I was dancing with this girl and all of a sudden she stuck her hand in my pants and started to finger my asshole. Then she tasted it and walked away. It was the most awkward thing with my friends there too.
Dear X17, I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part, I'm sorry I got a lil carried away with my role!
stanning for the Legendary Humble Pop Princess soon to be Queen of Pop -Britney Spears
the eighth top-selling female artist in the United States, with 34 million certified albums, 50th best selling artist and also the youngest over 100 million records sold worldwide, 2 diamond albums, Grammy Winner, 2002 Forbes Magazine's world's most powerful celebrity, Yahoo!'s most popular search term for seven non consecutive years, youngest celebrity in Hollywood Walk of Fame, 5 no.1 songs in hot 100 and counting...