discussion Bryan Johnson gets 🍆D rejuvenation therapy

[Darkgalord]

 

"Youth-obsessed tech tycoon Bryan Johnson touts ‘***** rejuvenation therapy’

Bryan Johnson, the 45-year-old tech bro known for his obsessive anti-aging regimen, revealed this week that he has “started ***** rejuvenation therapy” as part of a $2 million-per-year effort to reverse his biological clock.

Johnson, who refers to his elaborate biohacking campaign as “Project Blueprint,” said he will be receiving “focused shockwave therapy” three times per week to see if he notices improvements in his love life. The total of six treatments will “cost $1-2K,” he added"

Edited August 18, 2023 by Darkgalord

[Sparksfly88]

He looks like Edward scissor hands (Ali Express Version)

Edited August 18, 2023 by Sparksfly88

[mons†er]

.... white people with a boatload of money are weird. 

[CandleGuy]

Spent all that money and still looks every bit of 45 

[ScorpiosGroove]

all this time, money and effort just to look like christine & the queens but with botox 

[Headlock]

2 minutes ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

all this time, money and effort just to look like christine & the queens but with botox 

[Headlock]

Wait what the hell he used to look like this:

 

He needs to embrace his daddy-ness and stop fighting the sands of time, it’s inevitable.

[ScorpiosGroove]

4 minutes ago, Headlock said:

like 

[Smarticle]

6 minutes ago, Headlock said:

Wait what the hell he used to look like this:

 

He needs to embrace his daddy-ness and stop fighting the sands of time, it’s inevitable.

Omg he looked way better here

[Darkgalord]

6 minutes ago, Headlock said:

Wait what the hell he used to look like this:

 

He needs to embrace his daddy-ness and stop fighting the sands of time, it’s inevitable.

What? He looked so much better here. 

[ChrisTheLoner]

8 minutes ago, Headlock said:

Wait what the hell he used to look like this:

 

He needs to embrace his daddy-ness and stop fighting the sands of time, it’s inevitable.

Wtf he looked way better here 

 

ot: All that money and he looks worse 

[stjosephprey4us]

The-

[visions]

What’s the obsession with youth still?

 

Daddies are so much hotter..

[SweetTalker]

33 minutes ago, CandleGuy said:

Spent all that money and still looks every bit of 45 

Was just about to say this  

[WEEKND]

raw African Shea butter would do a lot more for you than Botox 

 

Oh well his money. 

[Distantconstellation]

13 minutes ago, WEEKND said:

raw African Shea butter would do a lot more for you than Botox 

 

Oh well his money. 

Raw African Shea butter would do nothing. 

 

He's gotten too much botox tho and now looks old and aged 

[Anthropocene]

He's kinda hot in an androgynous way. I would like to see it! 

[50thStateofMind]

the way thereʻs NO food in that fridge except peanut butter 

[Yog]

2 hours ago, Darkgalord said:

Ok whatever where can I find his green top?

Edited August 18, 2023 by Yog

[Onyxmage]

He’s given Tilda Swinton but in a bad way. 

Edited August 18, 2023 by Onyxmage

[Tusk]

I still see crow’s feet. 
 

[Tropez]

He looks his age. There’s nothing wrong with looking your age. He cannot beat time, just embrace it and let it be. 

[playboi]

He very much looks his age the treatments are not working mama

[KBax]

He looks gross now... like sir it's not working you looked better before. Looks like it aged him more

[mystery]

He would look much better if he just didn't do anything major and focused on proper skincare & diet.