Come one, come all…

 

It's happening again…

 

Welcome to the album survivor(s) for Taylor Swift's massive (in every sense of the word), record-breaking, generally acclaimed eleventh studio album The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology!
 

Each round you'll be tasked with saving and eliminating a set number of songs, with the songs that receive the most off votes being cut from the contest. This will continue until a winner is determined. Please pay close attention to the voting instructions of each round, because I will not be counting your vote if you submit incorrectly!! Nor can I be bothered to notify you to fix any mistakes you make! You're on your own, kids, you always have been.

RESULTS:

Spoiler

The Tortured Poets Department:

 GUILTY AS SIN?

 LOML

 BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

 

4. Down Bad

5. So Long London

6. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

7. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

8. Fortnight

9. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

10. Whose Afraid of Little Old Me?

11. Fresh Out The Slammer

12. Clara Bow

13. The Alchemy

14. Florida!!!

15. The Tortured Poets Department

16. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
 

The Anthology:

 THE PROPHECY

 THE BLACK DOG

 I HATE IT HERE

 

4. How Did It End?

5. So High School

6. imgonnagetyouback

7. I Look in People's Windows

8. The Bolter

9. The Albatross

10. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

11. Peter

12. The Manuscript

13. Cassandra

14. Thank You Aimee

15. Robin

 

Edited August 11, 20242 yr by Achilles.

ROUND ONE

 

 

1. Fortnight
2. The Tortured Poets Department
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
4. Down Bad
5. So Long London
6. But Daddy I Love Him
7. Fresh Out The Slammer
8. Florida!!!
9. Guilty As Sin?
10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
12. loml
13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
15. The Alchemy
16. Clara Bow
     

 

 

 

1. The Black Dog
2. imgonnagetyouback
3. The Albatross
4. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
5. How Did It End?
6. So High School
7. I Hate It Here
8. Thank You Aimee
9. I Look in People's Windows
10. The Prophecy
11. Cassandra
12. Peter
13. The Bolter
14. Robin
15. The Manuscript
     

 

DIRECTIONS

You can list your saves and offs either all together or seperated by album, but you must vote for the correct number per album in order for your ballot to count. For the sake of my sanity, please use the correct track titles. 
 

FOR THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

SAVE FOUR

OFF THREE

 

FOR THE ANTHOLOGY:

SAVE FOUR

OFF THREE

 

Two songs will be eliminated from each album. Voting closes at noon on Thursday.

Edited May 17, 20242 yr by Achilles.

1 minute ago, Diesel is Desire said:

 

Can't wait to vote out 80% of the standard version first 

 

I have foreseen these efforts to sabotage one album or the other and said not today swifties!

wow, 4 songs just for round 1 already  

I refuse

Just now, Achilles. said:

I have foreseen these efforts to sabotage one album or the other and said not today swifties!

I deleted my message as soon as you sent the Round 1 

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

Save: Guilty As Sin?
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

 

OFF: I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

Fortnight

Florida!!!

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

Save: How Did It End?

I Hate It Here

Peter

I Look In People's Windows

 

OFF: thanK you aIMee

Robin

Cassandra

 

SAVE

Fortnight

Guilty as Sin?

So Long, London

Clara Bow

 

OFF

The Tortured Poets Department

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
I Can Do It with a Broken Heart

 

SAVE

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

The Prophecy

How Did It End?

Cassandra

 

OFF

The Black Dog

Robin

thanK you aIMee

2 minutes ago, Diesel is Desire said:

I deleted my message as soon as you sent the Round 1 

But not swiftly enough! Call me Cassandra cause I see everything!

Oh I ******* HATE you for making me make any of these choices 

 

I've tried to be strategic with my saves for the more vulnerable tracks but this is BRUTAL 

 

Titty PD - 

Save:

• Fortnight
• My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
• Fresh Out The Slammer
• The Alchemy

Off:

• I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
• I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
• Clara Bow

 

The Opusology - 

Save:

• Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
• I Look In People's Windows
• Cassandra
• Peter

Off:

• imgonnagetyouback
• Thank You Aimee
• Robin

 

Edited May 17, 20242 yr by wastedpotential

8 minutes ago, Achilles. said:

Come one, come all…

 

It's happening again…

 

Is this a spoiler? 

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

Save:

Guilty as Sin?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

Fortnight

Florida!!!

 

Off:

loml

Clara Bow

The Alchemy

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

Save:

I Look in People's Windows

The Bolter

How Did It End?

The Albatross

 

Off:

Robin

Cassandra

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

1 minute ago, enchanted0 said:

Is this a spoiler? 

Of course. 
 

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

 

 

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

Save: But Daddy I Love Him

Guilty As Sin?
loml

Fresh out the slammer

 

OFF: I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

My Boy

The Alchemy

 

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

Save: How Did It End?

Chloe

Peter

The Bolter

 

OFF: thanK you aIMee

Robin

Cassandra

SAVE 
Fortnight

Down Bad

Fresh Out The Slammer

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

 

OFF

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me
I Can Do It with a Broken Heart

LOML

 

SAVE

The Bolter

The Albatross

How Did It End?

imgonnagetyouback

 

OFF

Chloe or +

Robin

thanK you aIMee

Edited May 17, 20242 yr by NoOneDiesFromLove
Sowwy, changed SLL for FOTS

#SaveTheBolter

 

#OFFBrokenFlop

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

Save:

"But Daddy I Love Him"

"Florida!!!"

WAOLOM

TSMWEL

 

Off:

"The Tortured Poets Department"

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"

"Fresh Out the Slammer"

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

Save:

The Black Dog

"How Did It End?"

"So High School"

"The Manuscript"

 

Off:

"Thank You Aimee"

"I Look in People's Windows"

"Robin"

This is fun cause it's the first one of these I participate in 

 

If you vote to off My Boy I will personally haunt your dreams btw

 

TTPD:

SAVE:

Guilty as Sin?

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Clara Bow

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me

OFF:

I Can Fix Him

The Tortured Poets Department

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived 

 

Anthology:

SAVE:

imgonnagetyouback

The Albatross

So High School

I Look in People's Windows

OFF:

Cassandra 

Robin

The Manuscript

 

SAVE

Down Bad

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

I Can Do It with a Broken Heart

 

OFF

The Tortured Poets Department

So Long, London
Florida!!!

 

SAVE

The Manuscript

imgonnagetyouback

The Black Dog

I Look In People's Windows

 

OFF

The Prophecy

Cassandra

I Hate It Here

SAVE

So Long, London

But Daddy I Love Him

Guilty as Sin?

Clara Bow

 

OFF

Fresh Out the Slammer

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

 

SAVE

The Black Dog

The Albatross

So High School

Peter

 

OFF

I Hate It Here

thanK you aIMee

The Prophecy

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

SAVE

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Florida!!!

Guilty as Sin?

Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?

 

OFF

The Tortured Poets Department

Fresh Out the Slammer

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

SAVE

The Black Dog

The Albatross 

The Prophecy 

The Bolter

 

OFF

thanK you aIMee

Cassandra

Robin 

SAVE:

-I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

-Fresh Out The Slammer

-Florida

 

OFF:

-Fortnight

-Guilty As Sin

-I Can Fix Him

 

SAVE:

-imgonnagetyouback

-The Black Dog

-I Hate It Here

-I Look In People's Windows

 

OFF:

-Thank You Aimee

-Chloe or Sam or Chloe or Marcus

-Robin

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

SAVE

Guilty as Sin?

The Alchemy

Down Bad

But Daddy I Love Him

 

OFF

Florida!!! (feat. Florence + the Machine)

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

The Tortured Poets Department

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

SAVE

How Did It End? 

I Look in People's Windows

The Black Dog

So High School

 

OFF

The Bolter

thanK you aIMee

Robin

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT:

 

Save 

But Daddy I love Him

The Smallest man who ever lived

The Alchemy

Clara Bow

 

OFF

I can Do it with a broken heart

My boy only breaks his favorite toys

Fresh Out the Slammer

 

THE ANTHOLOGY:

 

Save

Thank You Aimee

The Black Dog

The Prophecy

Cassandra

 

OFF

Robin

So High School

Im gonna get you back