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Madonna.  The Queen of Pop.  Madge.  Her Madgesty.  The Queen of Re-Invention.  M-Dolla.  The Material Girl Herself.  Her impact still ripples through the pop world in the year of our lord 2020, and it feels like miss Sontag was right when she said that the history of women in pop culture can be divided B.M. (Before Madonna) and A.M. (After Madonna).  There are countless accolades to her career that I'm sure most of you already know, so I will spare you the time.  She, simply put, is the most important female artist in the history of pop music and pop stardom.  She also has quite a discography, and we are going to get into it.

 

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Welcome to the Madonna rate!  We are rating her entire discography.  Yup, all of it.  We are rating all of the material on her studio albums, compilations, soundtracks, early pre-fame material, guest vocals, and, well, we're not rating every Madonna remix.  I spared you guys from that fate, but we are going to rate the ones that are relevant and/or different enough from the original.  We will then, after rating her discography, going to bitch at each other for having different opinions in her vast discography and having meltdowns that our favorite album cut didn't make it into the top 100.

 

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  • Rate every single song from a scale of 1-10.  Decimals are allowed.
  • You may give THREE songs a score of 11 and THREE songs a 10.5.  You may also give THREE songs a 0.5 and THREE songs a score of 0.  Use them wisely.
  • PM your scores to me.
  • You may comment on the songs.  If you do I will incorporate your comment in the ranking.  Feel free to comment on as many or as few songs as you wish.
  • As far as quality standards go, you just have to convince me that you actually listened to the songs.  If I see all 5s or all 1s for an album, I'm not going to be convinced you actually bothered to listen to it so I will ask you to resend.  
  • I am willing to play by ear, but as of now, FEBRUARY 1ST FEBRUARY 14 is the due date.   Discuss with me if you need more time.  An extension is probably invitable.
  • As far as I'm concerned, you can use fun nicknames in rates, but keep it CUTE and don't get into personal arguments or stan wars, this is for fun and to celebrate and argue about Madonna's discography.

 

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And here is a copy&paste friendly list of the songs you will be rating.

 

 

 

 


 


Madonna:
Lucky Star
Borderline
Burning Up
I Know It
Holiday
Think of Me
Physical Attraction
Everybody

 

Like a Virgin:
Material Girl
Angel
Like a Virgin
Over and Over
Love Don’t Live Here Anymore
Into the Groove
Dress You Up
Shoo-Bee-Doo
Pretender
Stay

 

True Blue:
Papa Don’t Preach
Open Your Heart
White Heat
Live to Tell
Where’s the Party
True Blue
La Isla Bonita
Jimmy Jimmy
Love Makes the World Go Round

 

Like a Prayer:
Like a Prayer
Express Yourself - album mix
Love Song
Till Death Do Us Part
Promise to Try
Cherish
Dear Jessie
Oh Father
Keep it Together
Pray for Spanish Eyes
Act of Contrition

 

I’m Breathless:
He’s a Man
Sooner or Later
Hanky Panky
I’m Going Bananas
Cry Baby
Something to Remember
Back in Business
More
What Can you Lose
Now I’m Following You (Part I)
Now I’m Following You (Part II)
Vogue

 

Erotica:
Erotica
Fever
Bye Bye Baby
Deeper and Deeper
Where Life Begins
Bad Girl
Waiting
Thief of Hearts
Words
Rain
Why’s it So Hard
In This Life
Did Ya Do It
Secret Garden

 

Bedtime Stories:
Survival
Secret
I’d Rather Be Your Lover
Don’t Stop
Inside of Me
Human Nature
Forbidden Love (BS)
Love Tried to Welcome Me
Sanctuary
Bedtime Story
Take a Bow

 

Evita:

Buenos Aires

Another Suitcase In Another Hall

Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Rainbow High

You Must Love Me

Lament


  

Ray of Light:
Drowned World / Substitute for Love
Swim
Ray of Light
Candy Perfume Girl
Skin
Nothing Really Matters
Sky Fits Heaven
Shanti / Ashtangi
Frozen
The Power of Good-bye
To Have and Not to Hold
Little Star
Mer Girl
Has to Be


Music:
Music
Impressive Instant
Runaway Lover
I Deserve It
Amazing
Nobody’s Perfect
Don’t Tell Me
What it Feels Like for a Girl
Paradise (Not for Me)
Gone
Cyberraga

 

American Life:
American Life
Hollywood
I’m so stupid
Love Profusion
Nobody Knows Me
Nothing Fails
Intervention
X-Static Process
Mother and Father
Die Another Day
Easy Ride

 

Confessions on a Dance Floor:
Hung Up
Get Together
Sorry
Future Lovers
I Love New York
Let it Will Be
Forbidden Love (COADF)
Jump
How High
Isaac
Push
Like it or Not
Fighting Spirit
Super Pop

 

Hard Candy:
Candy Shop
4 Minutes
Give it 2 Me
Heartbeat
Miles Away
She’s Not Me
Incredible
Beat Goes On
Dance 2night
Spanish Lesson
Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You
Voices
Ring My Bell

 

MDNA:
Girl Gone Wild
Gang Bang
I’m Addicted
Turn Up the Radio
Give Me All Your Luvin’
Some Girls
Superstar
I Don’t Give A
I’m a Sinner
Love Spent
Masterpiece
Falling Free
Beautiful Killer
I ****ed Up
B-Day Song
Best Friend
Love Spent (Acoustic Remix)

 

Rebel Heart:
Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Unapologetic Bitch
Illuminati
Bitch I’m Madonna
Hold Tight
Joan of Arc
Iconic
HeartBreakCity
Body Shop
Holy Water
Inside Out
Wash All Over Me
Auto Tune Baby
Best Night
Veni Vidi Vici
S.E.X.
Messiah
Rebel Heart
Beautiful Scars
Addicted
Borrowed Time
Graffiti Heart

 

Madame X:
Medellin
Dark Ballet
God Control
Future
Batuka
Killers Who are Partying
Crave
Crazy
Come Alive
Extreme Occident
Faz Gostoso
Bitch I’m Loca
I Don’t Search I Find
Looking for Mercy
I Rise
Ciao Bella

Back That Up to the Beat

Funana

 

Misc (soundtrack, GH, B-sides):

Crazy For You (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)

Gambler (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)

Ain’t No Big Deal (Papa Don’t Preach B-Side)

Who’s That Girl (from Who’s That Girl)

Causing a Commotion (from Who’s That Girl)

The Look of Love (from Who’s That Girl)

Can’t Stop (from Who’s That Girl)

Santa Baby (from A Very Special Christmas)

Spotlight (from You Can Dance)

Supernatural (Cherish B-Side)

Justify My Love (from The Immaculate Collection)

Rescue Me (from The Immaculate Collection)

This Used to Be My Playground (from A League of Their Own Soundtrack)

Up Down Suite (Rain B-Side)

I’ll Remember (from With Honors Soundtrack)

Let Down Your Guard (Secret B-Side)

Goodbye to Innocence (from Just Say Roe)

I Want You (from Something to Remember)

You’ll See (from Something to Remember)

One More chance (from Something to Remember)

Freedom (from Carnival!) **note: there is a rebel heart demo of the same name, this is from the bedtime stories recording sessions**

Beautiful Stranger (from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me Soundtrack)

American Pie (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)

Time Stood Still (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)

Your Honesty (from Remixed and Revisited)

Imagine (Live) (from Live Aid)

History (Jump B-Side)

Erotica / You Thrill Me (from Confessions Tour)

Hey You (from Hell)

Celebration (from Celebration)

Revolver (from Celebration)

It’s So Cool (from Celebration)

Broken (from ICON)



Collaborations:
Sidewalk Talk (Jellybean)
Queen’s English (Jose & Luis)
Just a Dream (Donna De Lory - album version)

Shake Your Head (Was (Not Was))
Get Over (Nick Scotti)

Guilty By Association (Joe Henry)

Be Careful (Ricky Martin)
Me Against the Music (Britney Spears)
Sing (Annie Lennox… and many others)
Champagne Rose (Quavo & Cardi B)
Soltera (Maluma)
Levitating - The Blessed Madonna Remix (Dua Lipa & Missy Elliott)


Remixes:
Express Yourself (Shep Pettibone Remix) - single/immaculate collection mix
Keep it Together (Shep Pettibone Remix) - single mix
The Beast Within (Justify My Love Remix)
Like a Prayer (Immaculate Collection Mix)
Erotica (William Orbit Remix)
Fever (Edit One Remix) - single/video mix

Waiting (Remix featuring Everlast)

Don’t Cry for me Argentina (Miami Mix)

What it Feels like for a Girl (Above & Beyond Remix) - single mix

GHV2 Megamix
American Life (Missy Elliott American Dream Remix)
Into the Hollywood Groove (with Missy Elliott)
Celebration (Benny Benassi Remix)
Give Me All Your Luvin (LMFAO Remix)
Turn Up the Radio (Remix with Far East Movement)

 

EARLY MADONNA:

With Otto Von Wernherr:
Cosmic Climb
We are the Gods
Wild Dancing

 

With Emmy:
(I Like) Love for Tender
No Time for Love

Bells Ringing

Drowning

 

With The Breakfast Club:
Little Boy
Safe Neighborhood
Shine a Light

 

Pre-Madonna:

Crimes of Passion

Laugh to Keep from Crying

 

there are youtube links for all the songs that aren't on spotify.  the spotify playlist i created is here.

 

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21    Nothing Really Matters
22    Dress You Up
23    Crazy For You (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)
24    Borderline
25    Justify My Love (from The Immaculate Collection)
26    Holiday
27    Open Your Heart
28    Miles Away
29    Isaac
30    Die Another Day

31    Sky Fits Heaven
32    Take a Bow
33    Burning Up
34    Beautiful Stranger (from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me Soundtrack)
35    Oh Father
36    Rain
37    Skin
38    Hollywood
39    Till Death Do Us Part
40    What it Feels Like for a Girl

41    Forbidden Love (COADF)

42    Jump
43    Paradise (Not for Me)
44    Lucky Star
45    Swim
46    Impressive Instant
47    Bad Girl
48    Rescue Me (from The Immaculate Collection)
49    Erotica / You Thrill Me (from Confessions Tour)
50    Forbidden Love (BS)

51    Sanctuary
52    Give it 2 Me
53    Nothing Fails
54    Future Lovers
55    To Have and Not to Hold
56    Waiting
57    Cherish
58    Thief of Hearts
59    Like a Virgin
60    Express Yourself
61    Where Life Begins
62    Material Girl
63    Fever
64    Angel
65    Let it Will Be
66    4 Minutes
67    Love Tried to Welcome Me
68    X-Static Process
69    God Control
70    Who’s That Girl (from Who’s That Girl)

71    Inside of Me
72    Mer Girl
73    Survival
74    Ghosttown
75    Celebration (from Celebration)
76    Masterpiece
77    Love Profusion
78    I’ll Remember (from With Honors Soundtrack)
79    I Deserve It
80    Gone
81    Me Against the Music (Britney Spears)
82    Promise to Try
83    Like a Prayer (Immaculate Collection Mix)
84    Physical Attraction
85    True Blue
86    Like it or Not
87    Pray for Spanish Eyes
88    Keep it Together
89    Living For Love
90    I Want You (from Something to Remember)

91    Has to Be
92    Time Stood Still (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)t
93    Amazing
94    Runaway Lover
95    You’ll See (from Something to Remember)
96    Express Yourself (Shep Pettibone Remix)
97    Causing a Commotion (from Who’s That Girl)
98    She’s Not Me
99    In This Life
100    Little Star
101    Fever (Edit One Remix)
102    Intervention
103    Easy Ride
104    I Don’t Search I Find
105    Don't Cry For Me Argentina
106    Beat Goes On
107    Girl Gone Wild
108    Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You
109    Devil Pray
110    How High
111    Rebel Heart
112    Medellin
113    Bye Bye Baby

114    What it Feels like for a Girl (Above & Beyond Remix)
115    American Life
116    Dear Jessie
117    Bitch I’m Madonna
118    American Pie (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)
119    Gang Bang
120    Love Spent
121    Words
122    Joan of Arc
123    Up Down Suite (Rain B-Side)
124    Why’s it So Hard
125    Love Don’t Live Here Anymore
126    Erotica (William Orbit Remix)
127    You Must Love Me
128    Crave
129    Nobody Knows Me
130    Something to Remember
131    I’m Addicted
132    Candy Perfume Girl
133    Everybody
134    Secret Garden
135    I’d Rather Be Your Lover

136    White Heat
137    Candy Shop
138    Gambler (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)
139    This Used to Be My Playground (from A League of Their Own Soundtrack)
140    He’s a Man
141    Voices
142    Keep it Together (Shep Pettibone Remix)
143    Levitating - The Blessed Madonna Remix (Dua Lipa)
144    Think of Me
145    Heartbeat
146    Mother and Father
147    Back in Business
148    Faz Gostoso
149    Falling Free
150    Celebration (Benny Benassi Remix)
151    I Love New York
152    Another Suitcase In Another Hall
153    Supernatural (Cherish B-Side)
154    Hanky Panky
155    Spotlight (from You Can Dance)

156    Beautiful Killer

157    Push
158    Goodbye to Innocence (from Just Say Roe)
159    I Don’t Give A
160    Sooner or Later
161    Don’t Stop
162    Nobody’s Perfect
163    Messiah
164    Unapologetic Bitch
165    Into the Hollywood Groove (with Missy Elliott)
166    Veni Vidi Vici
167    Dark Ballet
168    Addicted
169    Stay
170    The Look of Love (from Who’s That Girl)
171    Where’s the Party
172    One More chance (from Something to Remember)
173    Your Honesty (from Remixed and Revisited)
174    Shanti / Ashtangi
175    Fighting Spirit

176    Inside Out
177    Dance 2night
178    Wash All Over Me
179    Best Night
180    Love Song
181    Crimes of Passion
182    Holy Water
183    History (Jump B-Side)
184    Ciao Bella
185    Give Me All Your Luvin’
186    Hold Tight
187    Come Alive
188    Broken (from ICON)
189    Extreme Occident
190    I Rise
191    Revolver (from Celebration)
192    Don’t Cry for me Argentina (Miami Mix)
193    Iconic
194    The Beast Within (Justify My Love Remix)
195    Act of Contrition

196    Over and Over
197    Buenos Aires
198    Let Down Your Guard (Secret B-Side)
199    American Life (Missy Elliott American Dream Remix)
200    Incredible
201    Looking for Mercy
202    Crazy
203    Pretender
204    Ring My Bell
205    Ain’t No Big Deal (Papa Don’t Preach B-Side)
206    Now I’m Following You (Part II)
207    Be Careful (Ricky Martin)
208    I Know It
209    I’m a Sinner
210    Love Spent (Acoustic Remix)
211    Sidewalk Talk (Jellybean)
212    Super Pop
213    Just a Dream (Donna De Lory)
214    HeartBreakCity
215    Beautiful Scars

216    GHV2 Megamix
217    Waiting (Remix featuring Everlast)
218    Bitch I’m Loca
219    Borrowed Time
220    Lament
221    More
222    It’s So Cool (from Celebration)
223    Can’t Stop (from Who’s That Girl)
224    Body Shop
225    I’m so stupid
226    Future
227    S.E.X.
228    Soltera (Maluma)
229    Shoo-Bee-Doo
230    Rainbow High
231    Jimmy Jimmy
232    Now I’m Following You (Part I)
233    Cyberraga
234    Killers Who are Partying
235    Love Makes the World Go Round

236    Batuka
237    Queen’s English (Jose & Luis)
238    Back that Up to the Beat
239    Laugh to Keep from Crying
240    I ****ed Up
241    Get Over (Nick Scotti)
242    What Can you Lose
243    Turn Up the Radio
244    Some Girls
245    Illuminati
246    Freedom (from Carnival!) **note: there is a rebel heart demo of the same name, this is from the bedtime stories recording sessions**
247    Sing (with Annie Lennox… and many others)
248    Shake Your Head (Was (Not Was))
249    (I Like) Love for Tender
250    I’m Going Bananas
251    Cry Baby
252    Santa Baby (from A Very Special Christmas)
253    Best Friend
254    Imagine (Live) (from Live Aid)
255    Graffiti Heart
256    Bells Ringing
257    No Time for Love
258    Spanish Lesson
259    Did Ya Do It
260    Shine a Light
261    Funana
262    Guilty By Association (Joe Henry)
263    Drowning
264    Safe Neighborhood
265    Little Boy
266    B-Day Song
267    Superstar
268    Auto Tune Baby
269    Champagne Rose (Quavo)
270    Hey You (from Hell)
271    Cosmic Climb
272    Turn Up the Radio (Remix with Far East Movement)
273    Wild Dancing
274    Give Me All Your Luvin (LMFAO Remix)
275    We are the Gods

 

 

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Indie Go Mind

YAY! Finally a reason to delve into Madonna's discography! 

I'm sure such an illustrious and prominent discography warrant being listened to by most Pop music listeners. 

Can't wait to discover gems and amazing songs while doing this rate!

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2 minutes ago, Post Malone said:

Can the misc section be optional? It's way too much :deadbanana4:

no, sorry.

 

a good chunk of the misc section is essential, like actual hit singles.  probably more than half of it.  the other half, the b sides, are good.

 

and the early madonna, most of the songs are under 3 minutes.  so its not as bad as you would think.

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My oh my... that's a lot of songs.. even for someone who's got her entire discography 

 

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I'm not familiar with most of those misc & early songs

 

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And this also means that I have to listen to that dreadful Rebel Heart album which has like 325 awful songs AGAIN

 

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OMG and EVITA too!!!

 

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Madame X is a secret agent

Traveling around the world

Changing Identities

Fighting for freedom

Bringing light to dark places

 

Madame X is a cha cha instructor 

A professor 

A head of state

A housekeeper

An equestrian 

A prisoner

A student

A mother

A child

A teacher

A nun

A cabaret singer

A saint

A prostitute

 

And a spy in the house of Love

 

I am Madame X and I’M IN!

 

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1 minute ago, Brando said:

My oh my... that's a lot of songs.. even for someone who's got her entire discography 

 

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I'm not familiar with most of those misc & early songs

 

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And this also means that I have to listen to that dreadful Rebel Heart album which has like 325 awful songs AGAIN

 

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honestly, the ratio of known songs to not known songs isnt as bad as i thought it was going to be.

 

you can drag rebel heart, but please give a good score to BIM and veni vidi vici :heart2: 

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That Bad Eartha

Yasss, will def be participating when I'm done with the Moo rate. I haven't given Madge enough attention lately.

 

They way Soft Granny may very well get all 6 of my 0s/0.5s

 

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3 minutes ago, Brando said:

Do you think you could provide youtube links for some of those more obscure songs? Might make it easier for people to take part 

Yes I plan on doing that :-* 

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8 minutes ago, PiecesOfYou said:

I missed the Mariah one but i really want to do this one! Burning Up for the #1 :party:

 

10 minutes ago, That Bad Eartha said:

Yasss, will def be participating when I'm done with the Moo rate. I haven't given Madge enough attention lately.

 

They way Soft Granny may very well get all 6 of my 0s/0.5s

 

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16 minutes ago, Shoful said:

Madame X is a secret agent

Traveling around the world

Changing Identities

Fighting for freedom

Bringing light to dark places

 

Madame X is a cha cha instructor 

A professor 

A head of state

A housekeeper

An equestrian 

A prisoner

A student

A mother

A child

A teacher

A nun

A cabaret singer

A saint

A prostitute

 

And a spy in the house of Love

 

I am Madame X and I’M IN!

 

 

21 minutes ago, Indie Go Mind said:

YAY! Finally a reason to delve into Madonna's discography! 

I'm sure such an illustrious and prominent discography warrant being listened to by most Pop music listeners. 

Can't wait to discover gems and amazing songs while doing this rate!

  

Just now, xfreshkidxx said:

I'll join :supaspaz:

 

thanks yall for showing interest :jonny: 

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Am I finally gonna listen to Madonna outside of like 3/4 albums...? :shutup:

 

Idk if I'll be able to touch this any time too soon either way honestly.

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1 minute ago, Ewan Chaos said:

Am I finally gonna listen to Madonna outside of like 3/4 albums...? :shutup:

 

Idk if I'll be able to touch this any time too soon either way honestly.

you have till feb :-* or later if you want.  you should do it!  its not as daunting as it looks, work ur way backwards

Just now, tellem said:

Coming to give Love Song and Where Life Begins the 11s they deserve  :jonny:

thank you for giving your 11s to deserving songs, im assuming the other one is for impressive instant? 

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Just now, Madame X said:

you have till feb :-* or later if you want.  you should do it!  its not as daunting as it looks, work ur way backwards

thank you for giving your 11s to deserving songs, im assuming the other one is for impressive instant? 

yes actually :rip:

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Just now, tellem said:

yes actually :rip:

nfnfn your 11s will be close to mine, i might give an 11 to into the groove or burning up instead of love song though.

 

and... crazy for you too. 

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