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12 minutes ago, minho said:

I was about to post my comments in separate posts for you but maybe I won't anymore! :thing:

 

you did it anyway :clap3:

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Sorry i'm going to do the rest all at once because i'm annoying myself

 

Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël

Christmas songs are very average and meh for me, but rarely do they cross the line of being actually bad.

That being said this is just... bizarre :deadbanana: 

 

Lil Yachty - Mamacita (feat. Rico Nasty)

This is actually kind of good.  I don't love it, but I enjoyed listening to it!

 

Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini

Just tepid and insignificant.  Feels like a Skrillex song so no surprises there. I don't hate it but its such an empty shell of a song, like why does it even exist?

 

Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

Your average rock song.  Not bad by any means but I don't like it either.  Does not stand out in anyway.

 

Will Smith - Wild Wild West (ft. Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee)

Not bad at all.  I actually genuinely enjoy this.  It's a VERY '90s feeling song but its fun for a throwback.

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Apache Indian - Boom Shack-A-Lak

It's really repetitive and his vocal mannerisms are annoying, yet I can't bring myself to hate this?

 

Ariana Grande, Normani, Nicki Minaj - Bad To You

It's like an inferior Side To Side...like it's not awful, just kinda bland and forgettable.

 

Coal Chamber - Something Told Me

This was fine...until the vocals came in. This guttural roaring these metal groups try to call vocals are DISGUSTANG.

 

High School Musical 2 - HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A

Ain't the title just the lyrics to this Iggy performance? Anyways HSM is a plague.

 

Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love

I listened to this when looking for ideas for my entry but didn't send it because I thought it wasn't bad enough. :skull:

 

Maurice Chevalier - Oh, that Mitzi

It's kinda cute and charming in that early 1930s way. :michael:

 

Suspiria - Suspiria, Goblin

This song is so cool. :skull: I love the synths, and the guitar kinda reminds me of the Diablo II soundtrack with them both being dark-sounding songs. This honestly intrigued me more than probably any other song sent in this game up to this point.

 

The Chipmunks - I, Yi, Yi, Yi Cuanto Le Guista

The tacky voice pitching here. Nightcore channels have done a better job than this.

 

Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap - Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!

Vanilla Ice looks kinda hot here ngl...maybe he deserved to be more than a one-hit wonder.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song (aka Christmas Don't Be Late)
Kind of annoying but it's cute too, I've heard it a few times before during Christmas.

 

Björk - Holographic Entrypoint
This is frightening and making me uncomfortable, is Bjork making these noises? Is she in pain?

 

Björk - Storm
This is noisy, not as terrible as the other song though. Sounds like typical Bjork.

 

Guns N' Roses - Oh My God
Sounds like classic rock but not good, it's noisy too, headache inducing.

 

Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël
Omg what is this Christmas bop, it's odd but.. I found myself bopping along with it

 

Lil Yachty - Mamacita (feat. Rico Nasty)
The autotune sounds terrible, the beat is okay, this isn't awful but.. I wouldn't listen again

 

Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini
Rick Ross's voice just does not mesh with Skrillex's production, this is excruciating :deadbanana4:

 

Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning
This sounds depressing and boring and the lead singer's voice is annoying.

 

Will Smith - Wild Wild West (ft. Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee)
This is actually a pop classic and a bop. 

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Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song (aka Christmas Don't Be Late): God knows I hate Christmas music, but I've always had a soft spot for this trio of pitched up rats, ever since that one incredibly profound episode of the old as s show in which the family cat is run over and the Chipmunks grieve. This is endearing!

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Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song (aka Christmas Don't Be Late)

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Björk - Holographic Entrypoint

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Björk - Storm

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Guns N' Roses - Oh My God

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Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël

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Lil Yachty - Mamacita (feat. Rico Nasty)

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Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini

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Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

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Will Smith - Wild Wild West (ft. Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee)

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Björk - Holographic Entrypoint: this sits comfortably at the nadir of her discography. Obviously she's barely involved in the track, if at all, but the fact she put her name to it in the first place... A choice was made

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Björk - Storm: this is such a hidden gem tbh. I feel that it's underrated even within her fanbase. The rest will hate it though! The sparse sampling really caters to my tastes all around

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Guns N' Roses - Oh My God: this way fine but then most of the tragic trainging turned it annoying and painful to the ears pretty quick

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Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël: I detest this! I hate the children "choir" (they're still more on tune here than Selena Gómez tho), the speaking child's voice and the cheap, slapped-on beat

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Apache Indian - Boom Shack-A-Lak

i would like for him to clear his throat...

 

Ariana Grande, Normani, Nicki Minaj - Bad To You

it's boring, but not terrible

 

Coal Chamber - Something Told Me

definitely not my cup of tea

 

High School Musical 2 - HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A

ahh, Sharbae! likely her worst, so ur right x

 

Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love

the original is a classic, and this is honestly not a horrible cover.

 

Maurice Chevalier - Oh, that Mitzi

this sounds so old timey :zzz:yuck

 

Suspiria - Suspiria, Goblin

this isn't bad for just some instrumentals.

 

The Chipmunks - I, Yi, Yi, Yi Cuanto Le Guista

tragic! it's not even catchy

 

Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap - Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!

repetitive and boring, next! 

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Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song (aka Christmas Don't Be Late)

Iconic song. Kings of Christmas. Whoever submitted this deserves to be eliminated because they're no fun.

 

Björk - Holographic Entrypoint

 I was about to drag and say "how the hell did this even make a movie soundtrack", but then I looked up the movie and I guess this makes sense now. But, um... still definitely not a fan of this :rip:

 

Björk - Storm

Not the same movie :deadbanana: Contrary to the popular opinion in here, I actually dislike this one more than the other one. It's annoying me more for some reason.

 

Guns N' Roses - Oh My God

I didn't expect to hate this because there's actually a few Guns N Roses songs I'm okay with... But this is giving me an actual headache :rip:

 

Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël

Wait, this is actually kinda cute :toofunny2: And the instrumental is a BOP

 

Lil Yachty - Mamacita (feat. Rico Nasty)

This is honestly catchy. The vocals are annoying, but I like the production and the chorus.

 

Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini

Rick Ross is always such a kiii. Anyways this is quite bad but it's not as painful to listen to as some of the others.

 

Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

This is so boring :skull: I don't even have any other thoughts because of how boring it is.

 

Will Smith - Wild Wild West (ft. Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee)

Omg what a BOP!! This is just genuinely an enjoyable song to listen to. It's very fun.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song (aka Christmas Don't Be Late)

 

This is a Christmas classic the original is better tho

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Björk - Storm

 

Can't believe ppl stan this bitch

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Guns N' Roses - Oh My God

 

Bad but it has a melody

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Jordy - It's Christmas, C'est Noël

 

Cute

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Lil Yachty - Mamacita (feat. Rico Nasty)

 

Trash

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Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini

 

The verses are bad and the chorus is unlistenable :psyduck:

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Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is the Beginning

 

Tragic singer and no good point in the song

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Will Smith - Wild Wild West (ft. Dru Hill & Kool Mo Dee)

 

Not this being a #1 hit. But it's fine

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