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Her Madgesty: Madonna Discography Rate (DUE VALENTINES DAY)


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Madonna.  The Queen of Pop.  Madge.  Her Madgesty.  The Queen of Re-Invention.  M-Dolla.  The Material Girl Herself.  Her impact still ripples through the pop world in the year of our lord 2020, and it feels like miss Sontag was right when she said that the history of women in pop culture can be divided B.M. (Before Madonna) and A.M. (After Madonna).  There are countless accolades to her career that I'm sure most of you already know, so I will spare you the time.  She, simply put, is the most important female artist in the history of pop music and pop stardom.  She also has quite a discography, and we are going to get into it.

 

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Welcome to the Madonna rate!  We are rating her entire discography.  Yup, all of it.  We are rating all of the material on her studio albums, compilations, soundtracks, early pre-fame material, guest vocals, and, well, we're not rating every Madonna remix.  I spared you guys from that fate, but we are going to rate the ones that are relevant and/or different enough from the original.  We will then, after rating her discography, going to bitch at each other for having different opinions in her vast discography and having meltdowns that our favorite album cut didn't make it into the top 100.

 

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  • Rate every single song from a scale of 1-10.  Decimals are allowed.
  • You may give THREE songs a score of 11 and THREE songs a 10.5.  You may also give THREE songs a 0.5 and THREE songs a score of 0.  Use them wisely.
  • PM your scores to me.
  • You may comment on the songs.  If you do I will incorporate your comment in the ranking.  Feel free to comment on as many or as few songs as you wish.
  • As far as quality standards go, you just have to convince me that you actually listened to the songs.  If I see all 5s or all 1s for an album, I'm not going to be convinced you actually bothered to listen to it so I will ask you to resend.  
  • I am willing to play by ear, but as of now, FEBRUARY 1ST FEBRUARY 14 is the due date.   Discuss with me if you need more time.  An extension is probably invitable.
  • As far as I'm concerned, you can use fun nicknames in rates, but keep it CUTE and don't get into personal arguments or stan wars, this is for fun and to celebrate and argue about Madonna's discography.

 

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And here is a copy&paste friendly list of the songs you will be rating.

 

 

 

 


 


Madonna:
Lucky Star
Borderline
Burning Up
I Know It
Holiday
Think of Me
Physical Attraction
Everybody

 

Like a Virgin:
Material Girl
Angel
Like a Virgin
Over and Over
Love Don’t Live Here Anymore
Into the Groove
Dress You Up
Shoo-Bee-Doo
Pretender
Stay

 

True Blue:
Papa Don’t Preach
Open Your Heart
White Heat
Live to Tell
Where’s the Party
True Blue
La Isla Bonita
Jimmy Jimmy
Love Makes the World Go Round

 

Like a Prayer:
Like a Prayer
Express Yourself - album mix
Love Song
Till Death Do Us Part
Promise to Try
Cherish
Dear Jessie
Oh Father
Keep it Together
Pray for Spanish Eyes
Act of Contrition

 

I’m Breathless:
He’s a Man
Sooner or Later
Hanky Panky
I’m Going Bananas
Cry Baby
Something to Remember
Back in Business
More
What Can you Lose
Now I’m Following You (Part I)
Now I’m Following You (Part II)
Vogue

 

Erotica:
Erotica
Fever
Bye Bye Baby
Deeper and Deeper
Where Life Begins
Bad Girl
Waiting
Thief of Hearts
Words
Rain
Why’s it So Hard
In This Life
Did Ya Do It
Secret Garden

 

Bedtime Stories:
Survival
Secret
I’d Rather Be Your Lover
Don’t Stop
Inside of Me
Human Nature
Forbidden Love (BS)
Love Tried to Welcome Me
Sanctuary
Bedtime Story
Take a Bow

 

Evita:

Buenos Aires

Another Suitcase In Another Hall

Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Rainbow High

You Must Love Me

Lament


  

Ray of Light:
Drowned World / Substitute for Love
Swim
Ray of Light
Candy Perfume Girl
Skin
Nothing Really Matters
Sky Fits Heaven
Shanti / Ashtangi
Frozen
The Power of Good-bye
To Have and Not to Hold
Little Star
Mer Girl
Has to Be


Music:
Music
Impressive Instant
Runaway Lover
I Deserve It
Amazing
Nobody’s Perfect
Don’t Tell Me
What it Feels Like for a Girl
Paradise (Not for Me)
Gone
Cyberraga

 

American Life:
American Life
Hollywood
I’m so stupid
Love Profusion
Nobody Knows Me
Nothing Fails
Intervention
X-Static Process
Mother and Father
Die Another Day
Easy Ride

 

Confessions on a Dance Floor:
Hung Up
Get Together
Sorry
Future Lovers
I Love New York
Let it Will Be
Forbidden Love (COADF)
Jump
How High
Isaac
Push
Like it or Not
Fighting Spirit
Super Pop

 

Hard Candy:
Candy Shop
4 Minutes
Give it 2 Me
Heartbeat
Miles Away
She’s Not Me
Incredible
Beat Goes On
Dance 2night
Spanish Lesson
Devil Wouldn’t Recognize You
Voices
Ring My Bell

 

MDNA:
Girl Gone Wild
Gang Bang
I’m Addicted
Turn Up the Radio
Give Me All Your Luvin’
Some Girls
Superstar
I Don’t Give A
I’m a Sinner
Love Spent
Masterpiece
Falling Free
Beautiful Killer
I ****ed Up
B-Day Song
Best Friend
Love Spent (Acoustic Remix)

 

Rebel Heart:
Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Unapologetic Bitch
Illuminati
Bitch I’m Madonna
Hold Tight
Joan of Arc
Iconic
HeartBreakCity
Body Shop
Holy Water
Inside Out
Wash All Over Me
Auto Tune Baby
Best Night
Veni Vidi Vici
S.E.X.
Messiah
Rebel Heart
Beautiful Scars
Addicted
Borrowed Time
Graffiti Heart

 

Madame X:
Medellin
Dark Ballet
God Control
Future
Batuka
Killers Who are Partying
Crave
Crazy
Come Alive
Extreme Occident
Faz Gostoso
Bitch I’m Loca
I Don’t Search I Find
Looking for Mercy
I Rise
Ciao Bella

Back That Up to the Beat

Funana

 

Misc (soundtrack, GH, B-sides):

Crazy For You (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)

Gambler (from Vision Quest Soundtrack)

Ain’t No Big Deal (Papa Don’t Preach B-Side)

Who’s That Girl (from Who’s That Girl)

Causing a Commotion (from Who’s That Girl)

The Look of Love (from Who’s That Girl)

Can’t Stop (from Who’s That Girl)

Santa Baby (from A Very Special Christmas)

Spotlight (from You Can Dance)

Supernatural (Cherish B-Side)

Justify My Love (from The Immaculate Collection)

Rescue Me (from The Immaculate Collection)

This Used to Be My Playground (from A League of Their Own Soundtrack)

Up Down Suite (Rain B-Side)

I’ll Remember (from With Honors Soundtrack)

Let Down Your Guard (Secret B-Side)

Goodbye to Innocence (from Just Say Roe)

I Want You (from Something to Remember)

You’ll See (from Something to Remember)

One More chance (from Something to Remember)

Freedom (from Carnival!) **note: there is a rebel heart demo of the same name, this is from the bedtime stories recording sessions**

Beautiful Stranger (from Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me Soundtrack)

American Pie (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)

Time Stood Still (from The Next Best Thing Soundtrack)

Your Honesty (from Remixed and Revisited)

Imagine (Live) (from Live Aid)

History (Jump B-Side)

Erotica / You Thrill Me (from Confessions Tour)

Hey You (from Hell)

Celebration (from Celebration)

Revolver (from Celebration)

It’s So Cool (from Celebration)

Broken (from ICON)



Collaborations:
Sidewalk Talk (Jellybean)
Queen’s English (Jose & Luis)
Just a Dream (Donna De Lory - album version)

Shake Your Head (Was (Not Was))
Get Over (Nick Scotti)

Guilty By Association (Joe Henry)

Be Careful (Ricky Martin)
Me Against the Music (Britney Spears)
Sing (Annie Lennox… and many others)
Champagne Rose (Quavo & Cardi B)
Soltera (Maluma)
Levitating - The Blessed Madonna Remix (Dua Lipa & Missy Elliott)


Remixes:
Express Yourself (Shep Pettibone Remix) - single/immaculate collection mix
Keep it Together (Shep Pettibone Remix) - single mix
The Beast Within (Justify My Love Remix)
Like a Prayer (Immaculate Collection Mix)
Erotica (William Orbit Remix)
Fever (Edit One Remix) - single/video mix

Waiting (Remix featuring Everlast)

Don’t Cry for me Argentina (Miami Mix)

What it Feels like for a Girl (Above & Beyond Remix) - single mix

GHV2 Megamix
American Life (Missy Elliott American Dream Remix)
Into the Hollywood Groove (with Missy Elliott)
Celebration (Benny Benassi Remix)
Give Me All Your Luvin (LMFAO Remix)
Turn Up the Radio (Remix with Far East Movement)

 

EARLY MADONNA:

With Otto Von Wernherr:
Cosmic Climb
We are the Gods
Wild Dancing

 

With Emmy:
(I Like) Love for Tender
No Time for Love

Bells Ringing

Drowning

 

With The Breakfast Club:
Little Boy
Safe Neighborhood
Shine a Light

 

Pre-Madonna:

Crimes of Passion

Laugh to Keep from Crying

 

there are youtube links for all the songs that aren't on spotify.  the spotify playlist i created is here.

 

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Indie Go Mind

YAY! Finally a reason to delve into Madonna's discography! 

I'm sure such an illustrious and prominent discography warrant being listened to by most Pop music listeners. 

Can't wait to discover gems and amazing songs while doing this rate!

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2 minutes ago, Post Malone said:

Can the misc section be optional? It's way too much :deadbanana4:

no, sorry.

 

a good chunk of the misc section is essential, like actual hit singles.  probably more than half of it.  the other half, the b sides, are good.

 

and the early madonna, most of the songs are under 3 minutes.  so its not as bad as you would think.

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My oh my... that's a lot of songs.. even for someone who's got her entire discography 

 

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I'm not familiar with most of those misc & early songs

 

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And this also means that I have to listen to that dreadful Rebel Heart album which has like 325 awful songs AGAIN

 

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OMG and EVITA too!!!

 

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Madame X is a secret agent

Traveling around the world

Changing Identities

Fighting for freedom

Bringing light to dark places

 

Madame X is a cha cha instructor 

A professor 

A head of state

A housekeeper

An equestrian 

A prisoner

A student

A mother

A child

A teacher

A nun

A cabaret singer

A saint

A prostitute

 

And a spy in the house of Love

 

I am Madame X and I’M IN!

 

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1 minute ago, Brando said:

My oh my... that's a lot of songs.. even for someone who's got her entire discography 

 

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I'm not familiar with most of those misc & early songs

 

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And this also means that I have to listen to that dreadful Rebel Heart album which has like 325 awful songs AGAIN

 

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honestly, the ratio of known songs to not known songs isnt as bad as i thought it was going to be.

 

you can drag rebel heart, but please give a good score to BIM and veni vidi vici :heart2: 

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That Bad Eartha

Yasss, will def be participating when I'm done with the Moo rate. I haven't given Madge enough attention lately.

 

They way Soft Granny may very well get all 6 of my 0s/0.5s

 

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3 minutes ago, Brando said:

Do you think you could provide youtube links for some of those more obscure songs? Might make it easier for people to take part 

Yes I plan on doing that :-* 

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8 minutes ago, PiecesOfYou said:

I missed the Mariah one but i really want to do this one! Burning Up for the #1 :party:

 

10 minutes ago, That Bad Eartha said:

Yasss, will def be participating when I'm done with the Moo rate. I haven't given Madge enough attention lately.

 

They way Soft Granny may very well get all 6 of my 0s/0.5s

 

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16 minutes ago, Shoful said:

Madame X is a secret agent

Traveling around the world

Changing Identities

Fighting for freedom

Bringing light to dark places

 

Madame X is a cha cha instructor 

A professor 

A head of state

A housekeeper

An equestrian 

A prisoner

A student

A mother

A child

A teacher

A nun

A cabaret singer

A saint

A prostitute

 

And a spy in the house of Love

 

I am Madame X and I’M IN!

 

 

21 minutes ago, Indie Go Mind said:

YAY! Finally a reason to delve into Madonna's discography! 

I'm sure such an illustrious and prominent discography warrant being listened to by most Pop music listeners. 

Can't wait to discover gems and amazing songs while doing this rate!

  

Just now, xfreshkidxx said:

I'll join :supaspaz:

 

thanks yall for showing interest :jonny: 

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Am I finally gonna listen to Madonna outside of like 3/4 albums...? :shutup:

 

Idk if I'll be able to touch this any time too soon either way honestly.

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1 minute ago, Ewan Chaos said:

Am I finally gonna listen to Madonna outside of like 3/4 albums...? :shutup:

 

Idk if I'll be able to touch this any time too soon either way honestly.

you have till feb :-* or later if you want.  you should do it!  its not as daunting as it looks, work ur way backwards

Just now, tellem said:

Coming to give Love Song and Where Life Begins the 11s they deserve  :jonny:

thank you for giving your 11s to deserving songs, im assuming the other one is for impressive instant? 

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Just now, Madame X said:

you have till feb :-* or later if you want.  you should do it!  its not as daunting as it looks, work ur way backwards

thank you for giving your 11s to deserving songs, im assuming the other one is for impressive instant? 

yes actually :rip:

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Just now, tellem said:

yes actually :rip:

nfnfn your 11s will be close to mine, i might give an 11 to into the groove or burning up instead of love song though.

 

and... crazy for you too. 

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