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Just now, rihannabiggestfan said:

Runaway Lover and Amazing out? YIKES

 

 

You should have given it a 10 anyway, who cares what other people think?

I also didn't want my average for Music to be higher than RoL, so some songs needed a small sabotaj :)

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2 minutes ago, Madame X said:

you gave it a 0! 

I just checked our messages and i did apparently sorry i was basing my scores on my notes and i must of changed it last second lmao keep it the good work though just catching up you're doing a great job :D  

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Has to Be really should have made the album. In my head nothing can close the album except Mer Girl and let's face it, anyone who has been a fan of M since RoL dropped probably has skipped Shanti/Ashanti since 2003 if not earlier.

 

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Just now, Alongoria13 said:

I seriously can't believe MATM is still in, what an ATROCITY

And still better than all Hard Candy songs together collectively :supaspaz:

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1 hour ago, Madame X said:

99.  In This Life

 

 

 

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"Taught me to respect myself
He said that we're all made of flesh and blood
Why should he be treated differently
Shouldn't matter who you choose to love"

 

 

Average: 7.243

 

Little Lolas:

11:  n/a

10.5:   xxfreshkidx, Bloodflowers

10s: Mr. Blue_Shirt, Doogle, dabunique, Taemira, Wildcat, Ace Reject, Tusk, noonbob, HonourableVomit, SupremeGoddess, Zayka

 

 

Little Ritchies:

1s:  BlueTimberwolf

0.5s: n/a

0s: jacklovesyou1

 

Wow this song is very sad.  It's dedicated to personal friends of her that died from AIDS.  Queen was being an ally.  While musically its not the top for me I'm very happy that it snuck into the top 100. 

 

 

 

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

Moln: A ballad about HIV/AIDS, but I can't help but make a paralell with the situation we are living right now. Still relevant. What for?
John Slayne: Not the biggest fan of this song, but bonus points for the subject matter!
Bloodflowers:  (ahhhhh........ this song cured every home of sexual)
dabunique:  i literally cried when i saw her perform this song on Girlie Show
Alongoria13: Look Madonna I get the meaning behind it but sometimes I just want to bop.
UnanimousBB16:  (So the song talks about the AIDS pandemic, and how it really wrecked havoc for many people, especially with her losing many of her friends during the time. It continues the sad theme of the album, and the negative sides of love/sex. The song is about 1-2 minutes too long, so i couldn’t give it a 10)
Rev8: (Really depressing song, especially those 4 tones)

50 minutes ago, Madame X said:

97.  Causing a Commotion

 

 

 

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"You met your match when you met me
I know that you will disagree it's crazy
But opposites attract you'll see
And I won't let you get away so easy"

 

 

Average: 7.245

 

Little Lolas:

11:  n/a

10.5:   The7thStranger

10s: Auburn, BlueTimberwolf, dabunique, That Bad Eartha, Katamari, Never ending, Tusk, Psycho, SupremeGoddess, Agenor

 

 

Little Ritchies:

1s:  n/a

0.5s: n/a

0s: n/a

 

This is a bop but IMO The Look of Love and Can't Stop out-quality is.  BUT it was a #2 hit so it had that going for it.  That didn't stop yall from dragging TUTBMP tho but this is better yes.  p.s. glad someone got my clue! 

 

 

 

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Invisibility:  It's probably dated moreso than a lot of her music past the first two albums, but I still love this one nowadays
T.O.A.D.S.: A huge bop. Queen had so many smashes in the 80s it’s a shame some of them now go unnoticed, including this one…
UnanimousBB16: (A cute, and slightly dated 80s bop)

36 minutes ago, Madame X said:

95.  You'll See

 

 

 

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"You think that I can never laugh again
You'll see
You think that you destroyed my faith in love
You think after all you've done
I'll never find my way back home
You'll see"

 

 

Average: 7.273

 

Little Lolas:

11:  Likearebel, noonbob

10.5:   n/a

10s: Nemo, Alongoria13, Doogle, The7thStranger, Sunstone, TheWayWeWere, pisuke, Never Ending, Wildcat, Tusk, Psycho, allforyou, Agenor, Zayka, xxfreskidx

 

 

Little Ritchies:

1s:  jacklovesyou1, Madame X

0.5s: n/a

0s: n/a

 

It always shocks me that this was top ten!  Well, I don't like it.  I don't think one of her boring STR era songs deserved to be this high.

 

 

 

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Bloodflowers:  (Celine Dion wishes she had this amount of talent!)
T.O.A.D.S.: It’s so fascinating, hearing Madonna’s take on the quintessential 90s ballad (with a Madonna twist). If Susan Boyle stans, I stan.
TheWayWeWere:  "The fact that it stomps all over Take a Bow, but she paid this to dust :rip: I hate her sometimes"
UnanimousBB16:  (I don’t care for this song as much as I’m supposed to. For a sequel to “Take A Bow” it doesn’t hit like it should in my opinion)

What the hell is wrong with you people?

 

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8 minutes ago, Madame X said:

91.  Has To Be

 

 

 

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"I know there's someone out there

Waiting for me

I know there's someone out there

There just has to be"

 

 

Average: 7.317

 

Little Lolas:

11:  Poxy, Gateau, HonourableVomit, Bloodflowers

10.5:  n/a

10s: Pecinta, Ghost, Twopac, BlackoutZone, Gateau, Wildcat, SupremeGoddess, Zayka

 

 

Little Ritchies:

1s:  jacklovesyou, Brando, xxfreshkidx

0.5s: n/a

0s: n/a

 

Hurts the way this sufferent from bonus track sabotage, should have been top 50. 

 

 

 

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

bestfiction:  feel like this song is a coda to the album, the true ending. It’s as quiet as Mer Girl (as I recall, M didn’t want to make a bombastic ending to the album) but more meditative and hopeful
Poxy:  UGH WHY IS THIS A BONUS TRACK??
Alongoria13: Wish it was on the standard version of ROL, doesn't do much for me but I just want to stream it without breaking like, 10 laws in 2020.
rlj: A tragedy this wasn't the albums actual close
T.O.A.D.S.: I hope you heauxs don’t overrate it like y’all always do.
UnanimousBB16:  (Honestly, I found this song to be very boring, and it dragged for a bit too long. I like the instrumentation, but the lyrics were also a bit confusing for me)
Bloodflowers: (The Japanese people were blessed to have this back in the day... thank god for the internet to bless the rest of us!)
Gateau: i relate to this the most out of ever madino song </3
Psycho:  This easily could have replaced several songs on the standard album

How dared anyone give less then 10 to this masterpiece?

 

This CANNOT be true 

 

Y'all tasteless for letting songs in front of Has to be like some 80s snoozefest in the top 90

*Madonna's walks off the Coachella stage.gif* 

 

#JusticeforHasToBe it really has to be.mp3 stayed for longer time

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This update was a bit of a mess considering how much Music got lost this early :deadbanana2:

 

I think Hard Candy, Bedtime Stories and Erotica need a few punches next update

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Madonna:
Lucky Star
Borderline
Physical Attraction

 

Like a Virgin:
Material Girl
Like a Virgin

 

True Blue:
Open Your Heart

 

Like a Prayer:
Express Yourself - album mix
Till Death Do Us Part
Promise to Try
Cherish
Oh Father

 

I’m Breathless:

 

Erotica:
Fever

Waiting

 

Bedtime Stories:
Inside of Me
Love Tried to Welcome Me
Take a Bow
  

Ray of Light:


Music:
I Deserve It
Gone

 

American Life:
X-Static Process

 

Confessions on a Dance Floor:
Future Lovers
Like it or Not

 

Hard Candy:
4 Minutes

 

MDNA:

 

Rebel Heart:


Madame X:

 

Misc (soundtrack, GH, B-sides):

Crazy For You (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)

I’ll Remember (from With Honors Soundtrack)

Beautiful Stranger (from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me Soundtrack)

 

Collaborations:


Remixes:

we need these OUT before top 50 :)

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rihannabiggestfan

At least the Ray of Light eliminations have been reasonable: its 9 best tracks are still in play

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Songs that I'm legit baffled why they're still there:

 

Express Yourself ("Album Mix") [not the officially released version that y'all were too naive to figure out

Till Death Do Us Part 

Where Life Begins 

Mer Girl 

I Deserve It 

God Control 

 

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1 minute ago, Oktober Knight said:

Songs that I'm legit baffled why they're still there:

 

Express Yourself ("Album Mix") [not the officially released version that y'all were too naive to figure out

Till Death Do Us Part 

Where Life Begins 

Mer Girl 

I Deserve It 

God Control 

 

Till Death Do Us Part is a masterpiece, a true piece of art that is far superior to Express Yourself video version which is long OUT

 

These are all 10s actually :biblio: 

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angel

keep it together

fever

survival

mer girl

what it feelsl like for a girl

love profusion

let it will be

like it or not

4 minutes

give it 2 me

miles away

living for love

god control

who's that girl

celebration

me against the music

 

all have to GO next update

 

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8 minutes ago, Oktober Knight said:

Songs that I'm legit baffled why they're still there:

 

Express Yourself ("Album Mix") [not the officially released version that y'all were too naive to figure out

Till Death Do Us Part 

Where Life Begins 

Mer Girl 

I Deserve It 

God Control 

 

Til Death and God Control deserve top 10

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2 hours ago, Oktober Knight said:

108.  Like A Prayer

 

 

 

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"Life is a mystery

Everyone must stand alone"

 

 

Average: 7.047

 

Little Lolas:

11:  n/a

10.5:  The7thStranger, Kiss It Better

10s: Nemo, Auburn, Never Ending, AbeHicks, xxfreshkidx, Bloodflowers

 

Little Ritchies:

1s:  jacklovesyou1, Poxy, Gatuea, noonbob

0.5s: n/a

0s: n/a

 

 

 

 

 

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

Poxy: One of two major flops in this record. Oh well, at least they make you appreciate the real gems in it instead. 
Alongoria13: Excellent instrumental, terrible melody.
Never ending:  I can't believe I used to hate this masterpiece! It reminds me a bit of Kylie Minogue, and I love it.
UnanimousBB16: (This song kind of came and went for me, though there was nothing really bad about it)
Gateau: annoying eurodance ****.
AbeHicks: I wish more pop girls made songs about money & materialism it's a fascinating subject

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Are y'all actually serious with this?!!!!! Did not expect this!

 

How does this go from winning the Like a Prayer rate to not even being in the Top 100?!

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