To celebrate International Women’s Day, the Official Charts Company have compiled a Top 20 of the biggest selling singles of the 21st Century by female artists. And you’ll be pleased to know, our very own home-grown talent has come out on top.
01 SOMEONE LIKE YOU - ADELE 1,310,000
02 HALLELUJAH - ALEXANDRA BURKE 1,225,000
03 CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD - KYLIE MINOGUE 1,160,000
04 POKER FACE - LADY GAGA 1,090,000
05 WE FOUND LOVE - RIHANNA FT CALVIN HARRIS 1,050,000
06 BLEEDING LOVE - LEONA LEWIS 1,030,000
07 ONLY GIRL (IN THE WORLD) - RIHANNA 1,025,000
08 PRICE TAG - JESSIE J FT BOB 1,025,000
09 FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE - CHERYL COLE 990,000
10 WHOLE AGAIN - ATOMIC KITTEN 980,000
11 BAD ROMANCE - LADY GAGA 945,000
12 JUST DANCE - LADY GAGA 905,000
13 A MOMENT LIKE THIS - LEONA LEWIS 880,000
14 ROLLING IN THE DEEP - ADELE 855,000
15 FIREWORK - KATY PERRY 820,000
16 ON THE FLOOR - JENNIFER LOPEZ FT PITBULL 805,000
17 WHAT'S MY NAME - RIHANNA FT DRAKE 780,000
18 UMBRELLA - RIHANNA FT JAY-Z 770,000
19 MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE - ADELE 770,000
20 JAR OF HEARTS - CHRISTINA PERRI 765,000
Oh please. I'd rather pay for quality people than get crappy people for free off Craigslist and Grindr. Not only that, but I get to do what I want to do. Men focus way too much on sucking and ****ing and I'd rather have fun other ways. You have an entire body to play with. Not just a banana and cake. I'd rather save sucking and ****ing for a relationship. All the other fun stuff I want to do with no strings attached. And men simply don't work like that.
Besides, there's a thing called time management. This is the only time I'll be meeting up with one for awhile, because of hosting as well as the lack of special occasions.