tournament ATRL'S NEXT TOP MODEL| S2 | WINNER: Naomi Campbell

[dweebz]

And then driving 8 hours to Maryland. 

[Jai]

Oooooooh! Have fun! 

[dweebz]

Ill start my critiques now though.

[dweebz]

Judge: Miley Cyrus

BANJIE. ROYALTY. REALNESS

 

Brandi Quinones @mokitsu

https://voca.ro/1brCYSlkuPzh

 

Florence Welch @Littlejfrey

https://voca.ro/1hFjvzHK67Ub

 

Ebonee Davis @Not Like The Movies

https://voca.ro/13q6RkCbpw53

 

Karlie Kloss @Thanatos

https://voca.ro/11DoDYQVl3dc

 

Liu Wen @Jai

https://voca.ro/14Hlmd06mggj

 

Naomi Campbell @Dolce Vita

https://voca.ro/1d9g6NbRvSYY

 

Coco Rocha @Zolvnski

https://voca.ro/1832vlSiojyk

 

 

 

 

[Jai]

Thanks Mrs Miley. 

[Jai]

ASDAFSJHJKsafhsakhj Its just his budge, its right there dsjasdklaKLHSAasklafds

 

 

miss Miley DO want some of that indeed 

[Dolce Vita]

miley girl…i wont scalp you like i did last time but im literally giving New York italian gangster..masculine elegance…androgyny…something completely different from every other contestant serving conventional femininity. i thought you of all people would’ve understood but i guess the “Best of Both Worlds” crooner doesn’t have the taste palate to appreciate my serve! anyways my fans will have my back and KEEP me here until the finale where i will WIN so i will pretend this didn’t happen

[dweebz]

1 minute ago, Dolce Vita said:

miley girl…i wont scalp you like i did last time but im literally giving New York italian gangster..masculine elegance…androgyny…something completely different from every other contestant serving conventional femininity. i thought you of all people would’ve understood but i guess the “Best of Both Worlds” crooner doesn’t have the taste palate to appreciate my serve! anyways my fans will have my back and KEEP me here until the finale where i will WIN so i will pretend this didn’t happen

Ma’am, that photo isn’t giving what you think it’s giving I fear.

[Thanatos]

Yey a good critique 

[Dolce Vita]

I am FURIOUS but I won't meltdown yet until I hear everyone's critiques. Sending everyone poison darts and bullets. 

 

[Dolce Vita]

Actually you know what I need to get this off my chest. Congratulations to Mrs Cyrus! I am so happy for her. I truly am. There is no doubt in my mind that Miley has not only been targeting me because she knows I will fume. She knows this is triggering for me as I WANT TO WIN THIS SO BAD. It's true. I NEED TO WIN THIS COMPETITION. I will NOT leave even if I'm eliminated. So let's get straight to the point. Mrs Cyrus has had her ups and downs. She has thrived, and she has flopped. She is never afraid to be herself, and I just KNOW I wouldn't be getting PANNED if she didn't start the Naomi Hate Train every damn episode by recording your rehearsed Vocaroo lashings. I gave her the benefit of the doubt last time by giving her my pastor's email but after this critique, she is one person I will never get behind. In fact I EMPLORE everyone to boycott this competition in my defense, because I REFUSE TO TOLERATE THIS ANY LONGER. I have hard life since day one. Moving to New York at 15, I slept with cockroaches in my Lower East Side studio until my first gig and the rest is history. So I don't understand why I haven't won yet when all of my photos are better than everyone else's here. You can't tell me they aren't or that I'm delusional because that's a lie. This is the truth. My truth. My truth isn't a lie. I stand by everyone knowing you guys have my back and support me as the lead front-runner of this competition. Thank you.

[Dolce Vita]

hmm actually you know **** that last sentence and **** EVERYONE in this competition for allowing this bullying to continue because not ONE of you has asked me if i was ok so all of ya'll can choke on my *****. i actually hated everyone's looks this round so there **** you guys

[dweebz]

1 minute ago, Dolce Vita said:

Actually you know what I need to get this off my chest. Congratulations to Mrs Cyrus! I am so happy for her. I truly am. There is no doubt in my mind that Miley has not only been targeting me because she knows I will fume. She knows this is triggering for me as I WANT TO WIN THIS SO BAD. It's true. I NEED TO WIN THIS COMPETITION. I will NOT leave even if I'm eliminated. So let's get straight to the point. Mrs Cyrus has had her ups and downs. She has thrived, and she has flopped. She is never afraid to be herself, and I just KNOW I wouldn't be getting PANNED if she didn't start the Naomi Hate Train every damn episode by recording your rehearsed Vocaroo lashings. I gave her the benefit of the doubt last time by giving her my pastor's email but after this critique, she is one person I will never get behind. In fact I EMPLORE everyone to boycott this competition in my defense, because I REFUSE TO TOLERATE THIS ANY LONGER. I have hard life since day one. Moving to New York at 15, I slept with cockroaches in my Lower East Side studio until my first gig and the rest is history. So I don't understand why I haven't won yet when all of my photos are better than everyone else's here. You can't tell me they aren't or that I'm delusional because that's a lie. This is the truth. My truth. My truth isn't a lie. I stand by everyone knowing you guys have my back and support me as the lead front-runner of this competition. Thank you.

Cue your second and third rant cause baby, you got a storm coming.

Best of both world to you too boo.

[Thanatos]

[kipperskipper]

Adut's Critiques

Spoiler

Brandi Quinones @mokitsu

 Im definitely getting drama from this, which I love. She just seems a little unkempt, and when I think of elegance, glamour, regality etc I think of poise, demure, and grace. I do appreciate that you didn't go that stereotypical route however.

 

Florence Welch @Littlejfrey

I think this is simple and effective. It is textbook definition of glamour and elegance. Florence looks beautiful and luxurious. Plus she is serving FACE. Cmon cheekbones

 

Ebonee Davis @Not Like The Movies

I like this a lot. Again, it's simple and effective. I think her little tea gloves really push this to the high end glamour and elegant theme. She looks so polished and well put together. She is beauty and grace! Her skin is soft and supple, and her eyes are piercing!

 

Karlie Kloss @Thanatos

Ooop another serve from miss Karlie. Every thing about this is royal and regal. I also love how it's not costumey but high fashion. Just like her head, no complaints.

 

Liu Wen @Jai

This pic is simple and really effective. Everything about this screams glamour. It definitely looks like one of those portraits that rich people hang up in their mansions back in the past. Liu looks timeless and effortless!

 

Naomi Campbell @Dolce Vita

I feel like this pic will be polarizing, but I really like it and it fits the theme 100%. It's sort of a masculine take on glamour and elegance. I think Naomi looks dapper and handsome  Naomi is giving a very suave and sophisticated demeanor. I think it's a risk that worked.

 

Coco Rocha @Zolvnski

I really love this. Again, I do feel like it could have benefitted if it were just Coco... BUT the difference between the pic u sent last round and this round is that there is a whole story with the background/setting that ties into what Coco is doing in the pic. Even though there are lots of people and so much going on in the pic, you can tell Coco is the focal point and the tension/drama is centered around Coco. I love her ensemble and the emotion in her face. Definitely my fave of the round!! 

 

Katy Perry@Heldenzeit 

 

[dweebz]

 

You know, it was never in my intention to make her upset. Im not an idiot, I know she has one of the bigger fan base out of all the models. But the photo wasn't giving anything but destitute cosplayer. I would never tear down another woman because thats not who I am. Thats not my brand. With that being said, Naomi Campbell watch your ass cause the other judges will be skull dragging you too.

[dweebz]

1 minute ago, kipperskipper said:

I really love this. Again, I do feel like it could have benefitted if it were just Coco... BUT the difference between the pic u sent last round and this round is that there is a whole story with the background/setting that ties into what Coco is doing in the pic. Even though there are lots of people and so much going on in the pic, you can tell Coco is the focal point and the tension/drama is centered around Coco. I love her ensemble and the emotion in her face. Definitely my fave of the round!! 

Girl, did the di ck  ***** not steal the entire photo for you? I- 

[Not Like The Movies]

thanks judges x 

[Thanatos]

Hm, I see the payola check came through 

 

Thx Adut 

 

[Jai]

Thanks Adut, glad you saw the full vision.

 

I wish Miley saw it fully too, Im not sure she really loved it that much rip.

[Dolce Vita]

9 minutes ago, dweebz said:

 

Naomi Campbell watch your ass cause the other judges will be skull dragging you too.

i'm to busy serving to watch it but besides that, miss adut aka the WINNER of this show and quite frankly the ONLY person's critiques i take seriously completely SHUT you up with her glowing review of my serve so hopefully miranda and naomi smalls see it too. let me stream "karen don't be sad" 

 

[Dolce Vita]

14 minutes ago, Thanatos said:

 

5 minutes ago, Thanatos said:

Hm, I see the payola check came through 

Leave me the **** alone, I'm not kidding when it comes to black magic. don't ****ing play with me I swear to god I will place a satanic curse upon you that'll rot your damned body like the ****ing plague. I feel nothing but wrath towards you. I clearly have stated for you to stop using me for your storyline so let the mouse go. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. my husband? you can have him. you also get to sleep with him and be in the same room as him, ok? so don't you dare accuse me of not being nice to you because i am not that type of girl. but leave me the **** alone because I'm not kidding when it comes to black magic. i don't wanna talk to you. i wont talk to anyone tomorrow morning because until I feel the meditation sink in my anger will leave me and i can move on. have a blessed day love. 

[kipperskipper]

5 minutes ago, Dolce Vita said:

i'm to busy serving to watch it but besides that, miss adut aka the WINNER of this show and quite frankly the ONLY person's critiques i take seriously completely SHUT you up with her glowing review of my serve so hopefully miranda and naomi smalls see it too. let me stream "karen don't be sad" 

 

love you boo

[Not Like The Movies]

lmao yall are too much. 

[Thanatos]

You can hex me all you want Naomi, just make sure that it doesn‘t backfire like last time. 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2021 by Thanatos