UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Is it just me or has time felt slow all of a sudden to anyone else?
Fruity Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 24 minutes ago, Alena said: **** my spoon right? Lmfao I'm giggling
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Random thought: Sporks are so hard to use. What's the point?
Dylan' Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 ????? Why am I not immune? Element you said if I provided proof of purchase of Ellie’s discography you’d let me skip this round?!
Navyofbadgals Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, UFO said: Random thought: Sporks are so hard to use. What's the point? Because peepz love multifunctionality
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Like... I'm not even kidding around. Time is going SO slow. It's still :33? It's like the powers that be are waiting for RandomName to accidentally fall asleep or something so he won't get his 5th spoon. omg they are so bitter, let him have his spoon so I can have MINE
Henry Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, UFO said: Like... I'm not even kidding around. Time is going SO slow. It's still :33? It's like the powers that be are waiting for RandomName to accidentally fall asleep or something so he won't get his 5th spoon. omg they are so bitter, let him have his spoon so I can have MINE Here's something to pass the time
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Navyofbadgals said: Because peepz love multifunctionality But what's the point of multifunctionality if you're sacrificing the actual functionality of what it's supposed to do? The spork is an unnecessary (not useless, but UNNECESSARY) invention that people have since normalised. If people think sporks are okay then why is it so difficult for people to accept that the tomato is a FRUIT not a vegetable? Jesus, people still think it's a vegetable to this day. Bitch it has seeds, it's juicy and it's sweet. Now get the **** out of my face (not you sis ) and eat your favourite damn vegetable: the tomaTOE.
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Multifunctionality is supposed to be more "convenient", but to me it seems LESS convenient. I don't understand why people love to over-complicate **** for themselves. Just use a SPOON and a FORK!
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 A spoon works. A fork works. A knife works. Chopsticks are ****ing magical. Sporks? girl **** outta here with this hybrid bitch omg I HATE sporks. no offence, I hate sporks because of its FUNCTIONALITY not because of who it is. Sporks are actually very cute but I don't display cutlery for decoration, I use it to EAT.
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Henry said: Here's something to pass the time Thank you
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) I don't know, I just feel like people use sporks to be "quirky" and high-maintenance. It's called Let's Spoon!. If you want to ****, it's called Let's Fork! If you want to cut a bitch, it's called Let's Knife!. "Let's Spork!" wtf is that. It sounds like a gay with a lisp trying to pronounce "pork". Edited March 23, 2018 by UFO
Dylan' Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 It sounds like a gay with a lisp trying to pronounce "pork".
Dylan' Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 I just feel like people use sporks to be "quirky" and high-maintenance.
shelven Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 I've never used a spork before. They seem fun but not very practical.
Navyofbadgals Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, UFO said: But what's the point of multifunctionality if you're sacrificing the actual functionality of what it's supposed to do? The spork is an unnecessary (not useless, but UNNECESSARY) invention that people have since normalised. If people think sporks are okay then why is it so difficult for people to accept that the tomato is a FRUIT not a vegetable? Jesus, people still think it's a vegetable to this day. Bitch it has seeds, it's juicy and it's sweet. Now get the **** out of my face (not you sis ) and eat your favourite damn vegetable: the tomaTOE. Sporks might have advantages in other situations It’s better in certain situations, like prison, people who don’t like having a lot of cutlery and so on
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, shelven said: I've never used a spork before. They seem fun but not very practical. Exactly! And this is why I love you you UNDERSTAND!
Navyofbadgals Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 I don’t use sporks myself either tho, as the fork part of it doesn’t work that well
shelven Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, UFO said: Exactly! And this is why I love you you UNDERSTAND! We know the truth! Just now, Navyofbadgals said: I don’t use sporks myself either tho, as the fork part of it doesn’t work that well Yeah, this is what I would have assumed
UFO Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, Navyofbadgals said: Sporks might have advantages in other situations It’s better in certain situations, like prison, people who don’t like having a lot of cutlery and so on True! But I think I would just like people to recognise that sporks should preferably be used only in those advantageous situations, NOT every day life But then again people are free to use whatever they want! I'm not the cutlery police nor do I want to be. I don't know, I just feel like a lot of people use sporks because they want to appear incluse and versatile when in reality they're a self-hating LAZY bottom!
Navyofbadgals Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Just now, UFO said: True! But I think I would just like people to recognise that sporks should preferably be used only in those advantageous situations, NOT every day life But then again people are free to use whatever they want! I'm not the cutlery police nor do I want to be. I don't know, I just feel like a lot of people use sporks because they want to appear incluse and versatile when in reality they're a self-hating LAZY bottom! And I wholeheartedly agrih with you on that
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