JawBreaker

Church of Satan responds to Swifties asking for a curse

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JawBreaker

 

 

 

 

 

:bibliahh:

 

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feelslikeadream

The Jesus tweet :bibliahh::bibliahh:

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Illuminati

:deadbanana2:

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lepetitmonstr
Posted (edited)

Imagine wasting a perfectly crafted curse on tacky stuff like this:deadbanana2:

 

They know the tea. Someone should ask them though to curse Trump and his entire family. :fan:

Edited by lepetitmonstr

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Dolce Vita

plsjfdjd not the Jesus tweet :bibliahh:

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hétérosexuelle

But when has he outsold?

 

:swan:

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1989

The Jesus tweet :dies:

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Blackthorn

Yikes at them not wanting to help Zeena LaVey's lookalike.

 

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HASHTAGPOW

When Jesus say yes, nobody can say no :clap3:

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hector.adriel
19 minutes ago, hétérosexuelle said:

But when has he outsold?

 

:swan:

The Bible has literally sold 5 billion copies worlwide, not to mention Jesus is literally the most talked about person in Earth’s history. :skull:

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hétérosexuelle
1 minute ago, hector.adriel said:

The Bible has literally sold 5 billion copies worlwide, not to mention Jesus is literally the most talked about person in Earth’s history. :skull:


One era-wonder

 

:swan:

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Pheromosa
1 minute ago, hétérosexuelle said:


One era-wonder

 

:swan:

:coffee:

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Rev8

Yall really laughing at the Jesus tweet?
Comedy is truly dead

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Tasty

i love them

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Loghen
17 minutes ago, Rev8 said:

Yall really laughing at the Jesus tweet?
Comedy is truly dead

I think it's because it reads very "whatever **** you". Idk I laughed.

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Artistofthedecade
54 minutes ago, hector.adriel said:

The Bible has literally sold 5 billion copies worlwide, not to mention Jesus is literally the most talked about person in Earth’s history. :skull:

 

52 minutes ago, hétérosexuelle said:


One era-wonder

 

:swan:

:toofunny2:

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Sam96

😂😂😂😂😂

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jomarr

When will society understand that Satanists aren't ****ing witches. :deadbanana4:

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xDiamondx

fpgsjfgsk' JESUS OUTSOLD I- :bibliahh:

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Obsession

They went to the wrong people, they should ask witchtok

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ScarletWitch

I hope they get pissed off and curse their fave instead :fan:

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Rep2000
4 hours ago, Obsession said:

They went to the wrong people, they should ask witchtok

witchtok is already cancelled for hexing the moon of all places :ahh:

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West Coast

The Jesus tweet took me out :bibliahh:

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fridayteenage

taylor the female jesus confirmed

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kgeezy310

I’m not gonna lie I cackled at the Jesus tweet 

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