somewhere in America Beyeast is masturbating to a table full of Clorox, BiC Wite, & other bleaching products. Moaning & fantasizing about the next bleaching shower she'll receive. I bet instead of jizzing on her after sex Jay just pours a bucket of bleach on her, probably makes it more pleasurable for her.
Another night comes to an end. Meaning another morning is around the corner, and Madonna will have to face the horrifying ordeal of having to look at her reflection, one day older. I wonder if she's had all the mirrors in her house taken down.