swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) We wanted to distract our lack of POC winners with POC presenters. Here's another legend! Hello? Who dis? I didn't agree to present anything. - Just read the what's in the envelope Rihanna Your ***** too dry to be riding my dick like this *hangs up* MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY SONG and the award goes to... @SaintWest for Film Noir correction: @Gastrodonatella ! Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 *Clears throat* How about some testosterone! Like Michael Jackson and Prince, I am very original, much like this next category! MOST ORIGINAL SONG and the award goes to... @Corsola for Afflicted, Inc.
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) Boobs! Time and place are very important. Like, you should know when to release a song and where you should be. I shouldn't be here but here I am. BEST LOCATION SONG and the award goes to... @Jackson for Chicago Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Corsola said: You being transphobic like that @ ''how about some testosterone'' low key shading u
Hug Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Were all the judges supposed to do this bc I have nothing
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) Who let her in? Anyway, next an expert at receiving awards. Adele: Hello Audience: IT'S ME! Adele: No, I'm here to present sillies. BEST CHORUS OF THE SEASON and the award goes to... @ceremonials for Retrograde Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 And the final Swigie award of the night, we didn't plan it well enough so it's gonna end in a random category. I never thought I'd be summoned back to earth for something as special as this! I'm honored to present the last award. Although it has nothing to do with me, I'm Selena! BEST SONG WRITTEN TO INSTRUMENTAL and the award goes to... @8thPrince for Restless Night
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) Surprise! One more award! Hi hi! This award could truly only go to one special person. They qualified more than anyone else! BEST HOST OF THE TENTH SEASON OF THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFULLY ATRL SONGWRITING FRANCHISE AND TOURNAMENT "PLATINUM HIT," ALSO KNOWN AS DIAMOND HIT FOR ITS TENTH INSTALLMENT. and the award goes to... @keshaspearsxo for EVERYTHING! Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
beatinglikeadrum Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Really give some Grammy to kesha, like even I have 2 this season and it's my debut edition.
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Thanks for joining me! Until (buy on iTunes) next time! Hopefully the other judges give me grammys.
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) RECAP Best Location Song Chicago - Jackson Best Pop Solo Performance Enemy - Aurora Producer of the Season Hugamari & Lémur Best Song Written to Instrumental Restless Night - 8thPrince Underrated of the Season The Story You Don’t Know - 8thPrince Best Electronic Recording Slow N Steady - Jackson Messiest Song Pyramid - Temporal & Aurora Most Original Song Afflicted, Inc - Corsola Most Unintentionally Funny Song Film Noir - SaintWest Best Chorus of the Season Retrograde - Ceremonials BEST HOST OF THE TENTH SEASON OF THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFULLY ATRL SONGWRITING FRANCHISE AND TOURNAMENT "PLATINUM HIT," ALSO KNOWN AS DIAMOND HIT FOR ITS TENTH INSTALLMENT. Pears Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
Temporal Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Hug said: Were all the judges supposed to do this bc I have nothing The idea was just that it was gonna replace the 10 awards from last season, but you don't have to obvi
Hug Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Just now, Temporal said: The idea was just that it was gonna replace the 10 awards from last season, but you don't have to obvi I can come up with some quickly! I don't want the contestants to think I don't care :(
Jackson Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 Sorry I couldn't be there for the ceremony. I accepted my awards from home over satellite instead
fountain Posted April 8, 2017 Author Posted April 8, 2017 33 minutes ago, swiftie13 said: Surprise! One more award! Hi hi! This award could truly only go to one special person. They qualified more than anyone else! BEST HOST OF THE TENTH SEASON OF THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFULLY ATRL SONGWRITING FRANCHISE AND TOURNAMENT "PLATINUM HIT," ALSO KNOWN AS DIAMOND HIT FOR ITS TENTH INSTALLMENT. and the award goes to... @keshaspearsxo for EVERYTHING! 31 minutes ago, beatinglikeadrum said: Really give some Grammy to kesha, like even I have 2 this season and it's my debut edition. 30 minutes ago, beatinglikeadrum said: My impact kesha. 1 post and you won. I am soooo amazing !!!!
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) me not winning best judge when numerous newbies have cited me as an encouraging force that encouraged growth later on is a shame! Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Jackson said: Sorry I couldn't be there for the ceremony. I accepted my awards from home over satellite instead my room low-key looks like this with all the plants everywhere, nice taste boo
swiftie13 Posted April 8, 2017 Posted April 8, 2017 (edited) I have three grammys always haunting me, that numb3r Edited April 8, 2017 by swiftie13
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