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how could Sam Smith be an ATRL darling?


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what would it take... Sam is giving us the bops... Unholy, How do you Sleep, Promises, etc.

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2 minutes ago, tili33 said:

Sam is giving us the bops

Who said that?

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Are the bops in the room with us.

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Surely forum homos opinions are keeping Sam up at night 

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I have an answer to that but I'm too scared to share it 

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Not be fat probably 

 

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Honestly? Probably stop using "they/them" pronouns, dress in more modest clothing, and lose weight. 

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Getting a six pack 

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a lot of them hate current Sam because it feels like they’re looking in a mirror 

 

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11 minutes ago, magazine said:

Who said that?

stop playing, the songs are good...

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Lose a lot of weight, put on muscle and be masc/straight acting 

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16 minutes ago, Life Savers said:

Are the bops in the room with us.

Well, yes!

 

 

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He’ll have to be completely masc4masc.

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10 minutes ago, SapphireSky said:

Loose weight 

*Lose

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1 minute ago, Big Bad Wolf said:

*Lose

Oops lol 

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I don't know if there's anything for Sam to do to be a ATRL darling and who cares im sure they aren't staying awake at night over what some people on some forum think

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these threads are so stupid to me as if it isn't obvious half the grief he gets is because he's fat

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1. Be a cis-woman who is insanely gorgeous by Eurocentric-beauty standards. 

2. Release nothing but bops, but nothing too "avant-garde" like something A.G. Cook/SOPHIE (RIP) would cook up. 

3. Have her climbing the charts, sexuality doesn't matter but it'd be "hotter" if Sam had an alleged lesbian hookup with another pretty cis-woman. 

 

I wish I was joking, but this is the only way Sam Smith would gain any respect in this forum. 

 

Look, I wasn't crazy about the tracks I heard on Gloria, and Sam Smith has an incredible voice, but why point out their weight over and over and over? It's not even me being a woke point, it's like... what does it matter to you? Are you sleeping with Sam? Is someone holding you gunpoint to make these threads? 

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Ozempic.

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He will have to lose weight, get some muscle, and change his style. It’s the only way for gays to like him. 

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Just turn straight 

ATRLers bend over for the most basic straight (white) men

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If he goes to the gym and gets lean-fit and his music turn to a Latch vibe and he starts to tone down his messy moments.
Im totally sure that would make ATRLERS stan him :gaycat3:

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i don’t think Sam cares what a bunch broke mean spirited jealous self hating insecure unsuccessful catty transphobic homosexuals think or want to be their “darling”. Sam isn’t the issue x

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What bops?

 

 

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