celeb news Katy Perry: "I have so many number 1s and here I am licking some balls"

[despy]

oh katheryn...

[Bloodflowers.]

18 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

Is she going to lick Luke's?

 

Ou- that's not- 

 

[Mattically]

2 minutes ago, UnusualBoy said:

Leave to atrl to be miserable and toxic about something as harmless as this

I just saw her post about it, and I knew that if I visited ATRL, there would already be a meltdown over this, lmao. 

[YourFavoriteWeapon]

4 minutes ago, Sheep said:

because working with luke is in such poor taste but this comment isnt? you're talking a female singer performing sexual acts on somebody who has r*ped female singers he works with. The connotation here is violent and repugnant.

I was just saying if she's morally bankrupt enough to work with a rapist then I wouldn't put it past her to sleep with one either, but I guess it's easier to view my comment as nefarious. I'm a victim too sis.

 

[Miley Cyrus]

Okay as long as she recognizes malteasers and kinder as the #1 and #2 main chocolate girls 

Edited August 12 by Miley Cyrus

[Sheep]

11 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

I was just saying if she's morally bankrupt enough to work with a rapist then I wouldn't put it past her to sleep with one either, but I guess it's easier to view my comment as nefarious. I'm a victim too sis.

 

I'm a survivor too but that didn't stop you from mass downvoting my good-faith, well articulated posts about my personal views about her working with Puke that in no way downplayed the severity of his heinous acts like you just did for a "joke" at the expense of a woman who's clearly going through it. The whole world knows that she's engaged to and has a child with Orlando Bloom and has a sex symbol waiting at home for her. There's only one sexual context people mention uglee dr puke in.

 

 

Trust that this is real advice and not a petty forum jab when I say that what you need is a therapist not a punching bag. That was absolutely not it.

Edited August 12 by Sheep

[hallucinate]

good for her

[Bartender]

The way EVERY Katy Perry thread is a setup thread 

[feelslikeadream]

I actually can't understand the correlation between having #1 songs and licking candy and I'm not just being obtuse  Are successful people supposed to not like sweets?

[YourFavoriteWeapon]

1 minute ago, Sheep said:

I'm a survivor too but that didn't stop you from mass downvoting my good-faith, well articulated posts about my personal views about her working with Puke that in no way downplayed the severity of his heinous acts like you just did for a "joke" at the expense of a woman who's clearly going through it. The whole world knows that she's engaged to and has a child with Orlando Bloom. There's only one sexual context people mention uglee dr puke in.

 

 

Trust that this is real advice and not a petty forum jab when I say that what you need is a therapist not a punching bag. 

She's only "going through it" because she decided to reveal her True Colors.mp3 by aligning herself with an rapist. You can not believe me if you want but my joke regarding Katy and Luke was not one where Katy being placed in an unconsensual sexual scenario crossed my mind. 

 

Respectfully, from survivor to survivor, thank you for the advice. I'll tell Carolyn about you at my next session and stream A Cup of Coffee as a part of my repentance  

 

[Sheep]

8 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

She's only "going through it" because she decided to reveal her True Colors.mp3 by aligning herself with an rapist.

Her career has been free-falling for years before she started working with him again.

 

8 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

You can not believe me if you want but my joke regarding Katy and Luke was not one where Katy being placed in an unconsensual sexual scenario crossed my mind. 

So the fact that he's a predator was front and center in your mind when you made the post, like you admitted in your previous post, but you also imagined a consensual sexual scenario between a basically married woman who has an infinitely better option waiting for her at home and a rapist who victimizes female singers? The mental gymnastics won't work here I'm going to need you to hide the post where you wished unspeakable acts upon a woman over a corny joke she made unless you'd like to wait for the moderators to handle it. We can hide our responses too but there's no place for such ugly language on ATRL or anywhere else.

Edited August 12 by Sheep

[Phaunzie]

39 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

Is she going to lick Luke's?

I know you want to see her do that, but like ew, gross and yuck. Maybe re-evaluate your preference for sexual content.

[BrokenMachine]

14 minutes ago, feelslikeadream said:

I actually can't understand the correlation between having #1 songs and licking candy and I'm not just being obtuse  Are successful people supposed to not like sweets?

This. I guess she feels way too humiliated by... licking candy? Like, her #1s should put her above of stuff like that? I don't even know 

[YourFavoriteWeapon]

23 minutes ago, Sheep said:

Her career has been free-falling for years before she started working with him again.

 

So the fact that he's a predator was front and center in your mind when you made the post, like you admitted in your previous post, but you also imagined a consensual sexual scenario between a basically married woman who has an infinitely better option waiting for her at home and a rapist who victimizes female singers? The mental gymnastics won't work here I'm going to need you to hide the post where you wished unspeakable acts upon a woman over a corny joke she made unless you'd like to wait for the moderators to handle it. We can hide our responses too but there's no place for such ugly language on ATRL or anywhere else.

To reiterate, my joke was saying that if Katy Perry is morally bankrupt enough to slap her fans who have been through SA in the face by working with a rapist, surely she could be morally bankrupt enough to sleep with one. Whether or not you believe me when I say I'm being sincere about how my joke regarding Katy was not one where I imagined her with Luke in an unconsensual sexual scenario (because it wasn't, I can say **** in bad taste but I'd never do that), but instead a consensual one (because if she's morally bankrupt enough to work with a rapist, she's morally bankrupt enough to sleep with one) is your choice. Truthfully, when writing that joke, I did imagine a consensual scenario between Katy and Luke because we know they're close and we know, judging by her actions, that she's not a good person so infidelity, even with someone much less attractive than the man she got at home, doesn't seem like it would be off the table. Orlando may be hot but we have no idea what their relationship is like behind closed doors. You can also see that over ten people reacted to my post with a laughing emoji, do you really think we have that many people here who would find a rape joke to be amusing? 

 

But anyways, I truly don't think you and I will come to an agreement so I hope you have a good day sis  I'll be streaming Tsunami as an apology. 

 

Edited August 12 by YourFavoriteWeapon

[KatyPrismSpirit]

the mess this thread turned into….

[ChrisTheLoner]

She's licking Orlando Daddy Bloom's balls every night so she lowkey won in that department

 

 

Spoiler

 

[Smarticle]

The state of her career teas

 

[IBeMe]

She just wanted to remind the public she has hit singles cuz no one thinks of her as a hit maker anymore, sadly. 

[ohjulia]

1 hour ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Talk that mf talk miss kathryn 

 

This is no shade to Katy, just a general observation... But it's bizarre how people laugh and how they react when they're in front of a celebrity.

[crymelanie]

1 hour ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

Is she going to lick Luke's?

Shut up favoriteweapon stop giving obsessed 

[Femininomenon]

18 minutes ago, BrokenMachine said:

This. I guess she feels way too humiliated by... licking candy? Like, her #1s should put her above of stuff like that? I don't even know 

It's a joke... the joke here is that she's "licking balls", I don't think it's that deep 

[Loca]

Oh it's starting to get sad 

[Riverbank]

Will someone please stream her new single before she starts licking more than just balls on camera?

 

[Loca]

41 minutes ago, feelslikeadream said:

I actually can't understand the correlation between having #1 songs and licking candy and I'm not just being obtuse  Are successful people supposed to not like sweets?

I don't think superstars with multiple #1s are supposed to make videos tasting out and rating candy to put their name out there, no. It must be humiliating for her.

[Dark Miracles]

8 minutes ago, ohjulia said:

This is no shade to Katy, just a general observation... But it's bizarre how people laugh and how they react when they're in front of a celebrity.

She's very witty and charismatic actually. But these days people don't put any stock in those qualities anymore for some reason, everyone is or needs to be a miserable husk now