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Kim Jong Un Finally Admits Coronavirus Is in North Korea

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North Korea just announced its first case of COVID-19, casting blame most conveniently on a defector who had fled to South Korea and then re-defected back to the North, supposedly bringing the bug with him.

 

Kim Jong-un — Wikipédia

 

That’s the spin that North Korea’s state media, KCNA, is putting on the case after a meeting of the politburo of the Workers’ Party, at which Kim Jong Un himself made a rare appearance Whether he was there in person or “virtually,” on screen, was not clear.

 

But there was no doubt, from the the crisis atmosphere surrounding the meeting, of the severity of the pandemic that’s been afflicting the North for months—despite the regime's refusal to acknowledge what’s going on. Also implicit in the unusually detailed KCNA dispatch, published in Rodong Sinmun, the party paper, was the need to buttress Kim’s image as a strong leader capable of dealing with the crisis.

 

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lepetitmonstr

Congrats

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Can't_M!ss_This

It probably came in on some imported uranium from Hillary Clinton

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HASHTAGPOW

The fact that this is under Celebria :rip:

 

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areaos
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I hope that person who supposedly brought the virus is still alive

edit: nevermind

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lepetitmonstr
9 minutes ago, Can't_M!ss_This said:

It probably came in on some imported uranium from Hillary Clinton

Whoooops

 

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NMiguelCosta

"defector who had fled to South Korea and then re-defected back to the North"  

 

I see they already catch up to the final episode of Crash Landing On You in North Korea. 

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MayorOfTrollTown

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Pikachoo

we love a truthful dictator

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ScarletWitch

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Chubby lil prick

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Raspberry Swirl

Uh oh!

Kim Jong-un — Wikipédia

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Buddy

I tried to change
Closed my mouth more
Tried to be soft, prettier
Less... awake
Fasted for 60 days
Wore white
Abstained from mirrors
Abstained from sex
Slowly did not speak another word
And that time my hair I grew past my ankles
I slept on a mat on the floor
I swallowed a sword
I levitated
Into the basement
Confessed my sins
And was baptized in a river
Got on my knees and said, "Amen"
And said, "I mean"
I whipped my own back
And asked for dominion at your feet
I threw myself into a volcano
I drank the blood and drank the wine
I sat alone in begged and bent at the waist for God
I crossed myself in thought
I saw the devil
I grew thickened skin on my feet
I bathed in bleach
And plugged my menses with the pages from the holy book
But still inside me coiled deep was the need to know

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Dula Peep

Kim Jong-un — Wikipédia

 

skinny legend

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SignificantOther

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Something tells me he's in trouble. :gaycat1:

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