celeb news The Guardian pans Orlando Bloom's To the Edge: "even Katy Perry doesn't care"

[Nefertiti0]

Legolas from Lord of the Rings learns new skills in a way that makes you curl up with embarrassment. Even his pop-star wife can barely feign interest.

 In the first episode, (which is, by the grace of some benevolent god, the only one available for review) Bloom must learn to skydive and wingsuit in under two weeks.

The best bit is how fabulously unimpressed Katy Perry is by it all. She watches the big finale – squirrel-gliding three miles down the coast and trying not to land in the water and drown – and pretends an interest. But she so clearly doesn't care that you find yourself quite warming to her. Not enough to give the remaining two episodes a go, obviously, but a warming nevertheless.
 

Orlando Bloom also recalled the terrifying moment when his parachute failed to open and Queen Elizabeth II saved him on the day she died.

 

The Hollywood star feared for his life when he had to pull the emergency toggle while free-falling at 120mph during a stunt for his new TV show. Recalling the terrifying moment, Orlando said: "I cannot believe this just happened to me on my seventh jump.

The near-death experience at Santa Ynez Airport in California happened just hours after the monarch's passing. He said: "That one was for the Queen and she totally saved me."

 

Edited July 16 by Nefertiti0

[truthteller]

the 1 star household

[Riverbank]

Not her spreading the panned fad virus to him

[HASHTAGPOW]

He has a beautiful ***** 

[VeniceBeach]

Do you ever feel like a punching bag 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[alexrex]

BOTH PANNED 

[Badger]

Couple goals 

[sunbathinganimal]

writer wants to be her so bad

 

[Spicy Pisces]

Another Rolex on its way to her A&R

[Khal]

The couple that flops together, stays together. The panned powercouple, when will Bennifer?

 

Oh wait, I forgot Gigli exists.

 

 

 

Edited July 16 by Khal

[RideOrDie]

daisy get behind me quick 

 

 

[sickofwaitingtables]

31 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

He has a beautiful ***** 

This is, honestly, the most important comment here. 

[Miracle Whip]

To be your loving and faithful wife in bombing and in panned, as long as we both shall flop.

[Migs]

Guess Katy really found her soulmate. He's as embarrassing as her.

[Apolonio ₃₄]

38 minutes ago, truthteller said:

the 1 star household

 

37 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

Not her spreading the panned fad virus to him

 

23 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

daisy get behind me quick 

 

 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

32 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

writer wants to be her so bad

 

no but literally. her obsession is insane 

[no_better]

33 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

writer wants to be her so bad

 

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[305]

Up next: Daisy Bloom makes her debut on Sesame Street and gets the show canceled 

[Broken]

46 minutes ago, Riverbank said:

Not her spreading the panned fad virus to him

BYE 

[Twilish]

36 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

writer wants to be her so bad

 

I mean 

 

[Bartender]

Birds of a feather we should stick together 

[Phaunzie]

So the reviewer waited until now to review a three-episode docu-series that has been out since April 18th. Seeing as how she gave Sausage Party Foodtopia 4 out of 5 stars, clearly someone else is bugging her. 

[Assassin]

They are just a hater.

 

[Sugar-Rush]

Not Orlando flopping too.  Katy has the reverse Midas touch.