talent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Citrus said: The lack of black furtinture idk why this is making me crack up but i live some typos are better than the actual word
talent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 i ended up really liking my prom looks i hope yall live too
Citrus Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 4 - Entries Team Lola Lux Yentel Quote Welcome board members. Today we will be presenting you all with our plans for the New Facebook. We are looking to reach a huge market, mainly women ages 35-45. We feel that the features we offer as well as the huge increase in this market using the internet and social media we have a real gold mine on our hands! Firstly we our high lighting our already popular sharing feature. With data taken from the Google, we have gathered that women love sharing even the smallest things that occupy their daily lives. Not only that but with our simple "Add Comment" feature we know that these women will love sharing their opinions about everything that is shared! We all know how much women love sharing their unwanted opinions right! That's not all, but with Facebook new way of coding links, sharing websites, videos and articles has never been easier. These women loved sharing even the smallest finds! Here we have the main attraction that we know all our users will love - the messenger system! With Facebook's super convenient and amazing messenger service, communicating is quicker and easier then ever. Mom's will love the ease of access to communicate with the WHOLE neighborhood! If you don't believe us when we say mom's will love Facebook, then maybe Gwentyh Paltrow will convince you! . . . Hello, I am Academy Award Winning Actress and Creator of Goop Gwyneth Paltrow. I am a feminist, which means that I believe that all women of superior genetics were created equal. And I got to thinking, I can’t think of a single place that we can call our own and truly be ourselves. So like my great-great-great-grandfather and inspiration Christopher Colombus, I set out on a journey to find someplace where genetically superior women can truly feel special. And after a few Google Searches, I think I found it. Welcome to Facebook: A completely original and unique website that you can make all about you! Facebook is like the diary you had when you were little, the friends that you don’t have, the voice that will listen to you when your husband, kids, and **** of a mother-in-law don’t. Facebook is your way to share whatever you want with people that will appreciate it. It allows you to post status updates about whatever you like. From the rutabaga-aloe casserole you just made, to the vase you just bought at Lord & Taylor, to the sudden rainstorm that cancelled your husband’s plans of barbecuing your tofurky. And most importantly, to fully vent about the status of the world today without fear of getting doxxed by social justice warriors who think transsexuals are real women and women of color are our equals. Your right opinion is safe here. Because on Facebook, you choose your friends. Literally. And once you do, you can communicate with them by commenting passive aggressive compliments on everything they post. You can like each other statuses with an array of emotions: just be careful not to “lol” at someone’s passing! Unless it’s your overbearing mother in law of course. You can even sort your friends into lists, like “Mommy and Me Classes”, “PTA Board”, “Yoga World”, and “The Krazy Kale Klub”. Making lists is as simple as doing laundry. Separate your white and colors with just a click of a button! With these features, you’ll never have trouble finding that one colored mom in the neighborhood and let her know that Blu-I mean her daughter is getting to be a bit of a show-off. Because Facebook is about making friends from all walks of life, even the poor ones. As an acclaimed and revered Hollywood icon, I know that some things are easier to get across on camera. When you come across a moment where words just aren’t cutting it, just make a live video and stream to your friends. Show off your daily haul at Trader Joe’s, film your daughter as she slays her school musical in the role of “the pebble”, videotape your Mexican maid crying in the corner because you shouted at her for burning your Anne Klein suit that costs more than her and her entire family's worth, or be the best Ellen you can be and talk to your adoring friends. You can even film a bunch of moments and make a Story, which is a totally innovative idea that no other website or app has ever done before. Your whole life can become one huge movie. Watch your views soar by the tens! And if you ever need to talk to someone in private, whether it be about the mom who brought peanut brownies to the bake sale despite telling her of your child’s allergies or some gossip about your slimy illegal maid, you can use Messenger to talk to your friends one-on-one. Messenger is just like texting, only much cooler. With this extra layer of privacy, you are given the freedom to show your true and beautiful colors to only your closest of friends. Because each book has a few pages that should never be opened. But don’t just take my Oscar-Winning words for it, here are some testimonials from some very fabulous ladies: Mary Beth-Gayheart: I always knew I was superior to the other moms in my suburb, but Facebook lets me assert me and my family’s perfection in ways I couldn’t before. Every single one of my kid’s soccer games is streamed live for everyone can witness my NFL stars in the making. I get dozens of views! Posting statuses about my happy days is almost euphoric, and I can’t thank Facebook enough. Sue Ellen: PESBUK ALAWS MI TU PROMOT MAY BEKING BISNES. GETING TU SHER MAY PEYMUS GLUTENPRI, BIGAN RESIPIS MED ME SAMWAT PEYMUS ARAWND DA BLAK! AY MED SEBENTITU DALARS LAST MANT PROM KETERING EN AY KUDENT PIL MOR AKOMPLISD! BITWIN MI EN MAY HASBAN, WI HAB TU BILYON EN SEBENTITU DALARS IN DA BANK! LEDIS, OLWES DU YOR SHER! (Facebook allows me to promote my baking business. Getting to share my famous gluten-free, vegan recipes has made me somewhat famous around the block! I made $72 last month from catering and I couldn't feel more accomplished! Between me and my husband, we have $2,000,000,072 in the bank. Ladies, always do your share!) *woman runs in* Yoko Nyong'o! Give me back my camera! Bethanne Faye-Baker: Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. (Psalm 23:4) Facebook is everything you could ever need in a website. Even if it’s the first time your husband gives you permission to use the computer, Facebook is user friendly and beyond easy to use. Facebook is a website that is 100% original. There’s literally no other website like it. Facebook is made for you and all about you, the woman that deserves it all. With all the tools to be the best you you can be, Facebook is your way of showing the world that you’re you, and that’s not changing. Facebook: We're Living. We're Loving. We're Lynching Laughing. Lola Cabezas Quote My date would come straight from hell, literally, a demon from hell. In my prom anyways. I'd add these horns to the photo, but low key it'd make the image look weird with the styrofoam head. I never went to my own prom, but I always imagined my date would be that bad boy my dad wouldn't want me to go with, but I was rebellious little **** back then so I made a pact with the devil to send me the best bad boy from hell. Complete with his own studded spike jacket and cliche messy converse. I liked the red cardigan he's wearing and i'd layer it over the studded leather jacket. Nothing says rebel in high school more then a pair of ****ed up converse either. Me and him came to destroy this prom. I walk into prom looking pretty ****ed up, but like I said me and my date are from hell, so I'm the runway in my burned gown, looking a hot ass mess. Lipstick smudge look included, courtesy of Chanel, thank you. I really wanted to do a different take on a prom dress and wanted to go for this anti-prom, Carrie inspired after the fire look. I like the dead swollen make up with the dark eyeliner and dolly blush with the pig tails inspired from Harley Quinn. The original look I was going for was Harley and Joker go to prom, but it evolved from there and I came up with this date from hell look. I give a new definition to the term "hot mess" So with the demographic we were given our entire team basically had a similar idea, in that we should just over exaggerate and use middle aged white women as our presentation. I actually made Facebooks for seven different white women we'd be using and gave them personalities. Gladys also helped me with giving them some basic tropes. With this I began role playing as them to get the images we needed to show off the features. I put together the presentation of our highlighted features and made the banner , thought of the slogan and made a little app icon and symbol too. I really enjoyed working with this team because we bounced off ideas quick and easy and we were all on the same page without any arguments really. Gladys Lux Maure Quote For my runway this week, I wanted to re-imagine my own prom look, and what it would be like if I enjoyed prom. To be honest, having to draw myself turned out to be the hardest challenge this week. I have my natural, fluffy hair and my Armani glasses on. My suit is a wine red and is completely made of velvet. My own prom tux was black and red, but was ill-fitting since I was fat. I wanted a to make a suit that would be completely tailored to my body. With my crisp white-undershirt, red silk vest, cherry-red bowtie, and shiny leather tuxedo shoes, drawing this suit and imagining myself in it felt amazing. This is a heightened version of what I envision what my best look as a boy would be. I made myself a prince! For the prom dress look, I wanted to bring out the Latino in me and give it a sort of Puerto-Rican flair. My first thought was a mermaid dress a la Sofia Vergara, a very princessy look. I wanted to try to take the critiques from the last challenge and press myself more. I wanted to give myself a figure, and then I then I decided to make this dress with a wrap-around ruffle. It gives the dress an interesting shape overall is makes it have a lot of bounce and movement. At prom, not only do I want to look good, I want to dance, and I feel like this dress is perfect for both. Just like the tux, the dress is wine red, and the red color becomes even deeper as you go lower and lower. The dress is sequined all around, so it shimmers and shines in the light. I decided to make this a two piece, and make the top a black cherry color. It's form fitting towards my boobs, and the sheer on the top gives it a casual yet classy look, perfect for a girl at a highschool dance. My nails are long and gold, and my corsage is made of beautiful pastel colored flowers. My makeup matches my dress, pops of glossy and glittery red. My gold hoop earrings and my Drunk In Love inspired hair all give off the air of youth, and overall I feel I made a gorgeous dress worthy of a badass prom queen. I have two accessories today. First, I didn't want to get clocked for not having shoes! So I made myself this cute velvet stilettos with a solid-gold heel. I also made my prom crown. I was loosely inspired by Rihanna's Anti crown. The crown is a expensive looking gold, stoned and studded with gems and rubies. We put a lot of hard work into our presentation and runways this week, and had a ton of fun doing it! We really hope you like it, thank you for reading! Hello judges! This was a such a fun and creative challenge, but it was a difficult week for me because it was the first time I had no days off during the deadline and work really took a lot out of me. And so I'm very grateful for having such a great team with DripDrip an EJQL8. We had fantastic chemistry and worked really well together, and so the entire process wasn't stressful at all. We had so much fun! Our assignment was to market Facebook to the demographic of Women Ages 35-45. I was the one to initially start our group chat because I was nervous about my schedule for this week. The three of us got to talking, and we realized that we we're given a difficult task since our demographic was a large chunk of the current demographic of Facebook. So, we decided to go the direction of over-exaggeration and playing up why our audience would want or stay with Facebook. When we began throwing out ideas, we stuck with the idea to focus these typical suburban white-moms. Being in charge of the script for the commerical, my original write up was very cheesy and vapid to cater to our audience. Wh8re was the one to suggest we cater specifically to white women, who make up the majority of our demographic. She also was the one to suggest our spokeswoman Gwyneth Paltrow, and that we should double down and go very topical, specifically catering to the type of white ladies that would've voted for Trump. We threw out ideas and character archetypes for some white ladies, and Lola created fake Facebook profiles for each of them. Lola also created a lot of fake Facebook screenshots for our presentation. Wh8re helped to edit and add to my script for the commercial, and Lola wrote our presentation and created our final logo and slogan. We hope you enjoy! Wh%re Yentel Quote POR MAY MAN LUK, AY SHOWS TU WER A SHIR SHERT EN ANDERWER ANDERNIT TU SHO SAM SKIN BKOS MEN AR KREEYTED TU BI LAS ON BAY GELS EN PAGOTS. POR MAY TAP, AY SHOWS TU WER A KLASIK BLAK KOWT: SIMPOL, SEKSI, SOPISTIKEYTED. POR MAY BOTOM AY WER A BLAK SKERT TU SHO DA WERLD DAT JENDER IS A KONSTRAK EN PASHON IS YUNISEKSWAL. POR MAY PEYS AY DESAYDED TU YUS MAY NATYURAL HER EN PENT MAY PES AS BRUDING, MISTERIYOS, EN SAMWAN YU EKSPEK WIL REK YOR PEKPEK. POR PINISHING TATSES, AY WER RED BUTANIYER PR PAP OP KOLOR, AY SMOK SIGARET BKOS AYM A BADBOY, WER KRAWN KOZ AYM A WINER, EN WER A PAYN AS KOMBAT BUTS KOZ AY KAN. TU KONTINYU MAY TIM OP YUNISEKWALITI, AY DESAYDED DAT AS A WUMAN AY WER PANTS. AY SHOWS TU WER A SIMPOL BLAK BUSTIYER WIT MINI BLAK KOWT TU KOMPLIMENT MAY MAN LUK. AY OLSO WER MAY NATYURAL HER, EN STAYLD IT WETLUK. AY WER RED LIPS, SHUS EN KOLAR POR POP OP KOLOR. AY WER HEBI AYLAYNER TU MEK MAY BLU KONTAKS PAP TU. AY WER BLAK EN WAYT KORSAJ TU KOMPLIMENT MAY MAN LUK EN PAYNALI AY OLSO WER KRAWN KOZ AYM A WINER. ---- POR DA GRUP SHALENJ, AR GRUP IS AMEYSING! DA TRI OP AS JELD PERPEKLI. MAY MEYN KONTRIBUSHON POR DIS SHALENJ IS AY GEYB DA AYDIYA TU MEYK GWINET PALTRO AS AR SPOKPERSON. IT IS OLSO MAY AYDIYA TU MEYK DA KOMERSHAL HAB SAM OPCOLOR TOWN DAT IS PERPEK KARIKATYUR OP WAT AR DEMOGRAPIK IS! AY OLSO TRAY TU GIB SAM EDITORS NOWT EN MAY GRUPMEYT LAB IT. DIS WAS A WANDERPUL EKSPIRYENS EN AM HAPI DAT WI WORK WELL TUGEDER!
DripDrip Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wonderlust. said: I would like to replace Phresh and Faye with Noah and Stone @whoever's doing the draft dpsngpsd the shade
talent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 i love the fun pizza its one of my favourite internet pictures
clue Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Gladys Lux Maure serving more shoulder than her date. That's a man Maury!
Kelp Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Wow I love that 30-60 second commercial you guys made! But actually 4 minutes ago, Citrus said: I am a feminist, which means that I believe that all women of superior genetics were created equal. slkdaalskdfkaksdllgkas
Staryu Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Screaming @ Sue Ellen and her family banner and the Chanel mouth
Kelp Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 "Lipstick smudge look included, courtesy of Chanel, thank you. I really wanted to do a different take on a prom dress and wanted to go for this anti-prom, Carrie inspired after the fire look." Girl, you...
talent Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 im dead at their last names being hyphenated instead of Mary-Beth and Sue-Ellen
Fruity Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Clueless said: Gladys Lux Maure serving more shoulder than her date. That's a man Maury! Scrihming, and the blush! Kickstarter to get Gladys a painted by Fame episode
Buddy! Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Clueless said: Gladys Lux Maure serving more shoulder than her date. That's a man Maury! how sexist..........................
clue Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Buddy! said: how sexist..........................
Citrus Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 4 - Entries Team Stonahma Fence Quote In our very modern world, people are becoming more and more offended by the slightest and most simplest things. It seems to be a common trend among young people nowadays. In our idea, we decided to touch upon such interest in being offended by every. Little. Thing. Gals, yes, I welcome you to the new and improved DeviantArt: A Safe Space For All The current Deviantart logo and header are just much too edgy, dark, and quite honestly, sharp. The graphics right now look so pointy you could (TW) cut yourself! There is absolutely nothing safe about these graphics, and here at the Stonomah Firm, we understand that your delicate sensibilities come first. So, our new proposal is suited perfectly for your millenial sensibilities! This new logo has several new features: Safer, non-offensive colours! A logo with no edges! And to top it all off, a warm and welcoming grey circle! We even did a full redesign of the front page... here's what it will look like! The website is now just as inoffensively grey as the new logo, and edges have been removed! Now, please enjoy this complimentary commercial, courtesy of the Stonomah Firm! Stone Quote Giving you elegance, darling. Instead of a crown i'm holding a scepter which looks better anyway. To contrast the heavy amount of white, I decided to use plenty of reds to make my look stand out and have some bold elements without having the white just completely flush everything out. This outfit is really about being bold, from the coloring, to the unconventional prom dress, and to the big statement necklace. Come on, mawma. As for the male, well, he has a matching red suit to match with the sparks of red in mah girls look. Serving man candy ofc, I wouldn't step foot near anyone ugly (yes, that means you, PinkBox). And obviously the crown is a colorful Dolce and Gabanna piece with colors that match my scepter. Sunglasses to add a little douchey flare, and the white flower to counteract that strong, bold red suit. But ofc needed to use a rose to match my bouquet. As for the man challenge: Really no complaints, as I feel we worked really well together and ideas were flowing throughout the entire process. There were some little bumps in the road like any other team would have that consisted of gay males so whatever. As for what I contributed: Co-Wrote the commercial (wrote both mine and Talents parts), did my voiceover, helped come up with the concept of the whole SJW theme + helped create/push the thought process towards the theme we came up with. Thought of the idea of using Chanel (hehe sorry boo ily) for my part. Helped organize, and helped collect pictures and other links. Plus I wrote the intro. Melanoma Quote He and she are decked out in their finest feather regalia. I love both Stone and Noah, so I hope none of this comes across as combative, I just need to be heard out. The entire time we were working together, most/all of my ideas were shot down, or “told they would be included some how” and then completely ignored. I'm sure there was a reason, but it felt really awful to have my input trashed. I aired my concerns that our choice of direction did not really match with our demographic other than to call all millennials “SJWs” and mock them, and regardless of whether or not it was funny, it completely ignored that part of the assignment. I didn’t want to cause any unnecessary arguments or appear difficult, so I went along with the concept and made my contributions fit as best as I could. As for what I did, I wrote an endorsement and recorded it for our commercial, but I was told they didn’t like it and Noah said he cut it out and recorded a different one, giving me the option to record it instead. Here is my original recording/line for the endorsement. For the sake of options, I recorded a corny happy and emotional version of the new line as well. I also suggested/selected the happy thumbs up white girl stock images. Finally, I conceptualized and created the graphics/website redesign and wrote the explanation for it on my own. We worked well together otherwise, and I'd probably work with them again, but this time around was not the best. Noah Fence Quote The year is 2050 and some rich white kids are having their first prom in space! The prom king and queen have matching white hair. The prom king has on a futuristic electric blue coat, clear-framed glasses, a subtle lapel flower and classic black dress shoes. He walks with a deep purple bedazzled cane. The prom queen has a fierce purple beat and a huge, stunning galaxy-inspired dress. Her prom queen crown almost resembles thin twigs branching off from her head, and the look is completed with a Saturn necklace and sparkly black pumps. For my team's entry this week, I did the following... Helped organize the group, assigned jobs to different people Helped come up with the concept and some of the jokes featured outside of my section Wrote my portions of the script for the commercial Provided voice overs for the commercial Put together the video for the commercial Pieced together the final entry (my computer is slow af so this might sound tiny but like adding everything together and making it into some logical entry took like an hour and it was very unpleasant by the end I was grunting out loud)
Buddy! Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, talent said: there are so many red outfits i feel like a bull
Wondy Lust Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 I applaud the dedication to the accent but like, can you leave a translation on the other side
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