Unintentionally funny lyrics?

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I love Demi's song "In Case" because it's heartbreaking and beautiful but this one line makes me scream every ****ing time :skull:

Food you saved for later
In my refrigerator

 

 

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Lana Del Rey - Burning Desire

 

You ask me where I've been?
I've been everywhere

 

I used to laugh at it because it reminded me of a horrible joke I was told by my friend who also knew about this song. 

Spoiler

Where did Mary go during the bombing?
Everywhere

 

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3 minutes ago, Illuminati said:

Lana Del Rey - Burning Desire

 

You ask me where I've been?
I've been everywhere

 

I used to laugh at it because it reminded me of a horrible joke I was told by my friend who also knew about this song. 

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?
Everywhere

 

:ahh::ahh:

 

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

 

Won't wash my hair then make em bounce like a basket ball

 

 

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2:48

Nah you don't want no drama boy

I'll eat a n*gga ass like an Almond Joy

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Plastic bag takes the cake. 

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mom's spaghetti.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag.

like a wasted zombie.

my puzzy taste like pepsi cola.

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"You buy me orange juice." — Lorde

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So there is a song from Taylor's debut called Stay Beautiful

 

The melody stops in this line :

He smiles, it's like the radio

 

Then we wonder how could a smile be like a radio?

One fan asked Taylor in meet and greet, and actually it continues in the next lines

 

He smiles, it's like the radio


Whispers songs into my window
In words that nobody knows

 

We thought that next lines were about other situation already

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2 minutes ago, Superiore said:

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

 

Won't wash my hair then make em bounce like a basket ball

 

 

This one immediately makes me cackle. :ahh: 

 

Also this:

 

I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kinda hot
But, I ain't sweatin' you
Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables
 

 

 

 

 

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I feel good, I walk alone but then I trip over myself and I fall. I, I stand up, and then I'm okay. 

 

:rip: 

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Got me kind of hot, but I ain't sweating you
Steaming like a pot full of vegetables

 

:deadbanana:

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Chillin' with a hair tie,
No makeup, with some sweatpants on
You know I can always be that guy
You can think about me all night long

But I think you need something to think of me
Something that will keep you warm
And show you we can be more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss

Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...

When you go to sleep at night,
When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls
See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it

Said this may be the start of something new
Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do...
...is more than just this
So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss

Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my

And you can wear my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold
So you can wear my...

So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends
We'll be together 'til the end
Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my

...sweatshirt
'Cause you're the only one I hold
And I don't want you to be cold
So, baby, wear my...

 

 

 

A cringefest:rip:

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"Judas, kiss me if offenced,
Or wear an ear condom next time"

 

Wtf is an ear condom? lol

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1 minute ago, Hakunt said:

I feel good, I walk alone but then I trip over myself and I fall. I, I stand up, and then I'm okay. 

 

:rip: 

This. The song is catchy and everything, but those lyrics are just :skull: 

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I don't wanna shower even if I stink

Cause I don't wanna wash you off my skin 

 

:lmao: 

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I'm not sure at all what Bridgit was thinking when she wrote Hurricane. It might have been intended to be funny, I have no clue... "I'm flopping on my bed like a flying squirrel"

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the title alone :eddie:

 

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Love it when you call me legs
In the morning buy me eggs

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Love it when you call me legs

In the Morning buy me ehgs

 

-Boys Boys Boys, Gaga

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22 minutes ago, Gastrodonatella said:

I love Demi's song "In Case" because it's heartbreaking and beautiful but this one line makes me scream every ****ing time :skull:

Food you saved for later
In my refrigerator

 

 

Nnn. Same. It kills the sad vibe of the song. I'm about to emote and all of the sudden she sings the refrigerator verse. :skull:

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Starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office

 

:biblio:

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6 minutes ago, Jacobdaniel said:

"You buy me orange juice." — Lorde

That's supposed to symbolize the simplicity in their relationship and her enjoying the little things. 

2 minutes ago, Antinemesis said:

I'm not sure at all what Bridgit was thinking when she wrote Hurricane. It might have been intended to be funny, I have no clue... "I'm flopping on my bed like a flying squirrel"

:rofl:

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