You should see my brother. He refuses to step within 50 yards of the Barber shop. He doesn't even GET linings. His hairline looks like a railroad track.
I thought I was the only black guy who didn't understand the linings thing. I mean I get them but I think we, as black people, focus TOO damn much on our hair. Don't book your brother like that sis, let him do HIM.
Bjork is an alien sent to observe us who inadvertently became a pop star in the process, initially mistakenly believing that we communicated exclusively with song and rhyme. The song "Human Behavior" is actually a status report home.
No . I've made out with a ratchet ass boy and he asked me to have sex with him, but I was 11 and I didn't know what sex was, so I said no ...biggest mistake of my life. Anyways he left me for some damn white boy down the street, I wish I was ghetto cuz I would took a knife to the esophagus
OMG, when I was 12 I was just discovering the power of sex.
This one boy had to be about 16 at the time because he was older than us, anyway we were playing Truth or Dare and I was wearing these small ass blue shorts (back when I was skinny ) and tube socks with the stripes.
I remember he bounced his dick off the wall, it was the first time I saw another dick that wasnt mine.
Anyway, he tried to do something with me and my cousin but we didnt know ****, we were too young, anyway we tied him to the bed with duck tape and left.
the irony of y'all claiming I don't have a life when I just got back from ironing my clothes... electroheart