[Vulps]

Hi fellow Avril Rangers.

Something has been working in my mind for over a day now, and as I continue to struggle to come to terms with what I believe to know, I turn to you all for help. As we all know, it is a popularly believed*** that Canadian pop singer Avril Lavigne took her own life in 2003 shortly after her parents divorce and was replaced by a doppelganger who left several clues about the death of the original Avril Lavigne in the lyrics of her follow-up album:

Originally posted by Nobody's Home

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

Originally posted by Together

Reality overcomes me
I'm living a lie

Originally posted by How Does It Feel

How does it feel, to be different from me?
Are we the same?
How does it feel?

Many fans accepted that Avr1l was gone after New Avril released her magnum opus The Best Damn Thing - but then again, it wasn't like they had a choice. But I think that after nearly a decade of being lied to I have uncovered a shocking new secret.

Avr1l is still alive.

As we all know by now, New Avril was recently diagnosed with Lyme disease, which is a terrible illness that she said had her immobile in bed for nearly 6 months. However, at the start of February, what we believed to be New Avril was spotted buying cheese. New Avril stated that she first realized she was ill on her birthday - at the end of September.

So what was she doing strolling through a supermarket when according to our timeline she should have been at home?

A sharp ATRLer noted another confusing point:

Originally posted by Keinware

She was not buying cheese, she cut out dairy ~

And yet here we have it, picture proof:



Notice the dark outfit and the cap to shield her face. And even stranger, the sudden disappearance of the tattoos on her right hand - which should be visible despite the long sleeved hoodie:



So could it be? Is the original Avril Lavigne still alive and well? And if so, why did she construct such an elaborate lie to deceive her fans? Was it because we didn't take Complicated to number one? The Grammy losses to Norah Jones?? Or did her record label have a part to play in this?

My heart is filled with fear ATRLers - how little do we really know? And does New Avril know about this...and has she done something about it?

[collin]

... her sleeve is definitely rolled up too far to see her tattoos.

This whole conspiracy is

[greeneyedsoul]

omg the exposée

[-mUsIcLoVeR-]

Still one of the most entertaining things really

[Buffy]

The old Avril showed up in Here's To Never Growing Up. She obviously supports New Avril. You should too.

Also, she was clearly buying cheese to promote "Fly". She's overcoming her fear of dairy. The chanteuse is such an inspiration.

[Vulps]

Originally posted by collin

... her sleeve is definitely rolled up too far to see her tattoos.

This whole conspiracy is

The tattoos she doesn't have?

[Theus]

[RihannaRTT]

[Changes]

This is creepy.

[PhoebeBuffay]

I was laughing so hard during the cheese thing

Genius

but though theres a website that believes Avril is dead, they actually asked her about it when she came to Brazil last year.

[caleb.]

Let Go/Real Avril needs to come back!

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by collin

... her sleeve is definitely rolled up too far to see her tattoos.

This whole conspiracy is

ikr.

Still creepy, though.

[Lippy]

just because she was ill doesn't mean she stayed in her house for an eternity. She needed to move those muscles a bit so she went to the shop for some cheese

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by PhoebeBuffay

I was laughing so hard during the cheese thing

Genius

but though theres a website that believes Avril is dead, they actually asked her about it when she came to Brazil last year.

omg what did she say

[Kamil24]

[Vulps]

Originally posted by Lippy

just because she was ill doesn't mean she stayed in her house for an eternity. She needed to move those muscles a bit so she went to the shop for some cheese

Cheese that she doesn't eat?

[SorryI'mLuke]

[Inner Insanity]

This is just embarrassing.