[BLaCKPoWeR]

Go to the website Urban Dictionary. Search your first name and post the best definition, the worst definition and the messiest definition that comes up.

My name is Clark.

Best:

Males by the name of Clark are the most irresistible beings on the planet. They are very well rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek God-like body. Clark is friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him and someday wish to be like him, but he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has way too much fun doing manly things with friends is still to be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the un-obtainable.

Worst:

Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, careers, affairs of the heart; Person who exemplifies these traits.

Messiest:

A cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult has the fundamental belief that all member should be surgically enhanced by having important parts of the body taken away from them.

How about you?

[Georges]

Georges - another word for period..

[Loghen]

Daniel.

A guy you can always go to with any of your problems. He is sensitive and caring. He will try his hardest not to give up on you but sometimes he does. Any girl who wins his heart is the luckiest girl in the whole world.

Another name for sexy as hell. If you are called daniel it means you are very loving, romantic, and you have no flaw at all. Daniel's are overall amazing (aka THE SHiiT)

Girlfriend: Baby?
Boyfriend: Yeah?
Girlfriend: You're such a Daniel <3

Boyfriend: I Love You!

A Daniel gives the best hugs in the world. He is a loving and caring boyfriend and the type of guy girls want to marry.

[madonnas]

Best:

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Anyone who submitted a negative definition for 'Levi' is either jealous, or just upset because they are inferior to the all-mighty Levi.
It is redundant to say that Levi is awesome.

Worst/Messiest:

The epitome of what is ridiculous in the world, the word "levi" describes a person that has done, is, will do or currently does 1 or more of the following:
a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them.
b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of "bonding."
c) Honestly believes baseball is a grueling sport.
d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating.
e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen.
f) Shaves logos into their head (ie. the Chargers Lightning Bolt).
g) Thinks they are good at surfing even though everyone knows damn well they aren't.
h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can't do it alone
i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren't drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were.
j) Is going to fail at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and at life, but hasn't realized it yet.

Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what "levi" is.

Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence.

Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name levi represent exactly what i'm talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named levi.
Levi is the most levi person in the world. There is no one more levi than Levi.

When questionedm regarding the possibility of some "residue" entering the mouth after ejaculating toward the chest, Levi simply responded, "I don't care, it's my own."

Why would you do something so levi?!?!?!

[Changes]

My name isn't defined so I'll just use a nickname: Chu. there aren't really any "best definitions" so here are a few that are pretty messy.

chu

japanese (manga) phonetic otomonapeia for a kiss.
babygirl:*chu* i like you bluex...
bluextra: heh heh *blushes* wanna cyber?

chu

Replaces the word "you." But it is most commonly used after a word that ends with "T."
It is designed for lazy ****** that like to save time by lessening the amount of syllables in a sentence.
What chu got in that bag? Chu better give it to me befo' I knock yo teeth out, sucka!!

the small quiet chinese kid in your class that dances for peanuts.
Ha look at the chu in the corner

[Matty]

Matthew

Best:

Matthew is a name from the bible. Matthew is smart, funny and just the most amazing to be around. Although shy in big groups he has a large personality. Matthew doesn't encourage a fight but stand up for himself and the ones he loves, he would put himself in harms way before his loved one. When in a relationship, Matthew isn't the first one to express his feelings, unless he has to. He will always care but have a hard time showing it. Matthew is quite protective of his girlfriend and will show so if needed, even if with a small threat. It may take a lot to get him angry but when his is he means it.

Worst:

a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.

Messiest:

Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...

What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.

One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.

The word 'Matthew' is used to discibe someone with a huge ****, we're taking massive here, not a 'healthy size', but ****ing huge.'

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

[Doc]

I mean, Come ON!

The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make you smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.

The ****ing ****, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

A huge ****, with balls bigger than any other

You don't get on a Chris' bad side.
You don't **** with a Chris
You don't even attempt to show a Chris up.
Always remember a Chris can see through lies and your ********.
A Chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk **** and kick ass.
A strait up bad-ass.
A Chris is the guy to find when you
1: Need someones mouth shut for good.
2: You have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
A Chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
A Chris has an answer to every problem.
A Chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
A Chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 GPA because of his AP classes.
A Chris knows everyone.
A Chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
A Chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
A Chris is a natural born sex god with a huge **** and the ability to satisfy any girl.
A Chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle.
A Chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark.
A Chris is cut up with muscles.
A Chris smells seductive and mysterious.
A Chris never gets boring.
A Chris can master any expertise.
A Chris' teeth makes snow look yellow.
When a Chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
A Chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.

[MP2K]

Keith is someone who is strong, sexy, a flirt, super fly, and hella smart. is to be known that he has a big thing. is someone famous and gets all the ladies because he's a ladies man.


Stan for me.

[Nathan's Nicely]

These are so true.

A traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She is found in very rare numbers within the Canterbury region in Aoteroa. Sporting a beautiful tan and an amazing personality. Monique is a fantastic person to be around and in the company of. Only the luckiest guy ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.

A person that is very true to herself. Tries to act mature but in the end can screw up because of a simple mistake or absent minded act. Very honest about most topics, unless it would hurt ones feelings if talked about to others. Can be somewhat bossy at times, and very self-conscious. Cares too much about those close to her, and can't stand betrayals. In general, doesn't want to feel left out, but will change for the people she loves. Very random, but tries to act sweet.

a really hot girl who is the best kind of girl for relationships. she IS a HUGE F-L-I-R-T, i mean she flirts with every known person on earth, man or woman, doesnt matter to her. but thats ok, because everyone still loves her to death. exceppt her haters, who noone really cares about.

[Ewan Chaos]

Why did I do this.

universal insult of all kinds, no set boundries on this "jack of all" cut downs

really gay, like extemely homosexual

A complete ****in genius with the biggest **** in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.

But I'll accept this one.

[Nathan's Nicely]

Originally posted by ClassicMainstream

My name isn't defined so I'll just use a nickname: Chu. there aren't really any "best definitions" so here are a few that are pretty messy.

#:*(&)(/9*

[Calypso]

Noel

A cool unique name that a person can have who is strong, straight up badass , who can have many haters, and who is chill

Some People make fun of it cause it means christmas, and white idiots don't know how to pronounce

Person 1: Man did you see Noel in the hallway
Person 2: Yea I did, he's one straight badass

Smart Person: That guys name is Noel
Stupid ass: Wait christmas is here
Smart Person No you dumb ****, that guys name is Noel
Stupid ass: oh
Smart Person: retard

Noel means Christmas.

A "Noel" is a seemingly odd person on the outside. He tends to fart and burp, but is immune to drooling when asleep. However, a "Noel" has the characterstics of a Lion, or in spanish, "LEON" (yes that is NOEL spelled backwards). For example, when he is asleep, she may growl like a leon and then pounce on a innocent bystander completely unconscious.

Despite this seemgingly irate behavior, a "Noel" is like a marshmallow on the inside. No... that does not mean he is full of sugary goodness nor does it mean he is part "smore", but rather, the metaphor describes him as a soft, kind, caring person. LIKE THE MICHELIN TIRE MAN (who actually does seem to be made of marshmallows... fancy that).

There is also a phenomenon that is present in a "Noel". A "Noel" will typically make his own belongings vanish. Scientists are unsure of why or how certain belongings get lost, but empirical evidence has shown that a Noel will lose any one item at least once a month. This phenomenon has stymied researchers at Harvard and Yale, and the National Science Society is planning to make a new branch of science called, "Noelology".

To pull a Noel is to trip or fall over nothing and for no apparent reason.

[ALA]

the small quiet chinese kid in your class that dances for peanuts

Adrian:

A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you.

So true.

Big huge Fatass

This is true too.

[Boomer]

KEVIN

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

Not a single lie.

the process of licking cum off a horses asshole, bathing a naked old man, yelling n***er to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own penis

OMMMFFFF!

[M-D-N-A]

JOSH

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good

Josh is the sweetest guy there is. He has a girlfriend who would do anything for him and isn`t afraid to be himself. He is funny and charming and will make you fall for him faster than you can blink. He is worth every minute of your time because he will never waste it. He is handsome and charming, you can put all your trust in him and he won`t let you down. He is amazing and you will love him.

The most amazing guy in the world. Best boyfriend you can ever get. He's sweet, intelligent, sexy even though he doesnt think so. Easy to fall in love with. Adores his girlfriend and never stops telling her how much he loves her. Gave her his heart and never wants it back. He loves making people smile and laugh and is good at it because he's so funny. Enjoys comedies and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nows how to have fun, and cares more about romance than sexual things. Hes just complete and utter awesomeness

Most amazing boyfriend on the planet!! Loves to help anyone and gives amazing advice. Is dead sexy despite what he says. Has a seriously hot voice. Brings a smile to your face without even trying. The sweetest person you could ever meet. He can always make you laugh by just saying one of his made up words. Loves his girlfriend with all his heart. Different than all guys because he is soo amazing. Is a sex god and will show you he loves you at any moment. Has a big dick

This is kinda sweet but the last part, I scream.

1.To be sarcastic 2.Cynical

But most of the def. here are positive about my name

[Guernica]

Best:

taryn

shes so hot, she makes fire stop drop and roll.
dang have you seen taryn? shes hot

Usually describes a freaken awesome person. If you don't know a Taryn you best find one, they're the BOMB. Like Tic-Tic! Often funny, crazy cool, and drop dead sexxy. Love you, Taryn.
Guy One: "DUDE, see that chick over there."
Guy Two: "Yeah, she's like a Taryn or something!"

Often describes an individual with a big heart who is both caring and generous. Has an optimistic personality & a great sense of humor. Is easy to fall head-over-heels in love with. Beautiful, independent, and confident.
A:"Who's that? She's beautiful."
B:"That's Taryn."

Worst:

A Dirty ****
Your Such A Taryn

Cheating on someone then acting like the person you cheated on did something wrong.
My girlfriend pulled a taryn.

Messiest:

According to ancient times 'Taryn' refers to a woman being very talented in the bedroom. The story goes that an English duchess named Lady Taryn invented fellacio and was famous around the country for it. Men would be heard saying 'i've always wanted to be given a taryn'. This later became known as a 'headjob'. Also anyone named this is extradinarily kind and generous....
Guy: 'honey, give me taryn'
Girl: Who the f*ck is Taryn??!!'

[Shaliydah88]

Best:

Sy An extremely sexy man from Harlem. HE is the man,the myth, and the legend. gifted with super intelligence and an awesome sex game. best known for screwing your chick.
YO cuff ya chick sy is on his way over.

Mr. Steal Ya Man.

Worst:

sy
An overweight company tech guy who is in charge of fixing everything that people break. He has a strange elvis like hairdo, elastic jeans and will say incredibly sarcastic things to people including "You'd know how to fix this if you looked on the FILESERVER".
"Sy...SY...SYYYY" < Progressively louder.

These bitches can DIE.

Messiest:

Sy
A southern girl commonly seen with blue eyes and unnatural hair. A beautiful woman

Have you seen Sy at greenshadow.com/sy ?

The irony.

Sy
Sy is the nicname of an Android who is bound to kill all humans in a Sci-fi/Fantasy Story.
"Sy rampages through the city taking lives and destrying buildings"

Sy: 1
Humanity: 0

[medosuxx]

AHMED

BEST

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

- Me: Hey, is his name Ahmed?
- Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!

A guy who is always up to party and have a good time! Makes you laugh and smile at the same time! Very attractive, athletic, smart, genuine & sweet. He's the total package. If you don't have a Ahmed in your life you're missing out on something amazing.

- Hey whose the new guy? he's sooo cool and friendly.

- He's definitely a Ahmed!

- Ah, I want one

WORST

Bad kid who is bad at quickscoping and cant hit a shot. Who is also bad at soccer. And has a lil brother thats a demon.

- Oww, whos brother is that?
- Oh thats Ahmed's brother.

MESSIEST

An exotic blend of old holborn tobacco and high grade cannabis. Only avaliable from West Hendon. Usually smoked in a large joint.

- Do you wanna roll some Ahmed?

- this Ahmed joint is the nicest i've ever had!

Most of them are good except one, I'm satisfied.

[Entity]

Delilah

Best

An independent woman. Who has sex appeal but yet smart, very loyal, funny, shy at first, honest, trys to make everyone happy, has a big heart, and has big goals.

All of these are true.

Worst

vagina; *****; female genitalia

"Do you shave your delilah?"

That example.

Messiest

An inexplicable, senseless act of madness, like in the Tom Jones song.

I was actually named after that song.

[MrCookiepants]

An incredibly good-looking guy with a great smile and an even better personality completed by the best sense of humour imaginable.

The man with the best smile in the world. He is sexy without any effort and merely thinking about him will make you very horny.

You do not need to be tall, dark and handsome in the traditional sense to be intensely attractive.

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

No lies detected.