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Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson might be biological brothers

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Yuck

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager. Oh yes. his abs, voice, bulge, feet. And Jesus, don't even start with me. dont you start. I was going through PUBERTY, ok? I didn't hurt no one. it was just me myself and I. you may not have had urges, but your apostles did at the same age. you know it, you created us. so dont sit there and judge me on your heavenly throne. Ok Jesus? ok. love you

4 minutes ago, Pikachoo said:

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager. Oh yes. his abs, voice, bulge, feet. And Jesus, don't even start with me. dont you start. I was going through PUBERTY, ok? I didn't hurt no one. it was just me myself and I. you may not have had urges, but your apostles did at the same age. you know it, you created us. so dont sit there and judge me on your heavenly throne. Ok Jesus? ok. love you

Mother Theresa at the foot of the Cross during the the Crucifixion. Blessed be.

This video instantly came to my mind when I read the title lol.

 

 

I mean, I kinda see it :deadbanana:

 

3 hours ago, Pikachoo said:

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager. Oh yes. his abs, voice, bulge, feet. And Jesus, don't even start with me. dont you start. I was going through PUBERTY, ok? I didn't hurt no one. it was just me myself and I. you may not have had urges, but your apostles did at the same age. you know it, you created us. so dont sit there and judge me on your heavenly throne. Ok Jesus? ok. love you

Speak your truth! :clap3:

3 hours ago, Pikachoo said:

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager

This made me lol for real

4 hours ago, Pikachoo said:

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager. Oh yes. his abs, voice, bulge, feet. And Jesus, don't even start with me. dont you start. I was going through PUBERTY, ok? I didn't hurt no one. it was just me myself and I. you may not have had urges, but your apostles did at the same age. you know it, you created us. so dont sit there and judge me on your heavenly throne. Ok Jesus? ok. love you

waiT :jonny5:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHjy7eMwrp/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c809583e-c507-49d1-a4e3-6e19ed7fe99e

 

So Matthew's momma is a hoe. 

 

We’re still shipping it :sorry:

1 hour ago, Attitude said:

So Matthew's momma is a hoe. 

 

https://i.imgur.com/17HSMdI.gif

2 hours ago, Katamari said:

We’re still shipping it :sorry:

Perhaps more so :mandown:

7 hours ago, Pikachoo said:

Matthew Mcconauguhey (i dont how to spell his name I DONT CARE) was one of my sexual awakenings when I was a teenager. Oh yes. his abs, voice, bulge, feet. And Jesus, don't even start with me. dont you start. I was going through PUBERTY, ok? I didn't hurt no one. it was just me myself and I. you may not have had urges, but your apostles did at the same age. you know it, you created us. so dont sit there and judge me on your heavenly throne. Ok Jesus? ok. love you

:biblionny:

the nose says it all

2 hours ago, Pop Life said:

Perhaps more so :mandown:

Period :clap:

5 hours ago, Attitude said:

So Matthew's momma is a hoe. 

 

:deadbanana4:

I mean...is anyone surprised?

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