name is China, apparently
  • A criminal attorney trying to hire a prostitute is surprisingly realistic.
  • So now this creep student knows she’s a (failing) prostitute. This will certainly end well. (He later confronted her and said, “I seent you. I knew you was a *****. I can’t believe it. My teacher is a *****.”)
  • Did one guy just turn in an assignment with sexed-up teacher drawn on it???
  • She just casually had a bunch of cocaine in her lap while sleeping in her car? Where did she even get it from??
  • They got Cameron in a pink Britney wig doing the most awkward strip club audition, y’all :deadbanana:
  • This strip club scene looks like it was filmed in someone’s home office
  • There is so much awkward dialogue throughout this movie
  • Okay now Layla and Coco are awkwardly kissing
  • Alright, they screwed and now Coco is giving Cameron a post-sex Prostitution 101 course
  • Cameron turns down weed and says “I can’t, they drug test at school.” Lady were you not just in possession of cocaine a few scenes ago??
  • I **** you not Layla just said “And don’t **** with me, because my big black pimp is around the corner with his big ass gun.” :deadbanana4:
  • About one hour in, the “non-creepy men” counter is still at 1
  • The awkward sex scene counter is at 3-4
  • I want to sock this creep mechanic in the jaw. He’s trying to sniff Coco’s butt.
  • Coco just shot the mechanic. The way he FLOPPED down I’m yelling :deadbanana4:
  • Layla called that one student of her to help clean up the murder? He’s also a part-time pimp?
  • So the mechanic was selling drugs and conveniently had 100k lying around for them to steal and used to cover up the shooting? If I were a drug dealer, I would simply not keep my thousands in plain sight.
  • So she and the secretary are just casually drinking/smoking in school?
  • Alright so the pimp/student, his girl, and this weird photographer are having a delivery KFC lunch. Totally normal.
  • Pimp-student just robbed the weird photographer and killed his friend in the escape. Now he’s ratting out the mechanic murder to lessen his charges.
  • They had Cameron poorly dub over some lines during a scene where she was turned around. You can tell because of the difference in the audio
  • Chekov’s defense attorney! He came to help get her out of a murder accusations by way of… reasons? So she still took the stolen mechanic money and got custody of her son? This is so abrupt and poorly paced.
  • And now Layla gets a lesbian happily ever after with her son and Coco. The end.

 

HELP :deadbanana4: let me put this on my wtach list because your notes :deadbanana2:

Posted
8 hours ago, andresg770 said:

OOP.  Emma's return is now at over 760K views and has passed the Bray Wyatt promo! :eek: 

MWG status incoming!!  Will your faves do the same numbers when Triple HHH brings them back? :fan: 

notice how @Karma88 didnt report this week’s YT numbas :eek: didnt fit the narrative i guess! :fan:

Posted
8 hours ago, andresg770 said:

OOP.  Emma's return is now at over 760K views and has passed the Bray Wyatt promo! :eek: 

MWG status incoming!!  Will your faves do the same numbers when Triple HHH brings them back? :fan: 

 

Mia Yim and Turdan Nox can only dream 

 

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:deadbanana2: Sami really has been a saving grace to that storyline to keep it fresh tbh

Posted
12 hours ago, andresg770 said:

OOP.  Emma's return is now at over 760K views and has passed the Bray Wyatt promo! :eek: 

MWG status incoming!!  Will your faves do the same numbers when Triple HHH brings them back? :fan: 

OMG IT’S ALL ABOUT HER :jonnycat: QUEEN

Posted
12 hours ago, andresg770 said:

OOP.  Emma's return is now at over 760K views and has passed the Bray Wyatt promo! :eek: 

MWG status incoming!!  Will your faves do the same numbers when Triple HHH brings them back? :fan: 

Scarlett's return outstreamed it actually :bird:

 

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the way triple-mark is bring back everyone who was released for a cheap pop, he is literally doing what tony KKKLan did for AEW. the roster is going to be way too bloated. 

Posted
1 hour ago, mxoonlight said:

OMG IT’S ALL ABOUT HER :jonnycat: QUEEN

found a cute Emma CAW on CC finally, she's coming for my midcard women's belt i fear (WWE Liberty Championship) :swan: 

Nattie has held it over a year after securing the inaugural reign :deadbanana2:

Posted
48 minutes ago, XAMJ said:

the way triple-mark is bring back everyone who was released for a cheap pop, he is literally doing what tony KKKLan did for AEW. the roster is going to be way too bloated. 

 

And we need MONEY MAKERS to be back, someone who Susan from the crowd would be like "oh wow, I'm invested in this guy" instead of just no personality fillers who are just alright in the ring but have no mainstream audience appeal

 

Emma needs to get back her iconique theme song and her goofy character back, that's what made her over 

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, Bloodflowers. said:

 

And we need MONEY MAKERS to be back, someone who Susan from the crowd would be like "oh wow, I'm invested in this guy" instead of just no personality fillers who are just alright in the ring but have no mainstream audience appeal

 

Emma needs to get back her iconique theme song and her goofy character back, that's what made her over 

 

A lot of talent that had themes done by CFO$ received new themes since WWE uses a new music team now…the only women that still have CFO$ themes are Bianca, Asuka, Naomi, Charlotte, Becky and Sasha I believe 

Posted
2 minutes ago, abc1990 said:

A lot of talent that had themes done by CFO$ received new themes since WWE uses a new music team now…the only women that still have CFO$ themes are Bianca, Asuka, Naomi, Charlotte, Becky and Sasha I believe 

 

HHH needs to open up his wallet to CFO$ instead of these no charisma indy jobbers. They are true money makers for theme songs, everyone is an instant upgrade when a song is so good that everybody knows exactly who is coming out

 

Posted
26 minutes ago, Bloodflowers. said:

 

HHH needs to open up his wallet to CFO$ instead of these no charisma indy jobbers. They are true money makers for theme songs, everyone is an instant upgrade when a song is so good that everybody knows exactly who is coming out

 

Especially at the Rumble, it's like "Who?" 

Posted
7 hours ago, Jonathan said:

notice how @Karma88 didnt report this week’s YT numbas :eek: didnt fit the narrative i guess! :fan:

PLEASE. Nia’s return will be bigger. 

Posted

2022 Debuts / Returns:

 

Scarlett: 2M

Aliyah: 1M

Dakota / Bayley / IO : 1M (A flop tbh)

B Fab: 850k

Emma: 842k

Raquel: 495k

Candice Gargano: 492k

Posted

Everyone send prayers to Carmella

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absolutely heartbreaking :weeps: lets pray for our sis...

 

Posted
22 minutes ago, Jonathan said:

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absolutely heartbreaking :weeps: lets pray for our sis...

 

 

For a moment I was scared thinking that Carmella was dying after a car accident or something :mazen:

 

It's very brave for her to speak about this and hope it helps other women going through similar path. I wish her to heal and hopefully have a healthy pregnancy in the future so that she can start a family and become an awesome... or rather fabulous mother that I know she will be. Wish her speedy recovery. :heart: :cries:

 

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I feel awful for Carmella, she’s been through so much the last few months. I hope she’s got some good folks around her.

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