Inspired by the Lizzo thread

For those of you who do not know her, Christina Aguilera is an american singer who launched her career with the hit single "Genie In A Bottle" in 1999. Her last solo #1 hit was released in 2000 but she got featured (a few seconds) on the iconic Moves Like Jagger in 2010. You've probably heard this song before.

Christina has 7 studio albums: Christina Aguilera, Stripper, Back To Basics, Bionic, Lotus, Liberation, Aguilera. Unfortunately her music stopped selling around 2006. People weren't buying tickets to her tours and she had to cancel them. Her singles started tanking. Her albums flop. Her latest one "Aguilera" didn't chart anywhere and her 25 most recent official singles have all failed to chart.

Her manager though is convinced that she hasn't peaked yet (it's his own words). So let me ask you a question. If you were her manager right now, what would you do ?

https://www.linkedin.com

quit.

How about step 1, release music!

She can't even do that without half a decade or more passing between projects.

Convince her to sell her catalogue since she's apparently behind her peer in that department

create an account on ATRL

Change her Atrl password so she can't login.

Never do drugs because you will end up with no friends no family and no team, alone in a huge mansion were your only "friend" is your gardener and your dealer.

I hand over a check to DMF and call it quits.

File a restraining order against DMF

Release a stripped part 2.

Hire CIA to investigate D.M.F's delulu ass.

Question is, could Xtina afford such mission?

Shopping mall lotus reloaded tour.

More highbrow Back to Basics era. Focus on stronger instrumentation and jazzier arrangements, but still keeping a pop/soulful flare. Switch her visual branding to be more refined and elegant for more AC play.

Try saying "please?"

8 minutes ago, magazine said:

create an account on ATRL

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8 minutes ago, Xtripped said:

Never do drugs because you will end up with no friends no family and no team, alone in a huge mansion were your only "friend" is your gardener and your dealer.

the unhinged. Its not that serious girl

Omg new avi thanks OP

Hire DMF to be her personal assistant

Tell Atrl i have 7 inches

Make her record Bionic II for her fans and true music lovers

Edited June 14Jun 14 by Shimenawa

Drop her as a client

invest in her catalogue and force her to book a farewell tour when Genie goes viral or something