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Why do men slap each others butts?


Why do straight men slap each others butts?  

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  1. 1. Why?

    • to spark adrenaline
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    • to cop a feel
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Posted (edited)

"animal instincts" :psyduck: "harmless" :psyduck: "dominance" :psyduck:

 

so me wanting to eat man ass 24/7 is just my animal instincts IKTR

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14 minutes ago, WeFoundTrouble said:

Well to them it isn’t homosexual behavior, if anything it’s almost like a very very minor way of asserting dominance over another man. The butt is a “private/vulnerable” area that most generically straight men -wouldn’t- want to have “violated” in any sort of sexual way. By overstepping that unspoken boundary, the ass slapper sort of asserts dominance over the person getting the smack. He’s saying he doesn’t care about respecting you, he’s going to do whatever he wants to whoever he wants because he can get away with it.

 

 testosterone is a hell of a chemical 

yeah naturally as an ass connoisseur myself I've never actually slapped anyone's so this lil phenomenon has left me puzzled 

 

but I am not a straight man so I guess I'll never understand the "dominance" aspect etc just seems like a way to cop feels without being labeled 

 

and facts testosterone goes craaaazy

 

 

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8 minutes ago, ImsoLOUD said:

"animal instincts" :psyduck: "harmless" :psyduck: "dominance" :psyduck:

 

so me wanting to eat man ass 24/7 is just my animal instincts IKTR

no, you're just jealous

 

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Just now, magazine said:

no, you're just jealous

 

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Oh I am!

 

Imagine being able to feel on fat cheeks all the time and all you have to do is say "no homo" and no one bats an eye

 

I'm not too jealous tho I want to do more than just slap dem cheeks :eddie:

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Posted

straight men crave that kind of intimacy and closeness but they can only achieve it thru violence 

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Posted (edited)

They're all secretly attracted to other men and want to **** each other, as I'm sure that's where this is headed.

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In sports I think its a form of motivation, its a meaty body part so it doesn't hurt as much and safeer. I do see some doing it on the back of the head :redface:

 

I am more worried about a gay doing it for that same reason and probably getting slapped back in the face.

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38 minutes ago, harwee said:

In sports I think its a form of motivation, its a meaty body part so it doesn't hurt as much and safeer. I do see some doing it on the back of the head :redface:

 

I am more worried about a gay doing it for that same reason and probably getting slapped back in the face.

right but if it's all just animal instincts then there should be no problem

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whats going on in here

 

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It is a bond thing, not a grab or feel up, my classmates would do that, especially if the guy had meat on the back and it was perceived as something normal, no one raised an eyebrow.

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There's nothing straight men love more than... other straight men. It's v weird but it's just... how they are.

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I had a co-worker who would always go around grabbing guys asses, idk why but I never complained, he was hot and I enjoyed it :gaycat2:

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Repressed homosexual urges which exist in all straight men

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On 6/1/2023 at 5:16 PM, WeFoundTrouble said:

Well to them it isn’t homosexual behavior, if anything it’s almost like a very very minor way of asserting dominance over another man. The butt is a “private/vulnerable” area that most generically straight men -wouldn’t- want to have “violated” in any sort of sexual way. By overstepping that unspoken boundary, the ass slapper sort of asserts dominance over the person getting the smack. He’s saying he doesn’t care about respecting you, he’s going to do whatever he wants to whoever he wants because he can get away with it.

 

 testosterone is a hell of a chemical 

:hoetenks:

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Why not? 

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Posted
20 hours ago, Vrx. said:

Why not? 

Maybe you’re on to something 🤔

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Cause they're bored. But ngl it looks pretty hot though :bird:

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22 minutes ago, ImsoLOUD said:

Maybe you’re on to something 🤔

Ask yourself why don’t you also men’s butts 

Posted (edited)
40 minutes ago, Vrx. said:

Ask yourself why don’t you also men’s butts 


I literally eat ass 

 

I’m not a straight man tho 

 

which is why I wanted to know why a straight man would be interested in the same body parts on a man as me 

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9 minutes ago, ImsoLOUD said:


I literally eat ass 

 

I’m not straight a man tho 

 

which is why I wanted to know why a straight man would be interested in the same body parts on a man as me 

Who doesn’t like to smack a nice ass 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vrx. said:

Who doesn’t like to smack a nice ass 

I know that’s right 

 

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6 minutes ago, ImsoLOUD said:

I know that’s right 

 

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It’s just affirmation of a great job :)

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