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Real Housewives Season Rate: STARTS NOW, TOP 10!

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Get the Pinot ready, because it’s turtle time... to have a season rate of The Real Housewives franchise! 68 seasons of the reality franchise has graced our TV screens, and that’s not even including its international counterparts. From ‘Who gone check me Boo!’ to ‘Don’t be all uncool!’‘Slut Pig!’ to ‘Bye Wig!’, ‘Herman Monster Shoes’ to ‘So Nasty, So Rude’, we have been blessed with unforgettable seasons of television, and it is time to rank some of the highlights!

 

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Life on ATRL is a game, and I make the rules... or at least for this rate. Here’s how it will work.

 

You will need to rate at least 10 SEASONS from the housewives franchise. You will be allowed to rate a maximum of 20 SEASONS of the housewives franchises. For every season you rate, you will be given 10 points. It is up to you how to distribute the points. The higher the points the better the score.

 

The maximum amount of points you can give to a season is 40 points. Also, for your ballot to be included, you must have one season from at least 3 different franchises. You can only submit a maximum of half your votes for a single city. For instance, if I rate 16 seasons, only 8 of them can be from one city.

 

Here is an example of an acceptable ballot of 10.

 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 8 - 40 points 

The Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 12 - 25 points

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 - 10 points

The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 6 - 5 points

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 9 - 5 points

The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 1 - 5 points 

The Real Housewives of Orange County, Season 13 - 3 points

The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 7 - 3 points

The Real Housewives of Dallas, Season 4 - 2 points

The Real Housewives of Miami, Season 1 - 2 points

 

If you’re seriously thinking about selecting any of these for your ballot, maybe it’s best to ‘send it back in the mail!’, as Eileen Davidson once said. (Just kidding, it's British humour!)

 

I encourage all of you to provide commentary with your votes! Use your vocabulary WRITER GIRLS!

 

 

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You will be allowed to submit any season that has completed airing. Seasons midway through airing like ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Season 10will not be allowed. International instalments like ‘The Real Housewives of Melbourne’ and ‘The Real Housewives of Vancouver’ will be allowed. Spin-off shows like ‘Bethenny Ever After’ and ‘Vanderpump Rules’ will not be allowed.

 

Acceptable Shows:

 

The Real Housewives of Orange County

The Real Housewives of New York City

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Real Housewives of D.C.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

The Real Housewives of Miami

The Real Housewives of Potomac

The Real Housewives of Dallas

The Real Housewives of Vancouver

The Real Housewives of Melbourne

The Real Housewives of Cheshire

The Real Housewives of Sydney

The Real Housewives of Auckland

The Real Housewives of Toronto

The Real Housewives of Johannesburg

 

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66. RHOD3

65. RHOJ1

62. RHOA12.

62. RHOP1

62. RHOD4

60. RHOBH9

60. RHOA11

59.  RHOBH4

58. RHONJ7

57. RHOBH6

56. RHOA1

55. RHOC7

52. RHOC2

52. RHOM3

52. RHOMEL1

51. RHOC14

50. RHOP2

49. RHOC8

48. RHONJ5

47. RHOCH5

46. RHONY2

45. RHOC9

44. RHONY6

43. RHOS

42. RHOA8

40. RHOD2

40. RHOA2

39. RHOMEL4

38. RHOBH7

37. RHONY5

36. RHONJ8

35. RHOA7

34. RHOV1

33. RHOMEL2

32. RHOM2

31. RHOA10

30. RHOJ2

29. RHOV2

28. RHOAUCK

27. RHONY11

26 RHONJ10

25. RHONJ9

24. RHONY9

23. RHONJ4

22. RHONJ3

21. RHOA3

20. RHOBH3

19. RHONJ1

18. RHOBH5

17. RHOA9

16. RHOA5

15. RHOP3

14. RHOMEL3

13. RHOC10.

12. RHOA4

11. RHONY4

 

 

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usedtothis

where my fellow RHONJ season 2 stans at 

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1 minute ago, usedtothis said:

where my fellow RHONJ season 2 stans at 

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clue

I’m down

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usedtothis
36 minutes ago, TheEmancipation said:

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TheEmancipation
1 hour ago, usedtothis said:

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This finale is so iconic. "I'm a clown??" SENDS me

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1 hour ago, clue said:

I’m down

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sunmimi imfurst

 

Don't forget the iconic Oceania series! Auckland is a one season wonder but it is AMAZING. Know that.

 

 

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1 hour ago, sunmimi imfurst said:

 

Don't forget the iconic Oceania series! Auckland is a one season wonder but it is AMAZING. Know that.

 

 

What, plus size.. or?

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Elite Four Brad

I'm down, Potomac S4 BETTER be on here

 

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rooby.booby

I only watch 3 of the series. Can i vote for those three?

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ShouldersSideways

I'm in.  When are these due?  It'll take me a minute.

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kgeezy310

Obvy RHONJ 2 or RHONY 3 is gonna win wbk

 

ill get my selections to you later @TheEmancipation

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True Skarlet

RHOBH8, her 0 score. We love to see it.

 

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bowdown

Is it American seasons only?


 

Jody was literally one of the best RHOV villains of all time

 "You seem very cantankerous, and like you like to fight, and I'm a lady, and I'm doing everything in my power not to come over there and kick your ass."

Ronnie's PSYCHOTIC drunk meltdowns

 

 

"You can't even speak you've had so much to drink, Ronnie"

"Go **** yourself Mary"

 

This was one of the most unhinged moments in RH history

 

You're gonna get an aneurysm and die and keep up your bull**** :jonny6:

 

 

VOTE RHOV SEASON 2 

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bowdown

Also the fact that Jody's daughter had a kid with a drug dealer and he was killed in a drive-by shooting :biblio:

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TheEmancipation
2 hours ago, rooby.booby said:

I only watch 3 of the series. Can i vote for those three?

Yep! The minimum requirement is that you submit 10 seasons for voting. Out of those 10 they have to be from at least 3 different cities. So as long as you have cumulatively watchen 10 seasons from the entire franchise you're good!

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TheEmancipation
52 minutes ago, ShouldersSideways said:

I'm in.  When are these due?  It'll take me a minute.

Do you guys think a week is enough? Or should it be two? 

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2 hours ago, Elite Four Brad said:

I'm down, Potomac S4 BETTER be on here

 

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Then you better vote for her 

 

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True Skarlet
4 minutes ago, TheEmancipation said:

Do you guys think a week is enough? Or should it be two? 

I'm good with a week.

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16 minutes ago, bowdown said:

Is it American seasons only?


 

Jody was literally one of the best RHOV villains of all time

 "You seem very cantankerous, and like you like to fight, and I'm a lady, and I'm doing everything in my power not to come over there and kick your ass."

Ronnie's PSYCHOTIC drunk meltdowns

 

 

"You can't even speak you've had so much to drink, Ronnie"

"Go **** yourself Mary"

 

This was one of the most unhinged moments in RH history

 

You're gonna get an aneurysm and die and keep up your bull**** :jonny6:

 

 

VOTE RHOV SEASON 2 

RHOV is allowed! Under the "Seasons" tab is a list of all the acceptable shows and seasons to be submitted.

 

Though RHOV SEASON 1 >>>>>>>>>> RHOV SEASON 2

 

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bowdown
1 hour ago, TheEmancipation said:

RHOV is allowed! Under the "Seasons" tab is a list of all the acceptable shows and seasons to be submitted.

 

Though RHOV SEASON 1 >>>>>>>>>> RHOV SEASON 2

 

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ShouldersSideways
1 hour ago, TheEmancipation said:

Do you guys think a week is enough? Or should it be two? 

I'm good with a week.  I just won't be able to do it until Mondayish.

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Stevie

I'd love to participate but I've only seen seven full seasons total. :doc: 

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