Ellen, can I have a word with you? Come here, when we go on stage can you make sure you turn Rosie's mic all the way down?
Whenever Sophia's always eating everything, I always got to say "excuse me, sir? May I please have some more?"
Ellen, gov'nor? Can I talk to you for a second? Well sometimes, Sophia, she beats me when we're backstage iff I'm not gettin' the notes right, and I'm not even sayin nut'in. She won't let me eat, she won't let me touch none of the food.
Rosie: "We all can't pick Sophia up because she's like a sack of potatoes!"
Sophia: "You never talk at all, and the one time you do talk is to say I look like a sack of potatoes?!"
Can I be quite honest? I don't wan' do this. You guys made me! You think I'm an IDIOT?! You think I don't know this whole thing is about HER?! And this BLOODY tutu iches, I wanna take this BLOODY thing off! I wan' get out of here and I wan' EAT! And I don't even LIKE Nicki Minaj! Did you KNOW she has a song where she says she's gon' pull out her **** and PISS on us?! She gon' bloody PISS ON US ALL!!
false alarms and full stops, all made better by the sound of your heart