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omg right everything should be looking prettier now :skull: you really just have to post hope for the best and then try and edit after, i hate ATRL's formatting x

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The year is 2030 when J.E.A.N.A 009-072 arrives from the fashionably late future. she has but one mission: seek and destroy ATRL Pose season 2 floppest judges Alena and Tsareena.
 
After searching every crackhouses in the vicinity, J.E.A.N.A 009-072 spots them in an abandoned walmart parking lot, swiping at one another with their tired acrylics as they fight for the right to a spare shopping cart.

Using highly advanced vision sensory technology , J.E.A.N.A 009-072 is able to identify that both have gained considerable weight and still have no man. J.E.A.N.A 009-072 swiftly approaches but instead of electric laserbeam, decides to let them be. It is not an act of mercy but quite the opposite. Letting them live and continue to fat after flop is the ULTIMATE punishment.

:ahh::ahh::ahh::ahh::ahh:

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I love most of the entries.

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1 minute ago, jamesfog said:

:ahh::ahh::ahh::ahh::ahh:

fff i absolutely howled when i opened that :bibliahh:

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Critiques will be posted as they come in, i'll let you all know the exact day/time that results will be happening but it is the weekend so we might run a bit slower that R1.

 

SitarHero is immune.

 

Last place is automatically eliminated and the winner gets immunity next round and eliminates someone from the new bottom three (it will happen this time) much love to you all, thanks for supporting the round even though most of you hated it x

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Some of these... my wig :jonny4:

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:rip: why is everyone sending essays. I don't read those. it makes it worse when i can't see what you're writing about. your picture needs to speak for itself

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2 minutes ago, Tsareena said:

:rip: why is everyone sending essays. I don't read those. it makes it worse when i can't see what you're writing about. your picture needs to speak for itself

Maybe you can tell the host to not allow us sending essays then?

:gaycat3:

 

 

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7 people are tied for my first place :jonny6:

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I kinda like the ’essays’ myself, explains the contestants view for the theme

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5 minutes ago, Queen Conchita said:

7 people are tied for my first place :jonny6:

Who are they :gaycat4:

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1 minute ago, Alena said:

I kinda like the ’essays’ myself, explains the contestants view for the theme

Great. Please redeem yourself to me from giving me my lowest rank last time. :fish2: jk

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Were we supposed to write essays? 

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:)

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Where the fast judges at 

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@Clueless better pull through with criti- oh she's not a judge in this game? Oh okay. Let's wait.

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4 minutes ago, Overprotected said:

Where the fast judges at 

i don't know where talent & tsareena are from but me, bagels and alena are european so it's v late :thing:

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I didn't write an essay cuz my pic kinda speaks for itself :gaycat4:

 

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I gave a cute little description of mine because I know some people aren't that creative and wouldn't get it.

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2 hours ago, Overprotected said:

Zendaya :jonny2:

:hug: :heart2: 

 

 

1 hour ago, Queen Conchita said:

7 people are tied for my first place :jonny6:

choose me so i get my cute redemption arc ?

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CRITIQUES: TSAREENA
 
 

 

 

 

 

KATYCATPH | KATY PERRY - Definitely fits futuristic. love the makeup, hair and eyes on miss Katy. A very striking entry though there isn't much else to it but her profile.


KYLIE JENNER | BELLA HADID - Yes a serve. Humans on display really fits that dark futuristic. Cold and clinical. Miss Hadid looks amazing as well.

YVESS | PIETRO BOSSELLI - It kinda fits the theme but if I ignore the eyewear it's just a regular workout outfit and the futuristic fantasy is completely lost. 

LOYALTY | RIHANNA - Dystopian futuristic vibes in this that I like a lot. Love the reflective silver she has on, her makeup and the mysterious background. I wish I could see more of it.

OVERPROTECTED | MARIAH CAREY - the only entry that the writing helped which might be unfair but I though AHS apocalypse immediately seeing this. Really enjoying your unique takes on the challenges so far. great job.

 

ERIKILLS | JEANA TURNER - first look yes futuristic but when I really look into this, I get cheap alien looks vs. actually futuristic. And that's because of the jungle background and the fog effect. Like an alien landing in the late 2000's. The styling is  really cheap for me. Idk it doesn't work for me.

JAMESFOG | NYLE DIMARCO - Girl I- uhm I SEE SUMN :drool: well on my review... the lighting sold the picture for me. Love that icy clinical vibe. very futuristic. His outfit is a bit meh. whorish but I guess futuristic *****?
 
BEATINGLIKEADRUM | CHARLIZE THERON - It kinda fits the theme but compared to the other entries there's not much going here to be excited about and honestly I can see gurls wearing this to the club now.

LEGEND E | RACHEL WEISZ - Interesting you're right after Charlize. Maybe that helps your entry for me but I like the black/ white. First it really shows off that latex. whew gorgeous sleek and second I get those old hollywood vibes of what the future would have looked like with the hair and makeup.

SABBATH | ZENDAYA - there's so much great detail in this shot bitch I'm gooped. The broken/ dirty glass, the different mannequins, Zendaya's styling whew.... It's almost too busy for me.


THECPTZ | DANA SLOSAR - sis looks dead in the eyes. wake up miss Dana! It ticks the box and I guess I like the triangle lighting but it's just all just okay for me.

TAYLUCIFER | GIGI HADID - biiitch. a stanning today. I just love the look of awe on miss Hadid's face. banging body, background and lighting. Can't really complain about anything.

RIRI. | NICKI MINAJ - Definitely futuristic with the backdrop, foil boots and outfit but it's kinda boring for me.

INVISIBILITY | SHIINA RINGO:jonny5:It works so well. The future is ****ing uncertain and this just fits that so well. good job for taking a risk with this shoot. 

THANATOS | KARLIE KLOSS - a serve in general. Love that vintage background with the robot and miss Karlie. just like now  where we cling to the past for nostalgia but are still so modern. my only complaint is miss Karlie's pose. It's so random. who is she making the peace sign to? still up there for me. 

LUKEY | PARIS HILTON - love it. Very cheesy take on the future but it works for me. Love the styling and that flirty look on miss Hilton's face. the cheap backdrop and gun just adds to the pic.

PREZLI | PIXIE LOTT - oh sis no no no.  this is sooo far from it. I'm really struggling to see futuristic in this shot. Nothing else to say really.

PINKBOX | MADONNA - A reach and you know it. While it doesn't fit... it's a bold entry and a gorgeous shot so I gave you some points for that.

MOONLIGHTBAE | KIM KARDASHIAN - I hate this shot of Kim cuz she's serving pornstar 100% but it's a futuristic pornstar :clap3: The background and the lighting sells the pic for me. A daring entry.

FA1X INTELECTUAL | CAROLINE TRENTINI -  this really excites me. love everything about this and it fits the word without being as obvious as other entries. amazing jobtenor.gif?itemid=8111065

NOAH | JENNIFER LAWRENCE - I'm really trying to judge this without thinking of Mystique but it's hard and that loses the futuristic feelings I get from this sadly when I know the makeup is the bomb.com. the background doesn't add much for me. looks fake. Still a decent entry.

DOM | SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Race shifting queen Scarlett Johansson did that. Love the crazy edited backdrop and how sleek miss Scarlett looks in this. Definitely futuristic. great job.

BOYS | JON KORTAJARENA - A reach honey. He looks too clean to serve dystopian fantasy (then the black/ white as well) but the desert backdrop and the lone tent help to sell the pic just a little bit more.

SITARHERO | ALLISON HARVARD - hmnm the headpiece and makeup are interesting but the outfit is serving forever 21 then the backdrop is just a bit too random. She's still serving a bit of alien so cute.

BAWDEE | JENNIFER LOPEZ - hmnm I'm not really getting futuristic from this. It's cute and I guess the reflective material helps as well but I'm getting sexy and wet but not really anything else.

URBAN | LUPITA NYONG'O - this can't be all she had. I don't believe it. separating black panther from this... it looks like something from the past vs. the future. 

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We will take that

 

jamesfog

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An undecided customer here

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I can't help it that he took a bath in the water @Tsareena

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sis looks dead in the eyes. wake up miss Dana!

 

@Tsareena kii :oh: she always has these sleepy eyes so. thanks judge tsa!

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