I thought I'd vote for Britney Spears without listening as I've always disliked Alicia's voice in No One. But then that first note of Criminal made Alicia take it. And the rest of it is really nasal and sounds produced/edited.
[3:48 AM] poobear: its it true
[3:49 AM] poobear: that little slave girls
[3:49 AM] poobear: come on yall doors
[3:49 AM] poobear: and sell cookies :o
[3:49 AM] summer: They aren't slaves they're called girl scouts
[11:47 PM] cookie: my monotone voice and accent would make a funny rape
[11:47 PM] cookie: *rap