discussion Do straight men have dirty bums?

[smartalek22]

well were asses designed to take dick in the first place idgi rlly, uhmmm

sorry i think im just being existential

 

Edited September 11, 2023 by smartalek22

[magazine]

29 minutes ago, WERKER said:

So? Whats the answer!

I decided to keep myself quiet on this one

 

[May]

12 minutes ago, smartalek22 said:

well were asses designed to take dick in the first place idgi rlly, uhmmm

sorry i think im just being existential

 

this one was!  

[JustLikeHoney]

1 hour ago, May said:

ur right, i have many straight friends who have quite proudly said that they dont wash their asses in the shower  it's like they have a fear that a finger is gonna slip up there and they'll be gay

 

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

Girl no. 

I did not need to picture this in my head for the rest of the day. 

[LOTF]

I'd say it depends on the generation they're from. I feel like younger generations have assimilated a lot from queer aesthetics and customs so they'd be more willing to douche

[JustLikeHoney]

I squat in the shower to make sure my bum is as open as it can be to clean. 

 

And yes straight men have dirty bums. 

Edited September 11, 2023 by JustLikeHoney

[Hephaestus]

4 minutes ago, May said:

this one was!  

I thought yours was made to fart sis 

[shyboi]

Just now, JustLikeHoney said:

I squat in the shower to make sure my bum is as open as it can be to clean. 

 

you probably stank the whole bathroom sis 

[JustLikeHoney]

Just now, shyboi said:

 

you probably stank the whole bathroom sis 

No. I don't stick my whole hand inside. 

[shyboi]

Edited September 12, 2023 by shyboi

[GlamSlam]

Yes, but a lot of gays have dirty bums too. 

[Hi-res]

I can’t do butts—period  I just can’t get past the thought of **** coming out of there no matter how clean the person is. Plus the amount of horror stories I’ve heard from friends.

[GrandeVersace]

1 hour ago, May said:

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

Just nod and smile y'all.

 

 

[Daddy]

Not after I'm done with them 

[The Man Who]

I think it depends on the person as I’m sure a lot of straight men will wash their ass in the shower with soap etc but then there will be some that don’t as they’ll view it as ‘gay’ - which I’ve always seen as such a weird thing to say, because they’ll happily jerk off and I’m almost certain they’re not using salad tongs to do so. 

 

Any man who views things as ‘gay’ is certainly walking around with a hole that looks like it belongs in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but those who are secure in their sexuality are more likely to realise that washing your own body thoroughly isn’t some sort of gateway into turning your booty hole into a pork sword parking lot. 

[Before Today]

3 hours ago, May said:

ur right, i have many straight friends who have quite proudly said that they dont wash their asses in the shower  it's like they have a fear that a finger is gonna slip up there and they'll be gay

 

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

 Reading this at 2 am

[whitneyhoustonlegend]

Ew, u know... im on one of those hookup sites, and u have no idea how much piggy bears offers me not to shower for few days, they would properly "clean me"....

Its a fetish too....

 

Yick....

 

[harwee]

yes you can smell it when u blow them

 

tho im not sure if its the smelly straight feet which is equally gross smelling

[Kern]

5 hours ago, May said:

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

[Archetype]

This sounds like a horror story

[Kern]

Well, I made a mistake by reading through most of these posts. 

[Bussea]

girl idk

[_love_pop_girls_]

8 hours ago, May said:

 

 

some poop fell out  

???😭

[Keter]

8 hours ago, May said:

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

Jesus Christ on the cross 

[DamianSolo]

There's no way they're using wet wipes, so absolutely. And I have a feeling they don't thoroughly wipe as it is; there's no way they're digging in their booty to make sure it's clean.