Queen Conchita Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 CRITIQUES: TSAREENA @KatyCatPH @Kylie Jenner @Yvess @Loyalty @Overprotected @EriKills @jamesfog @beatinglikeadrum @Sabbath @thecptz @Taylucifer @Riri. @Invisibility @Thanatos @Lukey @PinkBox @Moonlightbae @Fa1x intelectual @Noah @Dom @SitarHero @Bawdee @Legend E @Boys KATYCATPH | KATY PERRY - What's sexy about this exactly? Katy looks frightened. Her jugs look huge I guess but they're so hidden and squashed. Crossed legs never look inviting. this really missed the mark for me. KYLIE JENNER | BELLA HADID - Great entry. Inviting. love the sultry eyes and the open legs. It's sexy and very interesting since she's actually fully clothed but still able to scream SEX. YVESS | PIETRO BOSSELLI - ooh gurl I love the nerve of a completely nude shoot but this just screams narcissism. The flowers have too much open area and that makes me think his **** is little. Small **** isn't sexy gurl. But I'm a f@ggot and that v to his crotch whew... I'm just a hole sir. LOYALTY | RIHANNA - I mean Rih always serves sex but this isn't really screaming SEX for me. I guess her coochie is itchy or sumn and that broad smile is less sexually inviting and just more friendly. I still like the shot though. A bit girl next door which is a sexy image. OVERPROTECTED | MARIAH CAREY - It's obviously sex you know. The bed, the lolipop to make you wish it was your d1ck in her hand and stuff. Not much to complain about but also not really a stunner you know. ERIKILLS | JEANA TURNER - I don't have a pregnancy fetish and judging from ****hub searches, it's not really a common fetish to use as an entry. JAMESFOG | NYLE DIMARCO - whew now this is sexy. love the peekaboo into his pants. you just want to pull them down , get on your knees and get to work. It's inviting, it's sexy. it ticks the box. Great job. BEATINGLIKEADRUM | CHARLIZE THERON - ahhh a good entry from miss Charlize. It screams sex!! like they will most definitely be banging right in front of my salad and bitch I would like to see. I took some points off cuz the male model is more in the center of the shot of Charlize is a bit lost with the black/ dark background. LEGEND E | RACHEL WEISZ - uhmmmm this isn't the animal round. nothing sexy about that snake..... very off putting in general. she's serving a witch. her crotch is completely covered by the snake. her boobs are barely shown. at least she's fully naked I guess. SABBATH | ZENDAYA - This is good. Zendaya looks like she's masturbating and the lighting is just sooo gorgeous... her small tiddies and her dress give her too much of loli vibe and there's a thin line between innocent woman exploring her sexual desires and MJ level perversions... I'm just saying. THECPTZ | DANA SLOSAR - the closed eyes finally working in your favor.. but sadly just by a little. she's serving a bit of sex with the animal print and the warm lighting but it's lost in the rest of the entries and just ends up feeling meh and boring. TAYLUCIFER | GIGI HADID - hmnmmm Gigi looks inviting, love the thumb over the lip, the really open eye and I love the lightning on this a lot but the sleek hair feels a bit cold. still a good entry. RIRI. | NICKI MINAJ - there are better pictures from this magazine like gurl you picked the least sexy one. but it's still a sexy overdone pic. love the sexy details in the different Nickis. the open legs, the ripped dress, the tongue over the puss. good job. INVISIBILITY | SHIINA RINGO - ooh gurl you know how to serve out of the box entries.the warm cheeks, the strawberry in mouth, the boobs out of focus. I really can't complain about anything. It screams SEX Great job. THANATOS | KARLIE KLOSS - Love the boots and the nude underneath. The pic definitely gives sex but it's a bit boring for me and the location is :/ LUKEY | PARIS HILTON - Love the american beauty reference. It's inviting and a really great shot. It loses the wow factor cuz it's a reference but still a good entry. PINKBOX | MADONNA - The risk was definitely worth it. I really love this. Screams Sex but the less inviting part of sex. Madonna looks so natural. love the belly fold, the awkward exposed tiddy. It all screams Sex in the most unsexy way ever. Amazing job MOONLIGHTBAE | KIM KARDASHIAN - nn coming after Madonna might be unlucky for you. Kim looks so uncomfortable in this and isn't really inviting. Her legs are crossed and turned away. Her face is just okay and not really adding much. FA1X INTELECTUAL | CAROLINE TRENTINI - oh sis no. Caroline is serving all limbs. she looks comfortable I guess but that's it. All I see are limbs and barely anything that says Sex. NOAH | JENNIFER LAWRENCE - The better version of Fa1x's entry, Jennifer's boobie love it. she's inviting, she's dripping wet. Great lightning as well. DOM | SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Scarlett is serving butch realness. she's about to lesbian it up with Dita? Great shot. BOYS | JON KORTAJARENA love the exposed crotch, the bath house setting (reminds me of a ***** that I might need to rewatch ), the editing on this whew. serving a wet dream. very inviting and screams sex SITARHERO | ALLISON HARVARD - I gave you some points for the nerve and the big eyes but meh. all american bombshell but she's serving teenager out in costume on Halloween. BAWDEE | JENNIFER LOPEZ - it's just a bit too glossy. everything's covered, legs are crossed as well so it doesn't really scream Sex... just hey a sexy woman. Great legs and the shot itself is okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisibility Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Kylie Jenner said: It's watching me... the screens have eyes I love being watched, esp. if it's Icon M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylie Jenner Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Looks like my prostitute solicited another customer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Conchita Posted March 27, 2019 Author Share Posted March 27, 2019 sorry excuse the formatting i'm fixing it x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitarHero Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I really had nothing purely sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkBox Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Queen Conchita said: The flowers have too much open area and that makes me think his **** is little. Small **** isn't sexy gurl. I hate y'all gays 1 minute ago, Queen Conchita said: I don't have a pregnancy fetish and judging from ****hub searches, it's not really a common fetish to use as an entry 3 minutes ago, Queen Conchita said: (reminds me of a ***** that I might need to rewatch ) 3 minutes ago, Queen Conchita said: her small tiddies and her dress give her too much of loli vibe and there's a thin line between innocent woman exploring her sexual desires and MJ level perversions... I'm just saying these critiques, I- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvess Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, Queen Conchita said: YVESS | PIETRO BOSSELLI - ooh gurl I love the nerve of a completely nude shoot but this just screams narcissism. The flowers have too much open area and that makes me think his **** is little. Small **** isn't sexy gurl. But I'm a f@ggot and that v to his crotch whew... I'm just a hole sir. idgi...r we expecting him to send in a pic of an erected penis for this to be considered sexy?! IM DONEEEE Edited March 27, 2019 by Yvess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boys Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 WOW!!!! The acclaim from @Tsareena please educate @Navyofbadgals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisibility Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Yvess said: B*tch this looks so GAY A scene between them? I would like to see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatinglikeadrum Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Another satisfied customer. Woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvess Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 (edited) 16 hours ago, Invisibility said: B*tch this looks so GAY A scene between them? I would like to see it ikr! let us petition B3lAmi to sponsor a scene Edited March 27, 2019 by Yvess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Quote JAMESFOG | NYLE DIMARCO - whew now this is sexy. love the peekaboo into his pants. you just want to pull them down , get on your knees and get to work. It's inviting, it's sexy. it ticks the box. Great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATRL Moderator Tsareena Posted March 27, 2019 ATRL Moderator Share Posted March 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Yvess said: idgi...r we expecting him to send in a pic of an erected penis for this to be considered sexy?! IM DONEEEE I'm just saying... he has sexier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatinglikeadrum Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 The "right in front of my salad" **** reference though. @Tsareena the movie critic and expert jumped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATRL Moderator Tsareena Posted March 27, 2019 ATRL Moderator Share Posted March 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, PinkBox said: I hate y'all gays these critiques, I- I was on sumn as I was writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EriKills Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, Queen Conchita said: ERIKILLS | JEANA TURNER - I don't have a pregnancy fetish and judging from ****hub searches, it's not really a common fetish to use as an entry. @Tsareena are you saying pregnant women aren't sexy? The pregnantphobia I- Also I tried going a different approach to this round's theme "sex" but ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvess Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 16 hours ago, Tsareena said: I'm just saying... he has sexier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabbath Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, PinkBox said: can we ban @Sabbath for SPAMMING oh I see, you're THREATENED, mind your business Oinkbox! this is what I get for trying to help to get the critiques here faster, never again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabbath Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Queen Conchita said: SABBATH | ZENDAYA - This is good. Zendaya looks like she's masturbating and the lighting is just sooo gorgeous... her small tiddies and her dress give her too much of loli vibe and there's a thin line between innocent woman exploring her sexual desires and MJ level perversions... I'm just saying. im here for the bolded part, thanks judge tsareena x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
touya kinomoto Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, SitarHero said: I really had nothing purely sexy Gurl, she has the ANTM photoshoot in a salad bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boys Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 17 minutes ago, KatyCatPH said: Gurl, she has the ANTM photoshoot in a salad bowl. Are you trying to help or sabotage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overprotected Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 My customers have mixed feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SitarHero Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, KatyCatPH said: Gurl, she has the ANTM photoshoot in a salad bowl. 1 hour ago, Boys said: Are you trying to help or sabotage? Omg there was NO way. I mean it might have been more successful but seemed like a guaranteed ELIM at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkBox Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Is she saying that people who aren't sexually attracted to women can't appreciate female beauty? I- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navyofbadgals Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Riri. said: I had better? Please show @Navyofbadgals That same magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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