[Bert.]

Originally posted by Midnight

I would die if I ever saw someone walking around with this bag.

It's the order cover, tho. People (accept for the extremely cynical ones) would think it was a joke.

I'd call the police

[Midnight]

Originally posted by Bert.

I'd call the police

Not before that gun, bomb, and very large knife come for you, sis.

But seriously, this is some **** I'd expect to see in a Scary Movie film.

I'd honestly laugh and then get worried if I saw it in real life.

[La Cobra Mafia]

Ugh, I need Cake or Kitty to satisfy my Doggy.

[JustAHolyFool]

Dieting sucks.

[BPD]

Such is life... Im a bit sad ngl

[MiMiLamb]

Originally posted by JustAHolyFool

Dieting sucks.

Gorl right. And you gotta work out too

[JustAHolyFool]

Originally posted by MiMiLamb

Gorl right. And you gotta work out too

My abs hurt when I sneeze.

And of course all I wanna do is pig out.

[jprsardeto]

I just watched a movie called "Splice". I have no words...

[Kharma]

I want the 4 hot straight guys at my college to bukkake me. They are soooo freakin' hot. I need ****.

[Jay Park]

[Reza]

Usher is so ****ing hot now! How did this happen?

[iHooker]

[Haven17]

Originally posted by Hollywood

[Sunderland 4ever]

Great Premier League finale round.

[Chemist]

Originally posted by Last Boy on Earth

Being in a relationship is so hard at times

Why?

[MiMiLAMb!]

I'm A Little Nervous About Leaving Home In August , Graduation Is In A Couple Of Weeks & I'm Going To University Of North Carolina. I Can't Wait To Experience What College Is Like.

[iamvladd]

Who's ready for the BET Awards?

[Kharma]

^^^Who's ready for Billboard Awards?!

[Chickenchiki]

I still can't believe you're gone. I will never forget you.

[Chrome]