[BoyOnBoy Wonder]

Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

I hope we're still on for Aspen next week.

Yes, darling. Ben has confirmed our reservation for the private jet. Are you still planning on bringing your new boytoy, Alstrom?

[ifyouseekLEM]

Originally posted by Michael

You won't be laughing when I steal your IP addresses and take your bank details.

The Dame Lem continues to eat his Almas Caviar unbothered.

[ifyouseekLEM]

Originally posted by m-m-m-monster

Yes, darling. Ben has confirmed our reservation for the private jet. Are you still planning on bringing your new boytoy, Alstrom?

Yasssssss darling.

Yes, alstrom is coming...but things have been a bit tense between us lately.



I'm hoping our time in Aspen will be just the remedy we need to put the spark back in our relationship.

[Michael]

Originally posted by m-m-m-monster

Honey, that's another reality show...

The title is REAL housewives of ATRL.
I'm sure I'm not the only psychopath on ATRL.

[Michael]

Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

The Dame Lem continues to eat his Almas Caviar unbothered.

Aren't you allergic to that shizzle?

[ifyouseekLEM]

Originally posted by Michael

Aren't you allergic to that shizzle?

No, not at all.

I am, however, allergic to the lack of commas in your bank account.

[Michael]

Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

No, not at all.

I am, however, allergic to the lack of commas in your bank account.

I don't have a bank account.
I keep all my money under my pillow.