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Ed is “the tofu of Pop”

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Ed Sheeran’s Collaborations ProjectProves He Is the Tofu of Pop Music

On his new album, the malleable megastar fits right in with everyone, relying on rappers and duet partners to provide all the flavor.

 

Slate Magazine

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I disagree, I don't think he fits right in with everyone. He sounds so out of place in rap/urban songs. He's more like the... mac and cheese of pop because that's a one-trick pony recipe.

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I mean that's what pop singers should do.

 

Ed does have his own personal style tho, his acoustic guitar songs is what he shines in

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If you compare this trash bin artists with literally anything is unfair with what is compared to him.

 

Don’t you ever call my delicious tofu with this piece of dead meat :angry:

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6 minutes ago, Phantom said:

So basically a flavorless slab of protein? Fitting. 

I wouldn't say he was flavourless, when you take into account the taste of sweat, mustiness, piss and faeces. Mmmm.

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5 minutes ago, KillingYourCareer said:

I disagree, I don't think he fits right in with everyone. He sounds so out of place in rap/urban songs. He's more like the... mac and cheese of pop because that's a one-trick pony recipe.

You think theres only one mac & cheese? Oh sweetie, there’s an entire world you’re not aware of.

Besides mac & cheese is delicious. Tofu, not so much.

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1 minute ago, retromaury said:

Tofu can taste good if you season it right.

And this is exactly what the OP says. The guests bring the flavor

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1 minute ago, Blue Rose said:

You think theres only one mac & cheese? Oh sweetie, there’s an entire world you’re not aware of.

Besides mac & cheese is delicious. Tofu, not so much.

Mac and cheese smells like feet, which is what Ed probably smells like too. Tofu is inoffensive, an adjective that isn't suitable for Edward.

 

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3 minutes ago, Blue Rose said:

The feet you smell is not from the mac & cheese but from your backyard 

 

https://atrl.net/forums/topic/245500-rome-is-covered-in-trash/

 

Excuse me? I live in the North of Italy where we don't have garbage problems! :sorry:

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A rotten tofu that is. He's been serving **** tofu since Divide. The last one he actually served good tofu was X and that was already having a problem with the mixture.

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