damn I checked your tumblr and holy jesus mother ****er mouse mini donald duck what kind of slayage are you?
Which greece godness brought you to this world?
I'm in a hotel in London. There's 2 D!ke stans playing back the Truth About D!ke tour videos. Some old dike with pink streaks in her hair (she was AUSTRALIAN) comes over and stans out with them- telling the dikes how she's going again tonight. I mean I'm just sat over here having my breakfast, and suddenly the horrid caterwauling of So What starts blaring through a phone. A stereotypical mess. All her stans are dikes, Australians, and Australian dikes.