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AvrilLaQueen
2 hours ago, Magickarp said:

 

omg the OG RTers :jonny5:who tf are the rest of these people Magickarp

anyway just came to update that i finally lost my virginity, and its honestly the most "karp'd" experience Magickarp

no one climaxed Magickarp and now i have an STD despite using a condom Magickarp also my thing got shat on Magickarp 

 

 

Chile, what type of STD did you caught?

 

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Wonderlust
9 hours ago, Magickarp said:

 

omg the OG RTers :jonny5:who tf are the rest of these people Magickarp

anyway just came to update that i finally lost my virginity, and its honestly the most "karp'd" experience Magickarp

no one climaxed Magickarp and now i have an STD despite using a condom Magickarp also my thing got shat on Magickarp 

 

 

 

 why you doin anal on yo girl tho? Magickarp 

 

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LoKoPaNdA
13 hours ago, Magickarp said:

 

omg the OG RTers :jonny5:who tf are the rest of these people Magickarp

anyway just came to update that i finally lost my virginity, and its honestly the most "karp'd" experience Magickarp

no one climaxed Magickarp and now i have an STD despite using a condom Magickarp also my thing got shat on Magickarp 

 

 

jhbjbj that's so unlucky wtf :deadbanana: I'm otherwise proud of you, my dear fish friend. Regardless of anything your first time was going to be awkward. There is literally no way to lose your virginity w/o awkwardness. And whoa at you being the top Magickarp

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HotFriedChicken

I need to find a gloryhole in my city

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Yvess
31 minutes ago, HotFriedChicken said:

I need to find a gloryhole in my city

same here... :(

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Magickarp

Balanitis Magickarp

 

 

he was also in his 50s Magickarp i'm a ****ing slut, but at least he had abs Magickarp i remember when i used to judge @LoKoPaNdA for his hook ups, but i guess i'm boo boo the STD clown now huh Magickarp

I only topped cuz it was SO PAINFUL bottoming Magickarp 

 

 

Anyways i've decided i'm going back to being a virgin Magickarp

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Wonderlust
Just now, Magickarp said:

Balanitis Magickarp

 

he was also in his 50sMagickarp  i'm a ****ing slut, but at least he had abs 

 

I only topped cuz it was SO PAINFUL bottoming Magickarp 

 

Anyways i've decided i'm going back to being a virgin Magickarp

bAllahitis doing gods workMagickarp

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Burqa

i thought my crush didn't even know my name but today I ran into him by the river and I made sure he noticed me... (i didn't even talk to him though, just passed by his side a few times and stood by him for a few minutes with a friend - and it succeeded because he stared at me a few times)... now I'm stalking his best friend's instagram stories from a fake account and I find that she literally filmed me... what is this supposed to mean :skull:

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glow

i hope i get approved for insurance because i haven't gone to the doctor in almost 3 years :rip: i'm mostly concerned about my vision because i cannot see for ****. i have a really hard time more often, i'm glad i don't have to drive as often anymore. i'm really nervous about going because i know i'm gonna be embarrassed when i can't read the eye chart after a few lines :emofish:

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its_britney_bitch

WHY do people still like superhero movies? My friend dragged me to Aquaman a while ago and I surprisingly enjoyed it, so I thought I'd try Captain Marvel, and I just... it's EXACTLY what I imagined it would be, 5 minutes of story and the rest is just fights, explosions, punches, one-liners... is that it? I literally fell asleep it was SO boring why are these movies so popular :rip:

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AvrilLaQueen
On 3/15/2019 at 7:11 AM, Magickarp said:

Balanitis Magickarp

 

 

he was also in his 50s Magickarp i'm a ****ing slut, but at least he had abs Magickarp i remember when i used to judge @LoKoPaNdA for his hook ups, but i guess i'm boo boo the STD clown now huh Magickarp

I only topped cuz it was SO PAINFUL bottoming Magickarp 

 

 

Anyways i've decided i'm going back to being a virgin Magickarp

is there a cure for that or will it go away with time?

 

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Messiah St. West

Saw a really cute guy today at the studio but I was too shy to say hi to him. I hope I will see him again.

 

And also that cute Middle-Eastern looking guy at the Tube station today, shout out to him.

 

 

Idk why but there are times where I wish I wasn’t tall. I feel like it hinders an opportunity for me to get approached and or for someone to chat me up.

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Gabriel Florin

being LGBT, feminist, vegan, SJW and tumblr user AT THE SAME TIME should be illegal

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glow

i wonder what my professors think when i'm scrambling to turn in all my coursework/discussions/practice exams on sunday before it's due at midnight :rip: doubt i'm the only one who does it but i've been telling myself since the semester started 6 weeks ago i wouldn't let my week of work pile up yet here i am again :deadbanana2:

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Wonderlust

tfw the only way to get rid of my hemorrhoids is either injections or bands

 

both of which the doc would HURT, TRAGIC

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