Remmy Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Remmy said: Never sending Decided to send anyway
Overprotected Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, PinkBox said: Only nerds haven't sent yet beat it chick!
Kelp Posted August 22, 2020 Author Posted August 22, 2020 ROUND 9: PEFORM AT A TALENT SHOW ENTRIES Welcome to the 1st Webkinzland Annual Talent Show! First up, @Overprotected. Talent: stand-up comedy! Spoiler https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Zp3AiGwpD_QSiIllPQjgB0eaf_M0fOiZuZcclyIFs7A/edit Next up, @EriKills. Talent: taking nudes! Spoiler ROUND 9: TALENT SHOW!!!! Tonight we have a special showcasing from Saharah Thee Dessert. Saharah has many talents, yes she can sing, acrobats, beautiful, smart, ballet, hockey. But what does the audience have the pleasure of seeing tonight? *drumstick roll please!!!!* Ahh ty for that kind introduction yess I am ALL those things! Today's special talent: I will be performing how to take the PERFECT D pic!!!!!!!! Well I am a CIS girl but i have much experience RECEIVING d pics ofc!! And well since I am a queen of the gays I want to teach you f*gs the BEST ways to take a d pic so you have best odds of finding true love or an STD (whatever, you do you girl!!!) Alright the first thing you want to do, get comfortable. *spotlights dim* A bed, light some candles, order a pizza, set the MOOD. *Saharah takes out cucumber prop* Ok now take out that string bean ouT and CARESS. we-. Ok well clip your claws/nails. THEN caress. Well fortunately I have an extra cucumber so let's get that out. Ok, *Saharah caresses with ha clipped paws* Wow the GROWTH. Ok that is ENOUGH foreplay let's get things rolling. *cue fog machine* Yesssss, you're comfortable, the string bean is high and mighty let's steam things UP Let me introduce to you a VERY special guest for this portion.....it's NATALIA ****ING KILLS!!!!!! *Natalia performs her sexual smash hit Mirrors in the background* "Squeeze, hot hold that pose And the Mirrors' Gonna FOG tonightttttt" You heard the Queen....SQUEEZE HOT HOLD THAT POSE!!!!!! SQUEEZE THE D HOLD THE POSE AND TAKE THE PIC!!!! Wow. But we are not done!!! Now we take it to the editing because well. Let's be real penis is UGLY. We're going to use instagram as i feel most are very familiar with this platform already!!! Apply filter (i recommend Rio De Janiero to make it more exotic looking as well as very artsy and cute). Because LBR after sooo many d pics they all start looking the same we need to STAND OUT. Better already!!! Now we will add some stickers for that personal touch. If you are not vertically gifted down there a hack i recommend is just change the dimension of the pic to make it very skinny and it looks longer that way. Now, let's look at the final product!!! As you can see I added personalize touches, some sexy flirting messages as well as brand your pic with some causes and stuff. Make sure to send this work of art to everyone you know, you worked HARD for it after all!!!! Thank you audience hope you enjoyed my performance art of how to take the perfect D-elfie make sure to stream Natalia's smash hit Mirrors btw!!!!! byeeeeee Next up, @Dessy. Talent: gardening! Spoiler https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gzuxw5vX2rXdLjKKyOFxpfgvMQ_kiX37Uc35JiHKZpA/edit Next up, @Remmy. Talent: farting! Spoiler everyone knows that us hippos are gassy queens, especially after a full meal! my talent is that i can do 30 different types of farts! but i'll be kind to your nose and only do half of that ...if I can control myself... *bends over a bit and faces butt towards the scared audience* ERGF (*whispers to self* mm that was a good start...) BEHT (ooo...) ebt (i can do better than that...) errrrrttttt (good, good...) eerrrr??? (oh, man...) BEEEEEEEEEEERRrrrRRRRTTTTT (whoa) eeiIiIIIiiiiiIIIiit (hm) toot (ok gotta open this booty up...) PERRaa (nice) errRRrerp (ok) havana ooh na na (wait what ? didn't know i could do that) sjdfi...sdfjdiff..dddfe (omg i think this is the calm before the storm) sdfijdfisdidjfifj (oh no... my stomach!!) RRRRRRRRRRRRRR (holy cow!!!!!) uh oh..... it's coming........ i can't hold it in anymore!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *goes on for 3 hours straight* hope you enjoyed Next up, @PinkBox. Talent: impressions! Spoiler https://prezi.com/view/wv4y1SMeSSw56BxVU0ud/ Next up, @Rence. Talent: drawing! Spoiler https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DGX-X9lewoKWO5g-DBuA17e89XJ-AvPl17HidJbqmqE/edit?usp=sharing Closing out our show, @thecptz. Talent: dancing! Spoiler Thank you all for your lovely performances! Now, please grab some fruit punch from the back. Your panel of @minho @Hug and I will discuss which one of you is the Star and which one of you deserves to die
Remmy Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 that OP comedy routine is kinda giving me Joker vibes... pinkbox's impression of me was dreadful which is interesting since that hoe knows everything about me cow looks different in that video... i think it's his brother or something and he was too lazy to film HIMSELF rence won and i'm 2nd place. y'all can fight for last
Overprotected Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 Y'all so talented oh wow except the farting kid ew who let that on stage
thecptz Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 27 minutes ago, Remmy said: cow looks different in that video... i think it's his brother or something and he was too lazy to film HIMSELF sometimes skinny legend CAN turn into 100 cows at the same time... TALENTED i know
Kelp Posted August 22, 2020 Author Posted August 22, 2020 Already doing my judging because I saw the entries as they were submitted, and also because I am lonely and have no 1 First of all thank you everyone for submitting!!! I'm so grateful you've stuck with this game, but also I'm going to judge these at the same level as the pharmaceutical entries which tbh were a bit stronger as a whole @Overprotected Spoiler This kind of felt like it never quite took off, it wasn't bad but when I felt like things were starting to ramp up it was suddenly ending with the last joke. I love the pics though as usual like the google with the steering wheel although I wish it was addressed how a frog supposedly gave birth to a google @EriKills Spoiler The peeled cucumber I- :rolf: This was a very creative way to approach this challenge. The fact Natalia Kills makes some kind of half-time performance in your own talent show performance is also hilarious and realistic given her career trajectory, as long as you buy her lunch she'd probably do a three-song set for you. Also kladsgkjlaskflsa @ the "Our Voice Our Future" sticker on the final D pic. Good work @Dessy Spoiler Creative!! Lol @ you accidentally burning the plant with the increased light intensity, I had physics solar panel lab flashbacks. I feel like I'm kind of missing something here though, like what went wrong in the end? Is this all some reference I just don't know or something? It probably could've used an exxtra joke or two @Remmy Spoiler ILY. You've been low a bit recently, sometimes undeservedly imo, and I've really wanted your big comeback moment because you're so funny!! The pharmaceutical challenge was almost it. This is definitely not though, like I was really rooting for you but one long extended fart joke with like twenty farting clips?? Babe :( @PinkBox Spoiler NOT this being a Prezi for LICH RALLY no reason lksdajgkasdk like why?? This really made me scream though, what a fun way to take the challenge, and your natural comic timing was evident with how the impressions were laid out from tamest to most outrageous. Great work and a return to form after your disastrous LOW! (jk) @Rence Spoiler Drawing is a great idea!!! I don't feel like you did that much with it though, it felt like you could've added a bit more to it, it maybe was missing some extra oomph and humor @thecptz Spoiler Not a video, DQed for too much effort!!! Actually thought this was really funny, demidance makes me scream every time I see it honestly, and the cow coming out of the water lkasfalksfk. I did feel like it ran a bit long though, particularly the scenes of the cows just running around, but overall good work!!
Remmy Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 upset! joined a Fall Guys game right after reading my review but lost immediately because i could'n't see through these tears
smholiv Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 @Overprotected - well it was there. the visual gags were the best @EriKills - creative, i liked the half time show! @Dessy - cute concept i love gardening! @Remmy - If i loved the fart joke stylings of Uncle Grandpa I'd be all over this. Instead... well hehe! @PinkBox - PLEASE the format?? it was funny, but i don't want you (or anyone) to continue with these high effort entries. This is a game for 12 year olds @Rence - nice entry, i'm glad you chose drawing @thecptz - the effort i'm only contractually obliged to watch the first 20 seconds and i can say they were good well. i think next round will be fun!
Hug Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 Bongwater judges you(r talent!) @Overprotected Well you took a pretty predictable approach to this, and homophobia as a punchline isn't exactly new. This seemed to have the idea of keep throwing jokes out there until something works, but the audience laughter cue made every single one not stick somehow. @EriKills The cut cucumber gag was quirky and cute, and the gif at the end served blingee energy, but otherwise it was very ??? to me. @Dessy This would've been funny if you grew a lemon tree and then a lemon tree whore came and stole some lemons. Would've been back to not funny if that lemon tree whore was Pinkbox, though. @Remmy I will give you credit and say this does feel like the humor that'd be up the alley on a young Webkinz fan. The accuracy? On point. It was kinda dreadful to actually experience, though... @PinkBox Truly you do have a talent for impressions, these were so spot on that the only reason I knew it wasn't them was because not one of them made a PinkBox joke! @Rence This was a straightforward approach, which I liked. I think if you had like really good drawings to start but the finished project looked like shit, that would've been fun. @thecptz Tbh this kinda went on a bit too long, but I like the idea!
Kelp Posted August 22, 2020 Author Posted August 22, 2020 Let's get to the next page and then I'll begin results
EriKills Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 Pinkbox’s talent isn’t mobile friendly - DQ!!!
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