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1 hour ago, Madame X said:

 

the only madonna movies ive seen = desperately seeking susan, who's that girl, a league of their own, austin powers spy who shagged me (thats more of a cameo...), four rooms (actually kind of good, but shes only in it for 20 mins).  i kinda wanna see swept away because ive heard its iconically bad. 

You need to watch "Evita" it is really really good.

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Can you remind me in like...a week to put my scores together lol

 

I have everything listened to, just need to write them up!

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5 minutes ago, Madame X said:

is it REALLY overrated though? 

To me yes. I just can't stand that song :rip: 

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2 minutes ago, Ghibli said:

Can you remind me in like...a week to put my scores together lol

 

I have everything listened to, just need to write them up!

ok will do, am thinking about sending a reminder around the 15th anyway.

 

2 minutes ago, Alongoria13 said:

To me yes. I just can't stand that song :rip: 

i think its fine. :rip: i just dont know anybody who thinks its one of her greatest.

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4 minutes ago, Zayka said:

You need to watch "Evita" it is really really good.

i will eventually.  im allergic to musicals, though :rip: its why i haven't yet. 

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3 minutes ago, Madame X said:

ok will do, am thinking about sending a reminder around the 15th anyway.

 

i think its fine. :rip: i just dont know anybody who thinks its one of her greatest.

The way it's on its way to become Madonna's most popular track on Spotify is NOT cute, leave Hung Top alone! :fish2:

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Just now, Alongoria13 said:

The way it's on its way to become Madonna's most popular track on Spotify is NOT cute, leave Hung Top alone! :fish2:

like a prayer will stay #1! 

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1 minute ago, Madame X said:

like a prayer will stay #1! 

Girl it's Hung Up, at the moment Hung Up it's Madonna most popular track, at this rate it will overtake LAP in a couple of years :rip: 

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Just now, Alongoria13 said:

Girl it's Hung Up, at the moment Hung Up it's Madonna most popular track, at this rate it will overtake LAP in a couple of years :rip: 

oh yeah youre right its the 'most popular' rn but at the same time lap has streams split.  hung up is still 60m+ behind.  :rip: 

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Just now, Madame X said:

oh yeah youre right its the 'most popular' rn but at the same time lap has streams split.  hung up is still 60m+ behind.  :rip: 

I know, according to my calcs, Hung Up will overtake ha in 120 weeks :clap3:

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2 hours ago, Alongoria13 said:

I am gonna sabotaj an 80s single that is so overrated

 

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yeah, we all need to give angel low scores 

 

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Just now, Alongoria13 said:

I know, according to my calcs, Hung Up will overtake ha in 120 weeks :clap3:

while you're busy calculating, ill scream at her handlers of spotify to merge the streams so i can stop seeing people misinterpret her streams on atrl!

 

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Hard Candy making it to the top albums on the rate thanks to the extensive propaganda I've made:

 

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45 minutes ago, Madame X said:

i will eventually.  im allergic to musicals, though :rip: its why i haven't yet. 

I hate musicals with all my heart too. If it wasn't for Madonna I would've hated "Evita" too lmao.

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5 hours ago, Alongoria13 said:

I am gonna sabotaj an 80s single that is so overrated

me to La Isla Bonita

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2 hours ago, Nemo said:

yeah, we all need to give angel low scores 

 

RULES - 


As far as quality standards go, you just have to convince me that you actually listened to the songs. 

 

Why expose yourself like that

 

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4 hours ago, Madame X said:

im going to be really honest.  i haven't seen it! :rip:  but i do know the people the movie is about were notorious nazi apologists (that ... obviously wasn't included in the movie i think thats something people would have remembered)

 

the only madonna movies ive seen = desperately seeking susan, who's that girl, a league of their own, austin powers spy who shagged me (thats more of a cameo...), four rooms (actually kind of good, but shes only in it for 20 mins).  i kinda wanna see swept away because ive heard its iconically bad. 

Oh wow, you HAVE to see Evita. She is sooooo good in it and the story of Eva Peron is so inspiring. I loathe musicals but this is an exception.

 

 

4 hours ago, bestfiction said:

I haven't watched any Madoom movie tbh :skull:

See above. But the absolute necessities are Desperately Seeking Susan, Who's That Girl, and Evita.

 

4 hours ago, Madame X said:

her having less than a minute of screentime in die another day and still getting a razzie for it :bibliahh:

They nominated her for a razzie for playing herself in Truth or Dare as well. It's obvious they loved to troll her. :laugh:

 

4 hours ago, Sanctuary said:

The way The Next Best Thing was 100% meant to be a Lifetime movie until they managed to rope actual celebrities into it :rip:

 

I did not know this. No wonder the movie was an absolute piece of shite. :deadbanana4:

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Oops, forgot to mention regarding her movies...

 

The ones she's actually good in:

Desperately Seeking Susan

Dick Tracy

A League of Their Own

Evita

 

As far as the quality of movies go:

Great:

Evita

 

Good:

Desperately Seeking Susan

Who's That Girl

Dick Tracy

A League of Their Own

 

Terrible:

Body of Evidence (the acting - oh my)

Dangerous Game (wtf at the storyline, but she was surprisingly good in it)

The Next Best Thing (as someone said, it was meant to be a Lifetime movie and it was exactly that)

Swept Away :psyduck: (too much tragedy to type)

 

Never saw Shanghai Surprise cause it sounds bad and everyone said it sucked.

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23 minutes ago, Oktober Knight said:

 

I did not know this. No wonder the movie was an absolute piece of shite. :deadbanana4:

I was actually being facetious there, I don't know if it started as a tv movie or not. It just screams Lifetime/Oxygen production value though :deadbanana4: Queen was at her peak Mom Jeans phase tbh

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Can somebody explain to me why the hell The Beat is So Crazy isn't in Hard Candy but Incredible does?

Was it crack or something?

 

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54 minutes ago, Oktober Knight said:

Oh wow, you HAVE to see Evita. She is sooooo good in it and the story of Eva Peron is so inspiring. I loathe musicals but this is an exception.

 

 

See above. But the absolute necessities are Desperately Seeking Susan, Who's That Girl, and Evita.

 

They nominated her for a razzie for playing herself in Truth or Dare as well. It's obvious they loved to troll her. :laugh:

 

I did not know this. No wonder the movie was an absolute piece of shite. :deadbanana4:

i do plan on it... eventually... but i know body of evidence and swept away will probably come first :skull: 

 

yeah they do and im proud of her for getting the worst actress of the century award.  she worked hard for it! orwm8t7.thumb.jpg.ec1314eeb9ef4fb406104e

 

 

and wait........ lifetime...? ok i love lifetime movies, might have to watch THAT before anything else. 

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My standard edition averages after listening/re-listening to everything. I'll put it in spoilers. 

 

I'm just now understanding that y'all like the post-2005 albums ironically. Right

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1. Bedtime Stories 8.409

2. Like a Prayer 8.00

3. Music 7.90

4. Ray of Light 7.885

5. Erotica 7.75

6. Madonna 7.375

7. Confessions on a Dance Floor 7.083

 

8. Like a Virgin 6.889

9. True Blue 6.50

 

10. Hard Candy 5.917

11. Madame X 5.885

12. American Life 5.273

 

13. Rebel Heart 4.964

14. MDNA 3.792

(without 11s/0s added)

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The only Madead movie I've seen is The Next Panned Thing :rip:

 

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I tried to watch Evita once but got bored after the first song :deadbanana4: musicals aren't my thing... I heard she broke the record for most costume changes in a film though!

 

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20 hours ago, Sanctuary said:

I'll admit that I'm one of those basic millennial stans that don't really use pre-LAP Madonna that often

 

I guess I just don't """""get it"""""

 

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tbh same, i literally never listen to pre-LAP albums outside of few select singles i like 

 

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i think this rate was the first time i've heard LAV the album in full :rip:

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