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1 hour ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

:jonny6: Naevis, We Hate You 

 

@elevate at work in the bathroom mirror battling myself like this, and my co-worker walks in asking What is a Naevis

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Naevis we Hate You

*Aespa Savage Instrumental*

 

Navis stealing music

like Elvis did

I been Slaying Goats since 2006

Sheep In them Trenches, 

My coat's cheetah print

Shout out Raven Simone 

Cuz I'm fly and you know

I see the future *****

 

Artificial intelligence, 

At Tokyo dome

with broken light sticks

So Baby Don't Cry, 

Just wave your fist 

It's time to clock in

Got the Mosh Pit Sweatin' 

Who want the Smoke? 

Netizens in the 3rd Row

I'm 2nd Gen. 

So you know I'm Emo

And I'm a Savage…

 

Chorus: 

So, baby tonight

I'm blowing Wonbin

We taking the Metro

cuz by Bike's broken

The Subway is expensive 

Damn!? inflation

Walk with me,

and as i skip the tip  

 

Chatgtp, could never catchup 

Cuz I spit on Novices 

 

*Beat Change* 

*Naveis We Hate You*

 

Hook: 

 

We hate the way you talk 

We hate how much you cost

We hate to pay Microsoft 

We hate all you frauds

2x 

 

Verse 2; 

 

8 Miles Baby,

I'm a underground King

Since the 90's

I been dialing up for the ring

Naevis wants Beef, 

so I'm bringing the Veggies

Notice how we Dressing 

You been so outta Touch

We use to be magnetic 

Now your Vcha is rough

I miss your clutch 

So I named my dildo Korea

And it's sorta like a fork

When it goes north

Yeah, Now I got the ketchup

 I just Ate you up

 

*Hook*

We hate the way you talk 

We hate how much you cost

We hate to pay Microsoft 

We hate all you frauds

2x 

 

I'll smacked my computer 

worse then my truck's Trunk 

Too much data to delete

Like a NCT release week 

there's too much butt

Like a cigarette,

my manger keeps lit

Everytime they Drop

dispatch reboots it, 

paparazzi snap a pic, 

I take another puff,

unplug Kwangya Quick 

and then make Rizze Fanfic

I'll make suga look like decaf 

Drip, Drip, 

All black liquid

my uzi claps Cupid 

Twice strapped,

I got an iPad for Christmas 

My ex is pressed cuz I sold our anniversary gift for concert tickets

Blame Red Velvet,

I couldn't miss it

I get so nostalgic 

red flavor is so addictive 

So when I say can I please 

have a cheese wrapped in honey

and a Large Boba tea 

I really mean im a pro Baddie

With a All kill streak 

 

Sir this is a Wendy's? Nobody named Irene works at this facility. Wait let me check the receipts 
Damn, I hate Technology! 

 

Outro: 

Yo, 

She Put the fires in the bag 

And gave me an application 

Said A.I. is replacing Hag Managment

And you would make a great replacement 

I was holding up the line

And that's when I knew my time was over

I told her, Sorry I'm hungover

Stan Loona 

And Stream SuperNova

When your shift is over

 

*Girls Generation Galaxy Supernova Remix* 

 

 


 

Spoiler

 

I'm blowing Wonbin

 

 

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Edit:

 

Wait @Gorjesspazze9 :mandown:

 

https://jmp.sh/s/zSUMFUM34mi25hxXhbZw

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Britney Jean said:

Promotion period for fromis_9 over already.... back to the dungeon for them then, see you next year gurls :chick3:

Supersonic is amazing and Beat the Heat is one of the best b-sides of the year. Hybe is so annoying, they treat fromis worse than Enhypen :gaycat7:

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Selenasworld said:

They are too hot for the koreans they're probably afraid of them

The female Koreans are naturally suspicious of foreign girls while the male Koreans want less and less to do with Korean females.  Could be correlated.

 

:cm:

 

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외국 누나들 피지컬 보소 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

Posted
11 hours ago, youresotoxic said:

 

I'm shaking you guys, this is art

 

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AHHHHH :jonny:

 

 

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ahh here comes Seunghan's comeback livestream, we WILL be perched

 

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1 minute ago, Save-Me-Oprah said:


ahh here comes Seunghan's comeback livestream, we WILL be perched

 

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All the Twitter replies mentioning our missing king too, oh he's so loved

 

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Who's ready to talk about Chanyeol being SM's best rapper?

 

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6 minutes ago, JonginBey said:

Who's ready to talk about Chanyeol being SM's best rapper?

 

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the Mark Leesbians are gonna get you

 

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5 minutes ago, Save-Me-Oprah said:

the Mark Leesbians are gonna get you

 

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Love Markie Poo, but it's the truth. Chanyeol's versatility, flows, ability to emote, and his dynamics are superior.

 

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Like, hello. Chanyeol cleared!
 

 

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12 minutes ago, JonginBey said:

Love Markie Poo, but it's the truth. Chanyeol's versatility, flows, ability to emote, and his dynamics are superior.

 

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ugh now I've gotta go listen to Hand again

 

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17 minutes ago, Save-Me-Oprah said:

ugh now I've gotta go listen to Hand again

 

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ok so I just finished the Dream Academy doc and with all that footage it could've been the best reality show of all time???

 

HYBE made an... interesting choice not showing us this when the survival show started bc everything felt so lifeless without seeing the behind the scenes process, which was necessary to help us connect with the girls more pre-debut. and the way they didn't hold back, showing the girls dragging each other and the label:jonny:  if things were this ruthless in the US, I can't imagine how insane it must be in Korea (Actually, I can bc the 9Muses doc has showed that but still...)

 

 

honestly a 10/10 experience for any kfagguete interested in survival shows or music industry bts

 

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the way we get an unfiltered look into the mess that happens when a talentless visual keeps getting favored despite their lack of effort or commitment kfkdfj

 

oh Lara they could never make me hate you for being the baddest ***** in the world

 

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:gayorkcat2: I missed the ae-aespa girlies and black mamba ngl so it's nice we're going to see them again 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, hindsight said:

the way we get an unfiltered look into the mess that happens when a talentless visual keeps getting favored despite their lack of effort or commitment kfkdfj

 

oh Lara they could never make me hate you for being the baddest ***** in the world

 

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She's not untalented, her skills isn't just up to par with the rest of the girls and like her annoying solo stans is not helping her cause either 

 

 

Samara couldn've been the Black Girl in the group if it wasn't for her controversy :matty:

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Posted
26 minutes ago, hindsight said:

ok so I just finished the Dream Academy doc and with all that footage it could've been the best reality show of all time???

 

HYBE made an... interesting choice not showing us this when the survival show started bc everything felt so lifeless without seeing the behind the scenes process, which was necessary to help us connect with the girls more pre-debut. and the way they didn't hold back, showing the girls dragging each other and the label:jonny:  if things were this ruthless in the US, I can't imagine how insane it must be in Korea (Actually, I can bc the 9Muses doc has showed that but still...)

 

 

honestly a 10/10 experience for any kfagguete interested in survival shows or music industry bts

 

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I've only just started episode 1 yesterday, and haven't even finished that because of my time crunch, but I'm seated for the mess that's about to ensue

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this look with the hat and slightly blue hair...

 

people died, people died so hard

 

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aespa is about to have the all time record on melon and SOTY daesangs secured this year, stans  from certain groups are starting to use "spotify steams" to invalidate their achievements as being "local" but whose going to tell them :celestial5:

 

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Purple into gold...

 

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r/katseye - 240825 - KATSEYE Instagram Updates - “pretty in blue 💙@americaneagle”

 

:clap3:the visuals are eating doe

 

 

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2 hours ago, elevate said:

Supersonic is amazing and Beat the Heat is one of the best b-sides of the year. Hybe is so annoying, they treat fromis worse than Enhypen :gaycat7:

 

 

The song is already top 40 on Melon too. They should do 1 more week of promotion :gaycat6:

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if suzy was in kill bill

 

 

 

 

 

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